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Is Stonetendo doomed?

Stonetendo releases old stones for too many pebble. I can get stones for free.

Yes, I'm not going to go around and catch pretend animals when I can go out and hunt real ones for free. I'm not some kind of barbarian neanderthal.

Stony just invented the wheel. Stonetendo is doomed.

>Boney tribe is dung-painting about Stonetendo again

>It's another Stonetendo hate season.

Stonetendo already invented the wheel too, Stony just remade the wheel on his own way


ALSO
OONGA BOONGA, ONE ROCK MAN

STONETENDO WON WITH ONE ROCK

Useless circle will never be good.
Stonetendo make cube! Double sides of wheel!

I liked Stonetendo's square wheel better.

>not build own personal stoneputer that faster and stronger

>go outside to buy stonetendo
>beat 5 neanderthals to death
good day

Did you remember to take Neanderthal berrypickers back to your cave? Neanderthal tophead is good grip for face breeding.

>berrypicker still not carve 3DStone
>berrypicker got no better reason
why not? it easy.

who go out buy xrock these day? is xrock tribe dead? why ungasoft giving all rocks to stoneputer now

Do anyone remember when Slatega made good stones? Now is just disaster, like when big lizards died.

Xrock shamans are greedy and evi, want many pebble for small workl. Me remember when they make good stone.

when he be back, Sup Forums?

>tfw you dont live in a magic sky castle

>3700 BC
>Not smashing rocks on a wooden board

Neanderthals, all of you.

Who is this top headless Neanderthal? Why do he have no fur?

What do BC mean? It is 3700 After Dinosaur.

>not killing animals with sticks and your bare hands
enjoy the ice age, stick gatherer

Waxaad tahay khaniis ah

>3700BC
>BC

>implying Jesus exists yet
>the current year

*tips animal pelt* M'UNGA

enwinhfepowno?

Guys, I can't find anything that can pick up this XStone. Its too heavy. What do I even do with it? Just stare at it?

he dad told us not to be shame of our fur
due to have good size and all

>Neanderthal
>berrypicker
you egghead berrypickers! neanderthal hunt, not like skinny egghead eating grass and cowardly throwing stick in group

neanderthal strong, only lose when you no fight like man

Do any cavemen know good cave paintings to pump meat tube to? Berry picker died, and little berry picker is going through bleeding time.

You mad because you cave-mate live in my cave now.

spin the meat.cave painting

Who best class?
stonebeater, rockchucker, spirittalker, or stickbanger?

Unga bunga can someone help

What is good rock to get for womans son?

I am not neanderthal but her boyfriend yes. I look after womans son in cave. what is good rock for womans son?

>womans son
get big rock for smash of berrypicker and son

>these fucking stones-for-brains still playing stonetendo.

Me play on superior stoneputer made of iron!

Me would tell you to cut off man-fruit and give it to her, but she already has.

later homo

>My cavepainting when Stony wheelcucks lose exclusives to Xrock

>mfw siivastoner just made a new high quality unga of neolithic stick rattling

Oh... oh... Eskimo-chan!
So kawaii...

>muh bone

Not going to that part of cave again. Me guess will just try putting meat stick in one of young berry pickers holes again. Maybe will learn to ignore her poop smell and enjoy.

stop ruining tribe, berry picker

You want this cave

Turk tribe infighting. Muck and Boulder: Boulderlord probably not happen.

>iron
>bendable and softer than stone
>still heavier than stone
laughing_sabre_tooth_cuties.jpg

I play my stonegames on a stoneputer made of 88% copper and 12% tin. Newly made and with special deal by big-nose tribe.

Do not trust big-nose tribe. They very wanting of pebbles, make cost extra.

>look at me and my fancy Bronzestation which I paid 40 mammoth hides for
Fucking Bronzeapes

Big nose tribe tell me not to be mean to other tribe or else I am evil. Is it to get me to give them more pebble?

I just want new my new 88 copperputer

me find pet
what think ?

>still uses stoneputer
>can't into a Bronzestation by Long-Nosy

O I am laffing

Water Hopper is good pet. Kill stingy flies who make skin itch.

Don't mind us.
We're just making pyramids

is called greencroaker dumb stone-user

...

Do not need big nosers to not be evil. They fine now, but soon they try to take pebble and pay you few pebble for work.

I'll take it from here.

bronzestation have too ugly cavepaint, should of buying the rockcube instead

UNGA BUNGA ROCKSTOP

who man in cave painting
looks not like berrypicker

We don't give authorization to livestock

Sorry, my tribe have different grunt for it.
Me prefer bitey flesh-rope creature. Give me hug, but sometimes too hard.

W E

YOU FROM OTHER PLANET! GET OUT!!
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>mfw stony and xrock tribes think their tribes relevant
>mfw they salty they no as superior as Stoneputer master tribe
>mfw they never enjoy silky smooth 360° wheels

DINOS

Sky people mean to cave people, but sky people no do own work.

'M

High chief said you need to go back

I HATE WEIRD SHELL THINGY
ME WANT WEIRD SHELL THINGY DEAD!!

Any else man hear about magic man in sky, he talk to me and give me rules so we dont need fight others any more

STONES

brb dinos at door

protip: to kill rock thingy, spear it until it dies

>Microstone trying to stay relevant

magic man no real
only stupid believe magic man

magic man is sky is big nose tribe lie. Water Croaker God is best.

>last in cave 546 suns ago

m'liopleurodon

Go away big nose. I bet big man in sky say we no fuck mammoth corpse or brood-mate either.

I CME FR BOENS
I GIV FRE ROK FR BOENS

He say he give me free game like futuristic turtle shell spinning and ball of cup where water croaker god now

guys I'm from the future ask me anything

>magic man not real
m'galodon

KILL ALL WEIRD SHELL THINGY!!!
KILL EVERY SHELL THINGY!!!!
FUCK WEIRD SHELL THINGY!
THEY DUMB FACE AND BAD MEAT AND DUMB FACE AND UNCOMFY SHELL AND DUMB FACE AND DUMB FACE

>meet cute northern tribe gf with Bronzestation
>last in cave three winters ago
;_;

Me hear new Stonedendo is made out of Obsidian, going to destroy Rockstation.

Will there be man in future berry picker than Ant Tree Burch?

Me invent feminism

chief mbonga wants sky people to stop reproducing with cave people

me hate big nose, trick me out of rocks

I am laff at it dumb face

Me want to fuck rope-beast that slithers, but also want to fuck cave woman. Are any paintings of slithery cave woman?

GO BACK TO YOUR CAVE HOMO SAPIEN

me think that wood cock too big for you

TRIBE WAR NOW

Jay Kay Rap is a bigger berry picker

>berry-picker think she as good as cave man who hunt mammoth.

Shit, looks like the time machine has fucked up again.

>Rockstation
A whole generation behind. I hit Obsidian Stonedendo with Xbronze and shatter it.

would Unga/Bunga

slithery cave woman turn man to rock! I hear from unga, he give slither head to berrypicker to put on shield.