Why does our guy Hbox get so much hate again?

Why does our guy Hbox get so much hate again?

Fuck off, reddit.
Leffen is our guy

People on here like to dislike things because they see other people disliking them

it's just salty mang0 fags

Closest thing we have to "our guy" is Wobbles.

As far as I know, all other smashers just treat Sup Forums as an edgy meme factory, or they are too scared to mention they browse it or that they don't like it. Go to reddit if you wanna talk about smashers and have them know about it, or just fucking tweet them

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Based PeePee is our guy you newfaggots

This is our guy. Now get that fat fuck off my Sup Forums

>overemotional and dramatic
>narcissitic qualities
>always has to bring up "muh engineering degree" when speaking
>23 years old but looks like hes in his late 30's.

There's a good reason why none of the other Gods speak about him much. And during the Summit when the Gods went on commentary, HBox was the only God missing from commentary. Even PPMD with zero testosterone managed to show up and commentate witht hem.

no, Leffen is our guy.
Hbox is Reddit's guy.
mang0 is Twitch's guy.
PP is Smashboard's guy.
m2k is everyone's guy.
Armada is neutral for everyone

years old but looks like hes in his late 30's.
What happened? Now that he has an EVO under his belt, could he un-JUST?

beaner qualities. most of them age horribly.

I don't really care about Jigglypuff being lame, but I find his pop-offs really annoying and seldom justified since he even does it when he curbstomps. You could see how sick Mango, Plup, and Armada were of his bullshit on the stage.

Hbox is an obvious Sup Forumstant

Mango looks like a fat old man now too.

Both players are so caught in their hatred for each other that they both became crusty bearded men who live for Smash and nothing else.

>Gods
You sure you should bring "narcissic" up when that's what Melee children call themselves for ranking high in a party game?

Because he plays a 'cheap' character, uses stalling tactics (as much anymore).
I don't care for him personally but I understand the effort to use Puff that well.
Also Puff isn't a very fun character to watch.

all of the gods except armada look fat.

I find it strange how Hbox is the only player to exploit such a gimmicky character and literally win tournaments with it.

because unless you have god tier SDI and punish game like Hbox the Fox mu is very hard

M2K is tiny

>everyone picks the most bullshit character in the game
>jigs is considered cheap
These niggas need get good

Lucky in the back?

Even as recently as MLG 2014 Mango looked good, he went completely off the deep end after that.
>denied 3peat
>denied 3vo at all
>people throw shittons of money at him on Twitch to practice Melee and play Overwatch, 0 motivation to do anything but get drunk and eat junk at the computer
>fat trashy henpecking girlfriend got pregnant and stabbed a porn star who tried to fuck Mango

also probably got depressed from his 2015 losses and started eating more because of it.

who /smashcon/ here

hopefully leffen is approved by then, he said he'd go if he has at least one week of practice

>Only gods are Hbox and M2K
Who gives a shit?

i wish Armada would attend.

>fat trashy henpecking girlfriend got pregnant and stabbed a porn star who tried to fuck Mango
Wait what? Source?

mang0 is going, he doesn't know whether he's commentating or playing.

Also it's pretty much the biggest celebration of all 4 smash games there is.

Plus Amsa is going and many more that didn't go to EVO.

Leffen might attend though.

I don't think we'll see Armada in the US until Shine at the very earliest, but most likely later than that.

He's fucking devastated after that loss.

The porn star was actually PPMD's girlfriend. She never actually tried to fuck Mango, they were just friends. But since Mango is in childlock with a crazy bitch, she tried to stab her and got arrested.

Also the porn star didn't become a porn star until PPMD dumped her from him being literally low test.

What about PP?

Im very sad he won

not attending anything for a while.
at this point Plup is better than him

I think they said Leffen's visa processing was delayed by 60 days as of a week ago, so he probably won't make it.

PP said he'll attend the first big major when he's back, he even noted SSC in his twitlonger post.

He said anywhere between 2-10 weeks he'll be better, I think it's been 4 so far?

most likely yeah, but 60 days is the max. he said it could be processed before then. There's really no way to know.

I love M2K the most out of the Gods. But my god he sucks compared to the rest, he hasn't won a major in so long.

even his last big win (TBH3) barely qualifies a mjaor

Your making me depressed with that fact. What's making him play so poorly? I thought he was getting his shit together?

>those tattoos

Why isn't this guy in more cringeworthy vidya tattoos threads?

he's reddit incarnate

because even if he can beat everyone, he has to prepare a lot for certain players.
not to mention his mental game is probably the worst out of the top 6

he's straight up just not as good as the others

this idea that m2k only does mediocre because of his real life problems is very over exaggerated

He seems to be playing better lately since he's no longer crashing and burning the instant he's sent to losers. All of the games he played in top 8 sans game 3 vs Mango were really close. He's still bad at just winging it.

This, M2K lacks the winning mentality that Mango, Armada, Leffen and Hbox have.

Because he backs up his shitty tattoos with 2 evo wins.

Hasn't he been around the longest? Playing melee at such a high speed as the top players do fucks up their hands, right? I remember last year people were gossiping how the gods were gonna get toppled because they were just getting old or other health reasons. Obviously they were somewhat wrong, but I think it has some merit.
Also, M2K plays the other smash games and is known to have mental health issues.

>he backs up his autism by being the champion at an autism competition

So basically his problem is that he's too formulaic and inflexible? Damn, with his assburgers there's little chance he'll ever play adaptively.

I've seen that. He doesn't look depressed anymore, but I want him back at his 2012 self.

Honestly, I want there to be a next batch of gods.

Let's be honest, you wouldn't be able to beat him if you tried. Stay mad bro. 15 more years.

epic post bro! XD

I'm with you, I'm not too keen on ecelebs and pro gamers sticking around for too long.
God, I thought Hbox has an engineering degree? The other top players obviously don't have shit so they need to hang on to this to make some money, but shouldn't Juangrybox be trying to look for jobs so employers won't ask "So what have you been doing these past few years where you graduated but had no relevant work experience?"

On the other hand, once those old gods leave the game, who the fuck can stand up to Leffen? That swede c u c k will become as arrogant as ever.

>So basically his problem is that he's too formulaic and inflexible?
Kind of. His neutral is nothing special compared to other top players. People complain about HBox playing a lame character, but M2K plays a pretty damn lame everything else because he plays super safe and it leads to missed opportunities. If he played more boldly, he would probably win a major since nobody would know how to deal with an aggressive neutral from him since he almost never goes all in.

This is also why he sucks as fighting Ice Climbers.

The difference is one is on the rise while the other is falling down.

He's called the robot for a reason

He's too stuck in his ways to adapt once you figure him out like the gods have you can beat him, plus he plays way too emotionally and the first sign of set back sends him into full tilt and he fucks up

This brings up something weird:

Is there ANYONE who actually dislikes M2K?

Does he just stay so far from any drama or FGC niggerism that people just like him by default?

This, I'm always wondering about his job. There was talk about him leaving the scene because he finished his degree,but he's there for almost every major. I think if the Gods go out, then Leffen will be dominant for a year or two, maybe even three. But in sure there will be someone who steps up to the plate, maybe even several people.

I know this is autistic of me, but M2K and Mango remind me of the Jin and Mugen archetypes. Like one is calculating, graceful and methodical. The other is unpredictable and wild.

M2k is Skinnyfat/Dadbod.

he was hated back in the day for ledge camping and pot splitting

>Zero gets top billing
>fat smash 4 autist who is spiraling out of relevance

how embarrassing is this for melee fans?

Is there anyone who hates Armada?

He brought his own drama at CEO when it was revealed that he got catfished.

I don't see why Hbox should stop now when he comes in the top 5 in almost every tourney he enters, he makes a shit ton of money off Smash as well as his job.

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some people hate his play to win style.
literally no one hates PP though

Even with all his recent fuckups and excuses, people still see him as the face of 4.

But shouldn't you always play to win and not have mercy? I mean sandbagging is disrespectful.

I agree, I think ZeRo is the perfect face for Smash 4 players.

Because he acts high and mighty and is a pseudo humble asshole. Me and other people I know have tried to talk to him at EVO and other tournaments, he either completely ignores you or acts like a dick. Players need to realize you gatta be nice to your fans if you want support. Thats why mango has so many loyal fans, he tries to meet every one. And Jigglypuff is a character thats not fun to watch

Fuckers in Georgia Melee telling me, always in the locals HBox ain’t bout this, HBox ain’t bout that My boy on Team Liquid in fucking Florida and them He, he they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all niggas ain’t know shit All ya motherfuckers talk about HBox ain’t no god HBox ain’t this HBox plays lame SHUT THE FUCK UP Y'all don’t live with that nigga Y'all know that nigga got picked up by a sponsor up throw resting these gods and shit Nigga been on that jigglypuff since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that This nigga savage out there If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about HBox I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more You know this nigga roll with Xif and them

I met him at someone's place in Orlando, might've been his place I don't know.

The guy is pretty insufferable to be around and not chill in the slightest.

>that mail from Armada asking to see 50 shades of grey

I don't know if it's real or not, but fucking kek.

He works already he had to miss the first day of Battle of the Gods because he couldn't get that Friday off.

by play to win i meant that he's the type of guy who will timeout to win if he can, which made some people mad.

>Beware of 20XX: Hax I know this is you

Lmao

It's a joke image some esports parody site came up with. Pretty great though.

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Wait so that prize split thingy is fake too?

At least he doesn't wear the scarf anymore.

Whole image is. I was convinced for a second that it was real too when I first saw it though.

nah, that's actually real

If you dislike Hungrybox or think Puff is lame, you're not a true melee fan.

>Lebron James
>Daily HooHah
>Wanna go see 50 shades of Gray?

He's a glaring reminder that under the "right" circumstances, Melee can be every bit as campy and janky as Brawl and Sm4sh.

t. didn't watch evo finals

It's funny that you say that after his non-campy EVO win.

Why is it childish to get emotional about winning the largest fighting game tournament in the world especially with what Hbox has been through both in the Smash scene and his personal life?

Leffen browses Sup Forums and hbox browses Sup Forums.
If anything, wobbles is more active on reddit than most melee pros.

Of course, not being a complete autismlord I haven't wasted the last 10 years of my life playing a mediocre game, so no, I could never beat him.

>CHAMION

If you're going to make fun of a guy for celebrating his victory at the largest tournament of his game in the world, the very least you could do is spell correctly.

Coney, the best Smash 4 commentator also browses Sup Forums

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