Game tells you YOU CAN DO ANYTHING

>Game tells you YOU CAN DO ANYTHING
>Trailers show nothing
Why are people hype for no man's sky?
Why does anyone still trust any of this fucking garbage?

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>game only has three things to do

DIGITAL STYLE

People are desperate for the Sony/PC platform to have an open world game that can rival Breath of the Wild, but with neither No Man's Sky nor Horizon: Zero Dawn having playable demos for the public nor extensive gameplay coverage like BotW, it's not looking good for them.

No Man's Sky!? No Man's Sky makes your teeth go grey!

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DO A DIGITAL DANCING

HEY, THIS IS FUN

I liked the Todd version.

WOW LOOK console I don't like GAMES

>game is like a special house
>has blood, hair and ORGAAANS in the different rums

>enemies are rude to you
>shove them out the catflap

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Rude!

Loaf of bread guy did nothing wrong.

I AM TODD HOWARD
BETHESDA GAME MAKING GUY
EVERY GAME I MAKE FULL OF FALSEHOODS AND LIES
I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU
SKYRIM REMASTERED INSIDE
THERE IS A MOUNTAIN THERE THAT YOU CAN GO CLIMB

That doesn't make sense

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>greentext is not a creative meme

WELCOME TO MY DIGITAL WORLD EVERYTHING MADE OUT OF OBLIVION'S CODE

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FALLOUT
I'M AN APOCALYPSE GUY
COUNT UP MY Sup Forums SHILLS IN THE BLINK OF MY EYE
AND MAKE SOME SIDE QUESTS, AND EASTER EGGS;
YOU WILL FIND
SETTLEMENTS THAT NEED TO BE RESCUED ON TIME
NOW IT'S EASY TO BE
A GAME DESIGNER LIKE ME
IF YOU PREORDER MY GAME'S RE-RELEAAAASE

It was already done before in another thread, that's where he got the images from.

actually, we already have several very good RPG games in an apocalyptic setti-

>Game tells you YOU CAN DO ANYTHING

Except the the game/trailers/devs have never, ever claimed this or anything close to it.

The only people who have said it are shitposters on Sup Forums.

Do British people pronounce organs like that? What the hell?

Peter Molyneux on Fable 3.

no

mr steak is just weird

Maybe not literally but it's an exaggeration for the sake of how absurd some of the shit they say is
>THERE ARE MILLIONS OF COMBINATIONS
>REBIRTH HAS 5 BILLION SYNERGIES
>SPORE HAS 50000 HOURS OF GAMEPLAY
>MINECRAFT LITERALLY NEVER GETS OLD YOU NEVER SEE THE SAME THING TWICE

That slice of shit was up to no good I fucking know it.

Great! Great news!
Now, before we being our game, i just need to get some information from you!
What is your name?
What is your race?
What is your class?

He was playing along with the spinach and everyone else.

The No Mans Sky devs have specifically said that's not the case.
Its YOU who shitpost about being able to do EVERYTHING thats making false expectations

youtube.com/watch?v=AZ-IcS7mRSk

DHMIS works so well on it's own.Todd posters are going to ruin it though.
Todd posting is a blight like baneposting. Milked of all humor in about a week, and just won't go away. Now being forced into everything else it has zero relation to.

Is DHMIS becoming a Sup Forums meme?

Why would you say that? Why would you mention Bane? Now someone's going to post the Bane and CIA ones.

>becoming

It's a meme on all the popular boards and for once I'm fine with a widespread meme, I'd actually say it deserves it considering how much effort went into the series

I'm a dunmer!

I wish it was possible to find a caveman level alien species on one planet then enslave them and make them see as a god while they offer up their most beautiful of women for you to pleasure when you get bored.

Well my name is

>wanting to fuck nasty unwashed hairy retard cave people

This shit is exactly why humans aren't spacefaring yet, we clearly are not ready.

>hairy
That depends on the evolution of life on the planet, most aliens wont have hair at all since its a very rare mutation in vertebrate animal life to begin with, we are supposed to have scales right now but those faggots in the Permian period thought biological blankets was a better idea.