Walk into hallway

>walk into hallway
>see this
What do

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us gamers, amirite

Get a big cup so I can catch it and put it out the window.

eu gamers, amirite?

Why is my hallway white?

Is this from the front page of r/gaming?

Wonder why someone put a mirror in the hallway

To put the whole mirror up!

Wait for it to turn around and strike

Do a 360 and moonwalk away.

Catch it

Use my nuts to stun it.

hookshot that motherfucker

>Wait a second or two
>Jump slash at it with a stick
Done, easy.

KILL AND EAT

Call in the EDF

Wait for it to turn around, stab it.

Wait for it to turn around and kick it in the back.

Fuck it in it's eye, those holes look appealing.

WATCH OUT!

Is this zelda go

au gamers, amirite?

Ask that faggot where all the Skulletas are while I throw Deku nuts at its dick while wearing a Goron mask.

Catch it & train it.

cdn gamers, amirite?

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Turn back around and return with a loaded firearm.

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ngl I'd probably scream like a bitch and run away, then be too scared to go back in my house ever again in case it laid eggs or something

I CHALLENGE MY FEAR, TEAR IT DOWN, AND STICK MY COCK WHERE IT MAKES WEBS

Then I guess I kill it after for some sweet hearts or rubies.

pls let this not be a vision of the future.
I will not be able to stand Zelda Go.
Pls.
Please no.

In all honesty a giant fucking spider would legitimately be terrifying, even if you weren't afraid of spiders.

Murray?

>Zelda Go
>Must catch them skulltulas
>Golden skulltulas at your favorite mac donald's!

Kyrsten?

Wait for it to turn around then kick it in the spider-cunt.

Wait for him to do a 360 so I can stab him in the back

you didn´t get the joke, did you?

Eh reh?

>get 100 gold skulltula tokens
>Nintendo sends you a giant fucking golden rupee

rohan, please

Whip my dick out

Get a big rolled up newspaper

I was about to say this.
>you will never play a VR Zelda title where you bump into Skulltulas and have to launch deku nuts at it by pulling on a slingshot or deflecting a nut back at a deku scrub with your finger

jp gamers, amirite?

fin gamers, amirite?

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I"D WAIT FOR IT TO SPIN AROUND AND SMACK IT WITH MY SPORK

shoot a load on the ground to show my web

huh!? you want a piece of me spider??? ok here I GOO! *pulls out biggoron's sword* HUT HUT HEJT TYAA

*plays song of soaring and wwalks away*

fuck it

>walk into bedroom
>see this
What do

Run.

Fuck her but have her keep the shirt on.

kill it

ire gamers, amirite?

>she's drinking from my poop cups
Back away slowly

Considering animal crossing is coming up at some point you can expect something relatively close to bug catching. It'll be infinitely shallower than the base games but the masses will eat it up

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>It's real

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

thats neat. have normal one

It took me years to realize the skull's "teeth" were actually it's eyes.

Can she keep smaller spiders and other bugs and shit away from me? If so that's literally 10/10 godtier waifu material even if she is a filthy eldritch abomination.

hup hiyaaa

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>a Dragonite, a coelacanth and a Manakete all spawn at the same place

You mean the skulls teeth were fangs? The eyes are just under the nose.

Punch it

one shot that bad boy with my hookshot

I mean the red glowing eyes.
I always thought they were teeth

YOU CALL ME IN HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO COME INTO YOUR ROOM AND DESTROY LIFE

IS THAT WHAT THEY TEACH YOU IN SUNDAY SCHOOL?

The legend of zelda: Go

its just skultulas everywhere