Knights can STILL move through other units

>Knights can STILL move through other units

WHEN THE FUCK ARE THEY GONNA PATCH THIS STUPID SHIT

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>the queen is the strongest piece
Stupid SJW bullshit.

>Complaining about the Knights
>While the Kings are still immortal
They said they were only doing that while they thought of a good movement pattern, they deleted the post to stop people seeing it

>White always moves first

This fucking game needs to check its privilege

Double bishop is waaaaay too strong after the early game. They need to make it so that you can have only 1 bishop.

Just enjoy the damn game, jesus

>pawn becomes queen when it reaches the other side
>MUH MERITOCRACY WORKS

>King is still bugged and can't battle another King

I bet Todd is responsible

Spotted the tumblrina

Shill detected

>Its not a bug its a feature!
I'll never understand why people still play this game.

I only play chess for the story.
It's tale of class struggle, racism and white privilege is just too moving.

>If your Queen is still in play a Rook can turn upside-down to become one
What is this tranny acceptance bullshit

>Castling was added to European chess in the 14th or 15th century and did not develop into its present form until the 17th century. The Asian versions of chess do not have such a move.

>Last patch was centuries ago
just give it up already

You want them to censor the game??

noclip.exe

Why does everyone talk about chess like it's the best in the genre. The checkers community has been stronger for years now, and the way checkers masters can jump an entire board of pieces is nothing short of artistry.

I agree, but having checkers AND chinese checkers this year was going too far

>Checkers players can't handle more than one piece

>checkers
No party board games allowed.

>Nintendrones
Enjoy your party chess

This is why Japanese games are superior.

Lots of mods though, not that many people bother playing them.

>he hasn't played with all the custom boards and rule sets the chess community has created

I bet you don't even use a custom board

>muh store boughts are just as good as custom made guys, r-really

Am I the only one who occasionally sacrifices a pawn just for the pleasure of seeing a peasant die?

who /bagatelle/ here?

Chess = SF
Checkers = Smash
Shogi = Tekken
Go = Virtua Fighter

>Japanese
>not Chinese
Das racis

Mein neger

So you expect me to buy chess and then buy the custom boards? Maybe those checkers fags were right I just want to buy it and play right away.

Go is GG/Blazblue

>no spring
nigga what are you doing

>mods
>good
wew

>manual bagatelle

wow get with the times grandpa they invented springs in the 15th century

If you lose your pawn I'll SEND IT TO THE SHADOW REALM

I'm just saying, if there's a particular feature you want, you can probably either find a mod for it or make one yourself. It's not that hard.

threads like these are the only reason i still come to this shitty place

>easy as shit to mod
>still no one plays it

Your game is this dead.

Casual chess players everyone

>casual will never know the pleasure of hand sizing, sanding, and staining their own custom boards and pieces

that actually sounds fun as shit

>Not going old school like it's nobody's business

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>tourney fags incoming

Every fucking time.

What's the Stratego of the board game world

oh shit my mom had a game similar to this.

was fun

When are we going to get some proper graphics? This retro style sucks. Literally no model for the knight, just a horse.

>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who AREN'T Grandmasters

What's your excuse, Sup Forums?

The black vs white is straight fucking race baiting, where is the sjw outcry?

Oh my god, I've been trying to remember what that game was called for years. I only have the most vague memories of playing it.

>murrican game that's slightly dumber than the rest
Mortal kombat

oh shit I found it.

my maw still has this shit too. great game

>tfw stratego is dominated by some autistic furry

I always wanted to get more practice with this but nobody ever wanted to play it.
It was like a two player SRPG

>class based abilities
>skill

Pick one

>inb4 "just counter pick!"

This was on that Clubhouse Games on the DS.

why isn't there a chess-based moba?

WHEN WILL THEY PATCH IT SO ALL MY GAMES DON'T END IN UNWINNABLE PAWN+KING BULLSHIT

4th ONE THIS WEEK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This game was great

Chess is a crappy tactical turn based RPG developed by a bunch of monkeys.

Right away you'll notice Chess has no storyline. Instead, all you notice is the the White army and the Black army are fighting each other over a battlefield. Note the "a battlefield," because Chess only has one story map.

As for the actual combat, it's extremely dull. Each unit can kill another with only one hit. This means units with a real good movement ability dominate the field (more on that bellow). There aren't even any combat animations or anything that happens in combat. One unit moves on it's space and "captures" it, and they piece is removed from the game with no form of action or special effects.

Yawn.

Chess has shitty class balance. The Queen is flat out overpowered while your actual front line units, the Pawns, can't do shit. I think the developers were afraid that no one would use the female character so they buffed up her abilities really high but now there's no point in using any other unit.

The rest of the units suck. Rooks can only move in 4 directions, same with Bishops. Boring. Also, whats up with the Knight? It has the most bizarre combat abilities of all the units? They're stupidly hard to use cause they jump around like idiots to move and attack. The devs should have named this unit Ninja, since Knights didn't jump around like that in real life.

Worst part, is the king. You see, the devs decided that if your king gets captured, you instantly lose the game. W-T-F? This wouldn't be a problem, except that he can't move for crap. Seriously, the most important unit in the game can only move 1 space a turn? Good luck keeping him alive while every other unit in the game dances around him.

Unbalanced classes, lackluster gameplay, and not to mention repetitive 1 hour+ games. Chess is not worth the time or your money. Buy Final Fantasy Tactics or WH40K Squad command instead.

3 out of 10.

>f2p players can only be pawns
>one-time purchase gets you bishop, rook, or knight
>monthly subscription on top of that gives you King or Queen
my head

Google "chessfix" by deepblue, download the pastebin link, then copy them over the old texture folder. You might want to save a copy of the old ones unless you want to reinstall the whole thing again.

*slides diagonally behind you*

heh... nothin personnel, pawn

WOW I COULDN'T HIT HIM AT ALL NERF THIS SHIT

For real tho, white has an undeniable first turn advantage.

>game hundreds of years old
>suddenly appropriated into blm
Please dont ruin my game by dragging it into your race politics.

Who the fuck would want to play as King?

>muh speshul effeks
go play mancala you shitter

Mancala is pretty great.

who backgammon here

Why does Sup Forums only stop themselves at Chess, when they could be playing the infinitely better Ludo?

The fact that pawns are potential queens is outrageous, also I take the consideration that plebs can belong to the royal family to be fucking absurd.

fuck off racist apologist

Isn't that just Sorry?

>expecting realism in a fucking game

what a shitter

Americans don't know Ludo, it's called Parcheesi there.

El juego de loos boludos.

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I heard they are adding a new class next patch. Any ideas? Lancers could be ok.

ban castling

White certainly starts with a tempo advantage, but Black's response determines the game.

But pawns were dead late game until they got buffed, now theyre actually a threat if you leave them alone.

pawns need to be buffed to make the openings more exciting

>not knowing how to pawn structure
stay bronze, baddie.

>Between 1475 and 1500 the queen and the bishop also acquired their current moves, which made them much stronger pieces[19] (Davidson 1949:14–17). When all of these changes were accepted the game was in essentially its modern form (Davidson 1949:14–17).

Yeah not holding my breath on that one bud

Upward mobility, you monarchist totalitarian commie drone.

>cant close endgame
>"buhhhh nerf this"
Get gud shitter

Why am I not surprised. These are the people I share a board with

Please tell me why mancala is shit.

>25 years for one patch
>more than 500 years ago

tell me why I shouldn't end it now

>capitalism
>upwards mobility

Kek I know what a joke. I can't believe their are actually people that believe that shit.

>He didn't play club penguin Mancala
gtfo newfig

Well at some times the slaves and the plebs truly believed that their social situation was acceptable and how shit should always be.

Wasn't the queen once called chieftain or something? Originally and all since it came from some Mongolian tribe.

All word of the mouth so this is insanely inaccurate but yeah.

Is chess even fun? It looks so complicated since I've only ever played checkers. I love checkers.

Because it's a "solved" game. I used to play it and there are clear strategies that can net you half the pieces easily. Also, it only has linear movement so the thinking potential is nil.

4/10

Anyone wanna come play chess with Sup Forums?

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> needing all those pieces to outsmart your opponent
> not playing the superior tic tac toe

At least back then they never deluded themselves into thinking that there was ever a chance they'd be a king or noble men. This modern day bootstraps meme is just delusional.