Pokemon GO is fucking stupid

> Pokemon can spawn in allies, forests, and ghettos, away from society

> Played mostly by defenceless unarmed kids and teens.

> People playing literally have a 100% chance of carrying a phone, tablet, or other electronic device.

Being a stick up artist has never been easier.

How did anyone think was a good idea?

Bump.

No nigs in japan

Chiggas

>mostly by defenceless unarmed adults
ftfyfamala

also
>stick up artist
nigga what? you go to school for that? get a post graduation degree for it? you gonna paint someone a portrait at gunpoint?

>defenceless
yuropoor pls

Pokémon can spawn literally anywhere. You don't need to out yourself in harm's way to play, and all the Pokestops are populated public places.

no GO in ole nippon either, at least not yet.

>Pokémon spawning in fucking city
>Can't find a single Pokémon at cottage far away from any civilization

It should be other way around!

>be me
>live in suburban area
>usually just walk to hatch
>suddenly notice the one pokestop nearby is lured
>against my better judgement go there
>a guy my age sitting on a bench with a cute dog
>stand near catching some free pokemons where he can't see me
>look up
>he's looking right at me and smiles
>pretend i'm texting by tapping the poor pidgey with both thumbs wasting a few pokeballs
>walk away fast without looking up

This is a pain. Playing in my neighbourhood is mostly a waste of time so I have to bike into town where I can level up twice in a few hours and catch tonnes of free pokemons.

When I see somebody walk up to my lure I'll say "what team?" or "nothin but rats and birds, man." It's quick and depending on how they react I'll know right away if they feel like socializing or not.

It's not that I don't want to socialise I just don't think I'd have much to say and that I'd be a disappointment to whoever approached me. Anyways I figure wearing headphones all of the time makes it unlikely people will make the effort.

At leasr someone in this thread is capabale of basic human interaction

Incorrect.

>us normies huh

I carry a gun when I play go. But, I also don't live in/bordering a ghetto so the odds of me being mugged are slim to none.

This will likely change once Niantic decides they're ready to accept requests for Pokestops and spawn points.

Holy shit i just caught this guy sitting on my couch.
My heart was pounding very hard

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>How did anyone think was a good idea?

You're the one planning on stealing devices with built in GPS tracking.

Too late you goof I already saw you post about your pounding hardon.

Is this a good game to play if you wanna get laid?

how long until they add gen 2 + so normies will lose all interest and this stupid game can die

Women have literally come out saying they wish nerds stayed in their fucking basements.

Look mum I posted it again!

The game froze after i tried to catch him like 9 times and then i reconnected my wifi 2 times, waited for a bit and reopened the app and he was there.
Jesus fuck

the elephant who posted that article is not a woman

Its was in a local newspaper with the article writers picture right next to it like most columnists. She was a thin blonde bitch.