EE&E Online thread

So you guys played the new update yet? Pitchfork of Retribution Rolf is fucking OP as hell now.

I unsubbed, can't take anymore jawbreaker microtransactions

Fuck Rolph mains man. Gimmic loving fuck.

Game was so shit it had to go F2P, and lost interest since then. Meanwhile King of the Hill Online is about to receive another expansion for its subscribers. Finally getting access to the Arlen pubic park.

Just do the chicken in candystore door with Johnny glitch. Just one Johnny has to assist in the glitch and up to 12 people can reap rewards assuming there are no Kanters grieving or mods online.

Thats fucking righteous, did they nerf Pocket Sand though? I literally see red every time I get hit by it.

Go to F-list if you want to roleplay, faggots.

I love koth online but since the pocket sand nerf it really seems like the devs just listen to the vocal minority who are babies about eveything. First poctet sand then it was bill dozer then fucking bobby?! I've loved the game for years and I'm glad it is still updated but it just seems to have lost direction as far as balance.

>Rolph
Kill yourself, my man.

>Pubic park
Goddamn Bobby mains. There's a reason why KOTH Online can't be taken seriously

Who mentioned roleplay? Go to /soc/ loser or even better join the online sensation that has been sweeping the nation if you can get a beta code; ^]

>motherfuckers STILL not using based Johnny 2x4
>Even after the buff people sweep him under the rug

Fucking Kevinfags always trying to act like they can out dps Johnny. A bunch of teenage kids trying to be cool.

Hello newfriend. Could I interest you in a fresh butt? Yours seems to be hurt.

Fuck you asshole. Bill dozer needed that nerf. His AoE was totally unjustified

>Rock in Shoe Ed still hasn't been nerfed
I'm done. Seriously, I quit. I'm unsubbing right now. I can't stand the incompetent devs, can't stand the community, and I can't stand losing to this fucking OP as shit build.
Fuck this game.

>Year of our lord [Current Year], Still see loads of Kevin mains.
My Pebble-in-Shoe Edd is lmao'ing right now plebs.

Like Pottery

Kek

>start the game at launch
>know nothing about EENE, pick Marie because she looks cute
>The only builds require two other Kankers to do shit
>Kanker mains are the most cancerous, difficult people to work with.
>Can't make another character without paying money
>Can't respec without paying money

Help me.

...You made me laugh. Enjoy this victory while it lasts.

The great Professor Scam wins again!

>people still unironically do this shit
Are you people fucking retarded? These are some of the most pathetic threads on Sup Forums.
This game has gone to shit. I bet all of you fucking faggots are perfectly fine with the shit balancing with Pebble-Ed and all of the fucking microtransactions, huh? You people are why gaming is fucking dead. I'll stick to Spongebob Online.

Yo my alt is a Lee, I can see if my friend wants to make a may build and rob some ed schemes

>spongebob online

Yeah, gonna play it with the rest of the ten people that still play that hot garbage?

That would be great. Meet me in the trailer park map, near the Mucky Boy cave.

Anyone got space for annoying Johnny? Trying to grind out some Brazilian jawbreakers. Japanese stock went through the roof and bottomed out the market.

Ok, I am finally doing the Eddy's brother raid. What Jawbreakers should I have in my inventory?

>dorkposters

I fucking love these threads.

For the special ending, get some Japanese jawbreakers to raise Ed's INT, some Spanish jawbreakers to raise Eddy's CHAR, and some American Jawbreakers to raise Double D's ATT.

Depends what setup you're rolling.

If you have the Eds on DPS then you should stock up on Purple Jawbreakers for added resistances to Eddy's brother's cologne attack, since you'll be able to survive if your tank fucks up.

If you have Biker Kevin DPS, then you should probably get Green jawbreakers for speed, since you're mostly going to be rolling around him and throwing water balloons at him.

dude the new butt exchange is fucking bullshit

No matter how many hours I spend grinding as Rolph any faggot as Pebble Ed keeps fucking my shit up.
Is there no end

Has anybody found a good counter for Fat Nazz yet? Her area of effect attack is so fucking annoying.

Is there no end to Ed

>Thicc Nazz

more like area of erect attack

Just fucking jump you retard Fat Nazz is tutorial level shit

You can't jump when she stunlocks you. I bet you main Kevin you fucking faggot

>game still in closed beta
I just want to play too...

>not torrenting the crack.

SON OF A SHEPHERD SINCE BETA YOU FUCKING JOHNNY MAIN

Aren't we still in Beta? Ducking steam green light bullshit.

>MFW when kanker means literally cancer in dutch