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how are the chances of a new duke nukem game?

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>modern audience
oh god no, please no

>retooled for modern audiences

OH GOD NO

KILL ME NOW SENPAI

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Nooooooooooo! They already killed PPG!

>the show is being retooled for modern audiences

Assuming he's still an idiot womanizer, it'll probably be more of the same, just modernized.

The entire show was just him being an idiot and showing his pecs / hitting on women

taking that away would literally make it not the same show anymore

No god please no, don't ruin my Johnny Bravo you already murdered Powerpuff Girls

JUST

If the PPG reboot is any indication, its going to be complete garbage

>a kids show about a sexist, egotistical white male that constantly lusts after women
>in 2016

This can only end well

THIS IS FAKE

HERE IS THE ARTICLE
cynicnomore.com/2016/04/13/cartoon-network-to-reboot-johnny-bravo-in-2017/

IT IS FAKE

DO NOT PANIC
JOHNNY BRAVO IS CURRENTLY SAFE

>modern audiences
johnny bravo will be a gender fluid pansexual feminist

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>retooled for modern audiences

I can't wait for numale bravo tipping his hats to all the ladies and wonder why they go for the assholes only.

>retooled

So it won't be Johnny Bravo

Can't wait to see him respect women so hard *Johnny nodes respectfully towards you*

Well, at least Season 5 of Samurai Jack looks good.

youtube.com/watch?v=FT6yhhfiUh8

I never asked for this.

If he's not a horny meat head it's not Johnny Bravo.

I wonder how they'll manage to ruin this.

You'd think they'd rather reboot Dexter's Lab and have Dexter be a bumbling idiot, while Dee Dee constantly steps in to fix his mistakes.

The parents will be divorced of course. The mother gets the house and the father has moved into an apartment on the other side of town. Once every season the kids visit him and berate him for how he failed to worship his wife enough to keep her.

Mandark is reworked into a card carrying member of the BBC who both dexter's mother and sister are competing for exclusivity over. He's also unquestionably more brilliant that Dexter of course.

>retooled for modern audiences

That can only mean one thing.
NO
MORE
FUN

Johnny Bravo the hardcore feminist that fights off creeps and protects the rights of women, he's a hardcore memer and the little girl no longer wants his fat adult dick

Prepare for the anti-white hatred.

I can't wait for Johnny Bravo to be a proud feminist who stands up for women, and is more interested in their personalities than their bodies!

Seriously, if this show even tries doing the same shit the outcry will be fucking outrageous. They are going to butcher it

Finding the original article points to this being very fake, and likely satire.

>With a new Johnny comes a new catchphrase. Fans of the show may remember Johnny Bravo would say “do the monkey with me”. His new catch phrase will be “fight the wage gap with me. ”

They'll make him bisexual, so it's equal.

>Caring about western cartoons
Are you all 12?

Are there any cartoon reboots that have actually been good? Pic related is the only one I can think of

Of course Anthony Burch wouldn't think friendzoning is a real thing

He's probably going to get lessons on how to pander to woman and not make them uncomfortable, hell, put them on a pedestal.

Fuck I hate this shit.

Friendly note that there is zero proof of this online.

He'll be gay in the reboot

>johnny bravo reboot
Can't wait for the SJW propaganda.

Everyone who isn't white hates white people and this is not only universal, but not a modern concept.

yeah, you bet
unlike us, who are enlightened by superior Japanese anime for real intellectuals

>retooled for modern audiences

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I can't wait until everything about him is changed because it's too 'problematic'.

Back in the 90s, such contortions of words weren't used to describe men who follow their nature.

Is this a cry for help? Do they know that the beta self loathing male/ man-hating female audience don't produce kids who watch cartoons?

"Hey independent strong human! How about I take you on dates and be non-aggressive, then you decide if you like me or not! I hope I'm not being too aggressive. *gets slapped* oh I better stop being so cis and intolerant!"

F

Johnny Bravo will now subscribe to the trans-agenda

Has Johnu ever hit on a minority? I can't remember.

Please don't, for fucks sake don't reboot a series ever again.
Just let it die peacefully.

>they're gonna butcher Johnny
I don't like this.

>Retooled for modern audiences

Has this ever resulted in anything remotely good?

Yes

He's problematic

I'd honestly be fine with that.

>RETOOLED
>MODERN FUCKING AUDIENCE
>JOHNNY BRAVO


omg, like no joke. this is just sjw office execs saying "hey lets cleanse our sexist history by turning a man into a pussy"

im sure it`ll be like ppg and current CN shows and be pandering, white guilt, and pure propaganda. yeah im mad. fuck america. jews are burning this shit to the ground.

I like how everyone ignored this post

>tfw he'll finally score.

>being retooled for modern audiences

>Korra in mechas
>good

youtube.com/watch?v=RnotacXVAlg

Aye, a black and a hispanic

>teen titans
>powerpuff girls
>now johnny bravo
PLEASE GOD MAKE IT STOP

He'll be a shell of his former character to avoid pissing off all the feminists
He's a stereotypical macho man and that is just so fucking problematic

OOOOH PAPA!!!

Haha us 90s kids amirite, cartoons back then were soooo much better... DAE le doug? xD shit was so cash

upvote if u think only gen 1 of pokemon was good

Even tho it's fake, I imagine we will be getting a reboot of everything of CN soon.

Sucks tho, because the PPG reboot has a lot of problems

It's always lonely at that top

They wouldn't dare!

>that fucking elephant foot

Disgusting tbqh phampai

the fuck is this

There is literally a fucking cartoon board.

>the only sex Johnny can get is when an animal wants his dick
Those were some weird episodes

Its fake retards. See

That's the style in panty&stockin.

killyourself anytime.

Yeah. People just wanna argue, I feel like.

Quote walls are bannable.

>implying
He was a virgin sacrifice to a volcano god and was rejected.

Sorry that you are underage user.
You'll grow up eventually.
In the meantime get out, 18+ and all that jazz

It's going to be another power puff girls reboot, enjoy your SJW cancer

You're autism is showing user.

Voltron
What? Its nothing like Korra.

I know.
That doesn't make it less awful tho

I find this sexualization of the male gender disgusting, and it's promoting unrealistic body ideals.

>retooled for modern audiences

this won't sit well with "modern audiences"

just saying.

I wonder how they will fuck it up. It will be entertaining to see. Most people disliked the Powerpuff girls reboot.

>remake Johnny Bravo in todays modern world where being a white male is sexist and racist

So Johnny is gonna be black or something?

trans

>i want an entire decade of kids growing up watching shitty remakes of alright shows from the 90s so animation can become more creatively bankrupt in the future
Hee haw hee haw

>You're
What

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mad 9/11 baby

Johnny Bravo 2017.
No longer allowed to flirt with the females because it might anger the SJW with a kids show portraying a grown man doing such things.

Clearly they were better if networks are bringing them back

kill yourself gen z faggot

I'm pretty sure Dexter's Lab would sooner be rebooted than Johnny Bravo.

NO

>we want the modern audience

The show wasn't that good to begin with, can't imagine how bad it's going to be now

I don't want either of them rebooted.

I wish I had his confidence.

Hold on
How are they going to make JB in 2016 politically correct post-SHW world?
Will it just be a blank screen with women doing powerful things every ten minutes?

>The show wasn't that good to begin with
I'm sorry you only watched seasons 2 and 3 and not 1 and 4.

I just had the biggest sigh of my life. Zero faith in this, it's going to be as atrotious as the PPG reboot.