Itt post gamer fuel

>itt post gamer fuel

Pic related it's my cum rations

Thats quite an impressive amount

Whats your secret?

Well sometimes I just jizz on my food(like cheese it's) but for big meals like waffles or pasta I cum into a jar until I have enough

that's nasty, what's wrong with you?

Yeah nah that's probably frosting from toaster strudels, but keep trying hard enough and you might fulfill your dreams of becoming a meme.

he's trying really hard to become a meme.

He wants to be the floor tile fetishist

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The pic related isn't a cum ration

I can show you an old cum ration

>Tile fetishist
I'm not THAT degenerate
Plus this isn't a fetish, I preserve food with it

I got colon cancer just from viewing this.

water

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Top tier, plebs gtfo

/ck/ shitposting best shitposting

that guy definitely has downsabeetus

Medium-Rare master race reporting in

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Thats nasty

>Using a pretzel as a fork

>I only fucked up my steak a little bit

I had a bunch of /ck/ memes saved up but they're on my old hard drive, the best one is the guy who tried to caramelize a can of milk or whatever and the pot blew up and got stuck in the roof

I just threw up in my mouth

/ck/ is a special board

Someone please post this. It sounds like a riot.

Can I have a list of countries where eating raw meat is glorified so I can avoid them?

Peanut butter and apples with water

The better the cut, the more done I like it

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I think I like the lobster one the best.

Sure, the one you're living in.

>the children are dead at this point
every time

why the fuck would you eat raw meat? fucking disgusting

>chef boy-r-dumb

You fucking virgin

Dorilocos. It's that fruit with doritos stuff that you see in these threads.

it's literally not raw though

Why thank you, didn't think it would be so easy to fit in here.

>tfw I take my steak medium well

stay mad rawfag

R A R E

Meat burners get the fuck out

Best beverage coming through.

I'm more of a tostilocos person.

CAN YOU FEEL IT MR KRABS

I like medium rare because I like my meat warm. Cold or lukewarm meat disturbs me.

>Plus this isn't a fetish, I preserve food with it

have you never had rare steak before? it isn't cold

Cold pulled pork when the fat all solidifies and shit is so fucking good. You're missing out.

Dr. Pepper and Flamin Hot Funyuns

It is by the time you get to it after eating the salad.

I use the pouch in the box

>I preserve food with it

Best gaming snack incoming
>not messy
>delicious
>not bad for you at all, actually kinda good for you
>cheap

user haven't you noticed that those are vanilla icing egos?

then go to a normal restaurant that serves the salad before the main course

>eating salad
What are you, a faggot?
Dig into that fucking steak as soon as it gets off the stove, salad can happen later
Rare steak is better than sex

>2016
>not enjoying a delicious icewich while you game
what's wrong with you people?

>I preserve food with it

What? How?

doesn't look that bad tbqh

fellow hawaiianbro reporting in, can confirm

>the greasiest kalua pork
>the stickiest rice
>fresh cold can of Guava Nectar
perfection

my snack

*medium rare
ftfy

that is not fucking rare, that rare looks more like a medium

you're literally retarded though
>rare
>not raw

The cum acts as a preservative and adds to the flavor

I should tell /ck/ about this

Can someone shoop a pepe into rare?

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those are chop sticks you stupid piece of shit

>eating rare steak
>never had sex before
hahaha
I'll enjoy my medium steak, thank you

Ready to smash the patriarchy anytime.

Kill yourself.

Superior.

>owning a deep fryer
never ever a good idea.

>The cum acts as a preservative and adds to the flavor

Do you have a single fact to back this up?

Most of the developed world kiddo.

That? That was the funny part for you? Fucking underage reee

>Bodysnatchers starts playing just as I open the .webm
that was magical

DELET THIS

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Ja/ck/, the king

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These are awesome. Is there a spicy variant or am I mistaken?

Delicious

Well done. With ketchup.