Why aren't you playing pokemon go?

why aren't you playing pokemon go?

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I want that fucking blue tooth shit

I have a Windows phone

Im over the age of 10

>on Sup Forums
>over 10

pick one famalam

zero interest

BECAUSE THE GODDAM SERVER IS DOWN

>"playing"
It's not even a game.

Because I ran out of pokeballs, have no pokestops near me and I'm not paying for the game.

THIS

k-keep trying, user.....

when i go outside i feel like everyone in all the houses are watching me and making comments. not even judgemental or mean things, just talking and looking. i end up feeling really itchy and have to go back in.

I've never actually seen anybody doing anything resembling exercising while playing this. They all just walk at a snail's pace down a sidewalk with their eyes glued to their phones, completely unaware of their surroundings.

hey i have that phone

I'm trying to ply it but the shitty servers won't fucking let me.

Because the fucking servers have been down for hours.

Because it never works. It's down for hours every day.

No comment from Niantic.
No comment from Nintendo.
No comment from GameFreak.

No bug fixes.
No ETA on server stability.
No community interaction.

Problems happen on release. Doesn't excuse the bad PR.

The game is imbalanced and requires a lot more time than I have available to commit to it. Also the idea behind strengthening your pokes by exclusively catching more of them is a problem. If you catch a rare Pokemon, it means absolutely nothing other than getting the entry.

And the servers won't stay up.

I play while I walk the dog, and we walk pretty fast. Actually makes pokestops kind of a challenge, getting them before we pass.

you should, that's exactly what we do.

except we also say judgemental and mean things.

we also point at you.

but we also talk about you staying at home so much, it's weird, no one stays at home that long without going out.

fucking weirdo.

>servers die every 10 minutes
>gps fucks itself constatly
>app crashes a whole lot

It's not really enjoyable at the moment. I went with my cousins for a walk and told them to click on the monster and catch it if they see anything, but the game crushed so often I had to restart the game 5+ times during our walk.

Also there are barely any pokestops near me, can walk an hour without getting close to one.

I really want them to release a pebble app with similar functionality but I know they won't.

The game has the same slot machine mechanics of every other free to play game. Just because it has a Pokemon skin on it doesn't mean it's any better.

I don't have a smartphone.

I don't go outside

BECAUSE THE SERVERS ARE DOWN

FUCK YOU NIANTIC

FUCK YOU STUPID JAPS

I JUST WANNA PLAY!!!

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

phone isnt compatible

Oh look at you

Go to bed.

You should be able to trade 20 candies of any Pokemon for a candy of your choice.

That would encourage you to still go out and catch stuff but allow you to train specific Pokemon.

>servers are still down after 5 hours
>cant go out late tonight since I got to be at work at 6am

Windows phone.

Are you me? tried to play Go while walking my dog yesterday, couldn't catch any pokemon or touch any pokestop because we were going so fast.

I fiddle with it. Maybe I'll go flirt with girls walking the lake playing it.

No Data because poor also Canada

I caught 15 Pokemon and realized that's all the game has to offer and quit.

What exactly does it do ?
Ive heard a few thing but no one ive like actually talked to knows
Does it just light up and vibrate when there's a pokemon near or what

>eating lunch outside and looking at my phone
>literal autistic kid comes up to me and asks if I'm playing pokemon go
>can't even look at my phone in public without people thinking I'm playing some shitty game

Japan release...

Yeah any phone not with Android 4.6 or an Intel chip is not compatible.

I own a windows phone

that's a good way to get the cops called on you

Dude I have my issues but I walked with my cousins and at one point they were screaming "user SHOULD I CLICK THIS THING WHAT SHOULD I CLICK user ANON PLEASE HOW DO I CATCH IT user WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW" the entire street heard them, and I'm pretty sure all realized we were playing Go.
In any other situation I'd feel weird, but they were having fun and I'm glad for it.

tl;dr: Go out, no one really cares.

Yeah or just straight up "which candy do you want to use?" and the amount needed depends on if it's from another poke or not. ALSO, for the love of God, give us more shit for catching or transferring stronger/evolved Pokemon. Who the fuck thought a cp10 pidgy should give me the same reward as a cp700 pidgeot that just wasted 5 of my great balls?

you should walk around town staring at your phone and randomly shout out, "OH SHIT!!! CHARIZARD!!!" or some other rare Pokemon's name

of course you do normie

My nigga, windows phone is a fucking good OS.

Because the servers are unstable as shit right now

I play Ingress

Well they had a hacker DDOS it, so it's pretty bad, since it was already instable.

This.
There's no incentive for me to catch any higher level pokemon unless it's higher than the one I already have. I'd rather toss a pokeball at a 10 Pidgey for my candy, when I see any common pokemon above level 200 I just run away because fuck that

Because I'm not a faggot.

Don't forget the super important update today that fixed two lines of fucking text

Trying to complete National PokeDex in ORAS + no Pokemon on a military base.

Because all of the gameplay systems are garbage except walking around visiting landmarks and tracking new pokemon.

Unfortunately they turned off tracking pokemon and are going to start partnering with businesses to turn McDonalds into pokestops and shit.

I have no reason to play.

I don't have a phone capable of playing it, and I'm content with the existing Pokemon games.

Because the servers are fucked.

>tfw ran 5 miles on treadmill today
>eggs only went up .2km

It looks like the distance is tracked using mostly the GPS, and if your inside, most of that movement won't register. Shame I was hoping it was basically a pedometer.

>In the bus with my gf
>A 30yo guy sits in front of us
>Smells like virgin
>He notices that my gf is playing GO
>ruhavinagigglem8.jpg
>Literally shout "OH SHIT HONEY IS THAT A FUCKING GEODUDE"
>The guy inmediatly turns his head to the opposite side
>Gets off the bus in the next stop

Im having a blast with this plague of poke-fucking little shits.

It's about battling and capturing gyms.

The game is like an mmo you have to play IRL. Starts out slow and gameplay ramps up as you get stronger and are able to participate in more of the gameplay.

Totally understand if someone is the type that doesn't like MMOs though. But more than that, you can't just download it, sit down, and play it. It's not a traditional game. I can't just open it right now and play it if I want to (well, besides the server issue).

because its not a game, so how can you play it?

microtransactions arent games and physical dlc isnt a game either, despite what amiibofags say

Couldn't login to the servers after work again. Still only level 8.

>mobile "games"
um wtf 0_0

No they didn't.
As usual, the release of a new popular game was unstable, and some faggot 14 year olds are saying that they did it for e-cred

>tfw was there during the 90's poke craze
>it has returned

...

I was with you on the first line, but then I saw you were just shit posting. There's nothing you need to pay actual money for in Pokemon Go.

It's all GPS dumbass, the .2 km are just from GPS inaccuracy occasionally causing your guy to randomly walk around your house

i spoofed to level 16

it fucking sucks because everybody has cp 1500 pokemon and I only got a cp 700 shitty primeape

I'm saving a bunch of lucky eggs and pidgeys, but I can't even find cool pokemon

but its an app designed to sell digital microtransaction shit. its not a game. i never said buying digital items is necessary, most games with microtransactions dont make it necessary. they make it advantageous.

I can't download it on my Galaxy S4.

>running out of a bus for a geodude

thingsthatneverhappenfor500alex.jpg

also

>using the bus with your gf and laughing at others

lmao get a car

The same guy hacked Yoshida.
youtube.com/watch?v=CEh1kjMqyJc

Haven't been able to load the game ever since I had my shit pushed in by valorfags who control all 3 gyms on my campus with Pokemon with cp levels no lower than a 1000.

I'm a bitter basement dwelling sonypony.

What's the point of the game? You just walk to a point on google maps with grass shaking and flick a pokeball at a pokemon? Is that all you do? Why are you so upset about not being able to do that?

We were going to get some pizza, lmao do you think we really go out to catch pokemon?

>lmao get a car
enjoy paying a car and everything that surrounds it instead of using the public transport you virgin shit

Yes, it buzzes when a Pokémon appears and by pressing the button it catches it for you automatically.

BECAUSE I CAN'T

HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO SINCE YESTERDAY

But all games are designed to sell you something. Overwatch was designed to get your money, Diablo 2 was designed to get your money, Super Mario Galaxy was designed to get your money. Cave Story was....not actually designed to sell anything.

Anyway, Pokemon Go's monetization is nice because I can play without spending a cent on it, while the game is actually funded by the unwashed masses who pay for microtransactions. The other way around would force me to pay money upfront for something that, admittedly, I'd brr pissed about due to unreliability and such

Was me getting on a catching a rattata just now a fluke? I thought the servers were finally back up.

all commercial* games

>buying pizza on a bus

shiggydiggy, poorfag going to poor. get a job dingus

Proper pokemon games are better so if I want to play pokemon I play any of those intead.
Even pokemon black/white

Nobody I know actually plays anymore, game's as good as dead until they fix the fucking tracking, which was pretty much the only feature in the game making it fun and popular. There's no point for us to go outside since you can't find jack shit.

>le poorfag argument
>anime smug androgynous human

I bet the last time you touched a vagina was the day of your birth.

>eating pizza but not in your house
Do people do this? What's the point?