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>Whoa, hey guys. Welcome to EB Games.

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I swear everytime I see this picture the neck gets larger

This store wouldn't be awful if it weren't for how they train their employees, and those awful videos they play on loop on the T.V. Seriously, I get uncomfortable every time one of them desperately tries to get me to pre-order something, because I know they don't want to either.

Also selling unsealed games as "new" is downright fuckery, and the one thing that's really unforgivable there.

>Gamessssstop

ADVANCED WARFARE

>how they train their employees
Please explain. I've being going there for years.

BETTER GET THAT $3.00 GAMEPLAY GUARANTEE IN CASE YOU BREAK YOUR GAME LIKE A BIG RETARD

I wish I could go in, ring up a game, no chitchat not fucking questions about preorders, joining the babysitter's club or buying any damn other shit. I would probably buy more games from there.

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youtube.com/watch?v=SWKY2vkSEv8
I enjoy these videos

ur not a very big guy

Can I preorder Shenmue III?
How about a Cloud amiibo?

Hahahah le dude thisp lce is a pokestoP XDDD it has a lure man I'm here for the 'mons not ur gams haha XD

Buy Game

>#thuggery

n-no th-thanks i'm j-just browsing th-thanks

todd please i got 4 to feed

GameStop rates their employees on preorders and protection plans sold, because this is pure profit for the company. Basically, if you don't move enough preorders or disc protection plans in a month, you get fired. So employees are under constant pressure to shill preorders and disc insurance

COFFEE THAT

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I'm honestly baffled that nobody has found out the name of this guy

It's so fucking horrible

I just buy it all on Amazon now anyway with the discount for prime

As a customer I honestly don't mind being asked occasionally about pre-orders and disc insurance and stuff, but as an HR graduate this seriously triggers me. Fuck sales KPIs.

I'd pay for the insurance on physical though.

I don't see any problem. They are salespeople, not just clerk in a supermarket. It's part of the job.

I'll feed them. Just buy the game.

If they had this then I would go to GS more often.

Lotta loyalty for a corporate shill.

Alright, I'll be right up front with your copy of Fallout 4, your Skyrim: Remastered pre-order, skyrim and Fallout 4 strategy guides, and the gamestop rewards card sign up sheet once you're ready to check out.

everytime i look at this picture i feel like austin powers in that sketch about the huge mole

except it's a neck

Do you this?

I do anything if you buy my game

Do i know you from somewhere?

Fuck you got me...alright!

HANDS UP CUSTOMERS. I'VE GOT COPIES OF FALLOUT 4 UP HERE, AND YOU'RE EACH BUYING ONE.

LINE UP. LET'S GO. WALLETS OUT, ONE AT A TIME.

>I don't see any problem
Sales KPIs themselves are a cancer in any industry. You can't always convince someone to buy something no matter how good you are, and it's annoying to customers (as can be seen in these threads) when salespeople are too pushy.

On top of this, gamers are some of the most well self-educated purchasers within a specific product market out of any product market in the world, probably only under cars for how self-informed they are. So the above is doubly true for gamers.

All in all, having sales KPIs for fucking EB Games is retarded. All they need is people to assist with people who already know what they want to get (aka. 99% of gamers), smile when being talked to, and ask if they want warrantees, etc. But they should not be judged based on their selling numbers for anything.

Do you also have this?

Shit man calm down im just here to buy Another copy Of Fallout new vegas for my Ps3

They should just hire cute girls who could work at Victoria's Secret or some other cute people only store, then have them do all the pushy sales. Next to them, you've got slightly overweight vidya expert who actually knows his shit doing sales, but without the requirement that he push bullshit nobody wants from him.

I are of genius

>Fallout new vegas
Next in line please

NANI HES FAST

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todd i only got 45 dollars have mercy please!

The problem with this is that betas might be duped a few times by the cute girl but 9/10 times when walking into a store, a beta is likely to just rush to the neckbeard anyway because girls are scary and also because he would naturally assume the neckbeard would know more about games regardless.

So that leaves the non-betas to talk to the girl? So kids and moms? Yeah they would all complain about the girl being a dumbfuck and move to the neckbeard in the end anyway.

Can't I just buy a copy of Fallout 2?

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Why buy an outdated game when you could buy the pinnacle of gaming Fallout 4 and its dlcs

i dunno man i mean They fucked up skyrim and Fallout 3 whats the chances 4 is good?

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BE HONEST

WOULD YOU GO TO GAMESTOP AND EB GAMES MORE IF THE COVERS FOR THE SHITTY BOXES HAD ART DRAWN BY EMPLOYEES INSTEAD OF PLAINTEXT?

45? Let's set you up with Skyrim then. Get yourself ready for the remaster. Aaaand with the strategy guide, that comes to $45 to the dollar.

If it was shit like this? You bet.

i already have skyrim on pc and getting the remaster for free

This is the only way to save Gamestop and they even know it

Are you a complete hamfisted retard? Why would you need to insure a fucking disc?

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I wasn't asking

fuck off Todd

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Say what you want about gamestop, but at least they don't put stickers on the discs.

No, fuck you Dreamboy.

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Some one here called 911?

Fuck you

I preorder then cancel for store credit.

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I love these. Thank you user

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> Dreamboy
Underrated post

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i wish these were more common

oh my god

Why do they do this stuff?

It's qul

sometimes you dont want to give a shitty generic insert with just text so you have the employees that like to spice ti up, even if its shit sometimes.

its not usually permitted but it's still better than shitty text on a white insert card

>tfw someone saved your OC and didnt change the name

Never been to gamestop (not american), what're insert cards? Couldnt they just leave the cases as are?

I grow more powerful each time someone saves my OC and preserves my filenames.

>captcha
>mountains

game box inserts.

take a gamebox, open it, and remove the paper artwork. its the same thing. its just an insert

they could leave them as such, but all gameboxes just have a plastic film then plastic case to hold things. the paper insert card with the design and artwork and shit for the back of the box are made separately

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Jesus fucking christ

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so good

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>toddposter stopped posting
>after these cover drawings were being posted

makes me happy

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Put the money in the bag.

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This is some extrafabulouscomics bullshit.

Wait who is that?

don't have any more? Those are fantastic

Even Todd is calmed by these pics.

That does seem abnormally long. I like to think OP is being sneaky with his photoshop every time he posts this thread in order to fuck with us.

whats you're response Sup Forums? do you try and tell them its for retards? how many times do they insist you need this before you have to stare them down with a long 10 second noooooooooo