OH SHIT. HOW FUCKED ARE YOU?

OH SHIT. HOW FUCKED ARE YOU?

>Horus from Primordia

if it was Crispin I'd be worried

>My EvE Online main
>Who can fly Supercarriers
>And Titans within a month

I'm fucked.

>The Adventerer from RuneScape

I'm good, nigga ain't got the hunter for it.

>fully leveled Flynn from SMT IV

I think I'm pretty fucked.

I'm fucked.

>mei

in more ways than one

Civilization 5...
I sure hope there are no germans around.

>My beginner ass starter gear wearing Monster Hunter Generations character
Why would he even be after me? I don't have any useful materials.

>Kyle Katarn

I hope I could at least shake his hand first before he tears me apart. What a great fucking hero.

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Dante so I'm fucked in every sense of the word

>Wu the lotus blossom
>open palm

Couldn't be better

It was nice knowing you guys.

>DMC 3

You think I could bribe Dante with pizza?

Goodbye, m8s.

I think I'm fine desu

What the fuck can he do to me I'm fit

You can actually bribe him with anything if you're just a normal person, if that doesn't work try to attack his mommy issues

>rust
>my character
>his dick is fucking halfway down to his knee when flacid

im okay with this actually

I hope you don't live near any volcanos.

>A normal Japanese kid from highschool
Not that much of an issue

My legs are not ok.

Depends on which one, unless you were playing a VN in which case it better not be one where he's judo champion of earth

>My hunter from Monster Hunter

You can count my ass carved

> project diva F
> last played a miku song

Well, I guess I'll have my first sex slave

Nah m8 he could probably crush somebodies throat just by flexing his fingers.

>Carlos from ZTD
He won't kill me in this timeline, so I'm fine.

You're fucked

Simon belmont.

kek

Well hell calls him the Doomslayer.

Oh yeah I'm real fucking scared.

Only thing I'm worried about is his footlong

consider yourself swallowed and encapsulated in an egg

>last played eyes of heaven
>got 8 of these overpowered motherfuckers coming after me

I think I'm gonna go get some life insurance now

>Gene from God Hand.

B-But I'm not Alexander!

Shit...

>death by choking on a shitty sandwich
What a horrible way to go

>John Marston

Dark souls 3 Valkyrie build.
Pretty fucked

>lightning

Yeah I'm fucked

probably his fetish

If she has access to a locator agent and some bombard ammo I might be fucked.

I want miku to choke me out with her lucious twintails and then make assertive yet consensual love to my body!

Garret from thief gold i would say im really really fucked since he is all sneaky peacky liket

>last played Stalker Call of Pripyat
How do I outsmart a slav?

>Witcher 3 Geralt

I have a gun, I'll be fine.

If you weren't a casual and played on expert Garrett will only knock you out and steal everything of value you own.

>Chosen Undead w/ +15 Demon's Great Hammer
>30 vig so no way a backstab can work
>Undead and infinitely respawning, so killing them wouldn't even matter in the long run
>Has Hidden Body and Chameleon so they could be anywhere
Just think of all the ways they could go for an ambush...

>conservatives.png

I'm not sure if Overwatch even really has a main character, so I guess I'm safe by technicality

Yeah, I can deal with her I think.

Me too but I want to smell her feet first and then she can stick her entire foot in my mouth.

>thinking a gun will protect you from a literal superhuman with MAGIC
you are retarded.

Then it'd be the last character you played in OW

He'll just throw up some Quen and he'll be fine.

>Hajime Hinata
I could take him, actually I probably couldn't that nigger is fucking ripped.

>My Hunter from MHGen

She has a charge blade, I'm fucked

>the entire roster kills him

Samefag

Not him but all of his magic has piss poor range and he's not exactly super fast or anything.

If you could pick the place of the battle gunning him down would be ez pz.

>i leave a very clear and obvious trail right to my doorstep
>he follows it like a dumbass because that's the only way he can find people
>i open up as soon as he steps in the door

That nigger aint faster than a .45.

miku has more appeal than your generic flavor of the month trash

Sorry user i like to play every game on normal and if i like it enough ill go back and play it on hard. Plus im still fucked if he robs me of my precious waifu pillows

>go to bed
>hear a weird thump on a wall
>FLOP, FLOP, FLOP, FLOP
>die

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He's hunting you down. He wouldn't be stupid to follow a trail like that. Especially since it's OBVIOUS.

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>can't even handle a small black woman on a 1v 2
Yeah, you're good.

No

well, I could fight him but I'd feel bad

Mine is Aiden Pearce

>Male Mechanic from DFO
Im probably pretty fucked. He'll probably just have a bunch of robots akbar my house while Im asleep or some shit.

Hm. Seems like a reasonable kid.

im literally watching this episode right now. that pizza looks so disgusting

I want rorona to ambush me and tie me up in her workshop basement and then ask me nicely for the final ingredient to the homunculus she's making~

>GoW

But I'm no god.

>DOOM (2016) guy

oh shit, I am so fucked. That guy is unstoppable

I don't even mean this to be edgy or anything but her face looks too much like Justin Bieber and kind of ruined the pic.

I hope you understand that if someone actually gets you to take the time to post a screenshot to prove them wrong, you've already lost?

Unbelievably

Halo guy from Halo 2.
Fuck. He doesn't even afraid of anything.
It was nice knowing you guys.

My level 79 character in Dark Souls 1. :/

>Come home
>He's right inside your door
>With a BFG to shove up your ass

>suddenly 4 battlecruisers appear in orbit over Earth
>he annihilates the entire planet just to get one guy

YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL

But I disproved him. And on mobile it takes a second to take a screenshot.

Level 20 guy from ark survival

All points invested into weight

I aint too scared nigger.

I think you mean >liberals.png

Cuck.

>ryu from sf
hahaha oh i am fucked

My Bloodborne character
Considering he's a lil squid baby I'm not too scared.

future you to death

Deathspank? I bet I could wrap the dimwit around his own trousers, without touching any weapons

...He's proud mode, right?

age of empires 2
>main character
gg easy

You realize he's a total psycho who murdered hundreds if not thousands of people, survived shit ton of explosions, gun wound, being stabbed, etc. He's rather agile and does parkour. Kinda ok shot too.

Mr. Foster

I don't think you can buy a gun with bong bucks here.

Why do you have gun?

>Diablo 2 paladin

But, I am not the demons.

>My amazon max height with huge muscles Arisen
I sure hope I'm fucked

>Pokemon TCG Online
should be fine