How can I become a leet hacker like Aiden IRL?

I'm thinking of learning hacking and joining a hacking collective like anonymous and fighting crime.

How do I join Anonymous?

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In order to join Anonymous you must first rape a child and post the pics on Sup Forums.

Eventually Anonymous will find you and accept you into their ranks through email invitation.

We are Anonymous.
We are Legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
Expect us.

Come one . Really.

*Come on.

>call up customer service
>claim you are an employee of X and you are with Mr. Customer, you need his PIN number
>???
>congratulations, you are now le leet hax0r

He's right, user. All members of Anonymous went through that same initiation ritual.

Find jukebox on a dark web chat room

i've been on the chan long enough to know that anonymouse picks you if your a good hacker

You need to know how to hold onto a moving car with roller skates so you can deliver floppy discs to informants without stopping.

First you must open up notepad and type the words "hack the world"
Save it under a binary title as a .bat file
Open it up and it will hack the internet
This will call other hackers to your location like in the game
You have to kill them in a public place
Don't do anything with the bodies just leave them at the scene
Do this a couple hundred times and you'll start to get request from various hacker collectives


Hope this guide helps

Will anyone give some real tips? Aiden was so cool.

Find some apps on the darknet.

it's literally impossible

You're funny

keep going

How? There are real life hackers and hacking collectives like weev and Anonymous.

Get a secret (as in, extremely public) hacker group to give you the "hack anything by pressing a button on your phone" app

Optional: be wildly inconsistent in characterization and unlikable in every circumstance possible

Heres a guide for you OP, thank me later
youtu.be/zixpms1oo40

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Trust me I can triforce. I've been scouted by Anonymous once before but quit because it was too demanding utilizing tor 24/7.
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Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

yes but they don't do what meme game hackers do
if they're lucky they somehow social engineer themselves on a tiny subset of useful information
otherwise they manage to break some useless feature on a 3rd rate blog
hacking is essentially finding the flaw in a system and exploiting it
you want real hacking? learn engineering, lockpicking and scamming
being a hacker has nothing to do with Aiden

You do realize that Aiden just beat the scripts out of some random anonymous Sup Forumstard right? The hacks he has are all some scripts some underage made, and he stole them. The only time he ever hacks something for real is that time he went after Raymond Kenny

In short:
-go to Sup Forums
-befriend a faggot
-beat the crap out of the faggot using an extendable baton

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