Explain this

>Mercy - Real Name: Angela Ziegler, Age: 37
>McCree - Real Name: Jesse McCree, Age: 37

>Pharah - Real Name: Fareeha Amari, Age: 32

Is this picture implying that McCree and Mercy were like, 17 at the oldest when they joined Overwatch?

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Blizzard is shit and didn't actually think of a cohesive backstory for their game.
There you go,

ehhhhh Pharah looks atleast 14

I think Mercy has some shit with nanomachines or something that make her age slower.

This is 100% speculation that I've never seen sourced
And even if it was true, that doesn't mean she would be older than her birth date implies at this point in time.

She hasn't aged biologically since she was 27, but she's still 37 years old.

>Zarya on the left

its in an interaction with Mei

The lore for this thing was hastily thrown together, and it shows.

Who's on the left?

Mohawk Man
His power is having a mohawk

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT MCCREE DEFLOWERED MERCY

Yes, McCree was 17 when he joined Overwatch.
Mercy is an Aryan witch, it's confirmed. She'll be the main villain soon.

Doomfist

Liao, probably.

Overwatch's lore is a witch's brew of cancelled Blizzard projects to make Team Fortress 3

don't get too caught up in anything because one thing leads to another which leads to nowhere

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Friendly reminder we figured this out a long ass time ago stop making more threads.

Is it it that weird to think that McCree was 17 when he joined? He looks pretty damn young in that picture and if he even had half the skills he has now he would still be an asset to the team.

I know it's not sourced, but Mercy probably has something with nanomachines or some shit. The fact that she's listed as 37 is probably an oversight by Blizzard.

>Jesse

LMFAO is this actually a male name? No wonder mccree is cosplaying as a cowboy 24/7 he's trying to compensate for his missing manhood

>LMFAO

People aren't doing this ironically anymore

Truly reddit has taken over

I'll take what is Jesse James for 500, Alex

Something something possibly misattributed Descartes quotes

mei was frozen for a number of years and has been 31 for a while

why is soldier's hand so HUGE?

That's Reinhardt's hand, dummy

>what is Jesse James

Team Rocket.

A HURR A DURR

Why is none of the "lore" in game anywhere?

Nah, Mercy was sensible and just let him fuck her in the ass.

Because the game isn't canon

Well, Mercy is acting more laid back in this picture,joking around, while in later pictures she's more "focused". It's possible she joined at a young age.

Because it's an FPS, if it was in the game it would be everybody vs Widow and Reaper, and only 1 person could play as 1 hero at a time. Nobody would want that.

Also what said is pretty much true. The game can't be cannon because of reasons above.

In her bio it's stated that she was already head surgeon as a prestigious Swiss hospital as well as accomplished in the use of bionanotech before she joined Overwatch.

I want to have sex with ana and give her more children.

nigga that womb is more barren than battleborn

Yes. Also, this confirms that Phara is a quad amputee. That's the only way for her to grow as tall as she is.

neck yourself my man

>we

I want Leddit to leave.

>No robo arm on McCree

How did he lose his arm, boys?

Who's the black qt on the right?

>cropping out Torb
>when we've had her leaning on him here, and also the Halloween pic

YOU JUST KNOW

I don't see any black qt in the pic.

LOOK AT THOSE GUNS ON TORB

GAT DAMN

Lucio

Maybe Reaper or Soldier.
Doesn't S76 say something about cleaning up the Deadlock Gang Mccree was in?
And Reaper and Mccree seem to not like eachother.

Literally Mallory Archer. Now give us Sterling Archer.

See pic
Opposite gender skins when?

>not torb and mercy

the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged

torbjorn is known to be THE most hung guy in overwatch, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed mercy's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with torb barely able to force it past the knob, and mercy moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on torb's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..

i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it

So, for those of you playing the PTR, how much does Young Ana's skin clashes with her old lady voice acting?

She doesn't sound incredibly old, it's not as clashing as Robo-Genji's voice on his young skin, or Soldier 76's origin skin

>mfw mcree looks like Spike Spiegel
i knew i picked the best main

YOUNG MCCREE SKIN WHEN
YOUNG MERCY SKIN WHEN
MIDDLE-AGED REINHARDT SKIN WHEN
MIDDLE-AGED TORBJORN SKIN WHEN

Mcree was part of deadlock before joining overwatch, so he couldn't have lost him arm when Overwatch gave them the fuck

Mccree's fucking handsome

I love cowboys

guilty gear: johnny
LoL: TF
Overwatch: Mccree

Must be my inner faggot

...

Just when I thought Mercy couldn't get hotter. Good lord those tights are delicious

>lucio is a transman
Now his kawai face makes sense.

kek
Be careful how you treat people in general. A psycho from my school killed all his bullies in his late 20's.