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sci-fi sperm

I disagree

IT'S BLAND AS FUCK

After watching some Kitchen Nightmares episodes I'm seriously considering downloading it.

BABY DEAD

SHUT THE PLACE DOWN

IT'S FATTER THAN YOU

WHAT ARE YOU?!?

Cooking mama for edgy kids

is it that time again?

The fuck is this?

FUCKING ROTTEN

It's just a shitty diner dash rip off iirc
I don't even think they had FMV clips of Gordon insulting you when you fuck up

food kino

oh shit is that some ja/ck/ right there

YOU'LL KILL SOMEBODY

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You know those water and corn starch mixtures that turn solid when pressure is applied to them? Someone had the brilliant idea of trying to turn that into food.

I like rare, but that's too rare.

Contributin

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That's raw

This is literally just nonsense

That might actually be good

>it's a /ck/ thread

youtu.be/IwIwTdBOJvk?t=230

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Is kitchen nightmare worth a watch?
Never seen it before

So whats the point of this thread.

is that some fucking ooblek sauce or what

THIS MY NIGGA RIGHT HERE
youtube.com/watch?v=2Y1YW1vIegw

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didnt she have huge tits? WTF I hate her now

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UK version is ultimate comfy
US version is basically any american tv show where there's tons of yelling and every one is retarded. It's also pretty scripted and not even close to as good as the UK version.

To get >(you)s from the daft webms

>chops up fresh vegetables
>followed by a bunch of canned garbage

Master Chef > Hell's Kitchen

did they just fucking take a diarrhea shit in the bag at the end?

>UK version is honest to god just unfortunate restaurants
>American version is LITERAL FUCKING HELL HOLES
>only the UK version is on Netflix last I checked

It's amazing. Also, it's always a treat when an AV idol you really like CONSTANTLY tweets about KN and HK

Oh my god, yes.

so jack is doing this on purpose, right?

somebody post the pic of the delicious za gordon doesnt want to eat

Anyone got the webm for that Doritos and noodles thing with a million toppings?

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No matter how much people try to meme this its an absolute fact that gordon was wrong here. Softer crust pizza is good and the grease holds a lot of the flavor for the toppings.

nope

>Also, it's always a treat when an AV idol you really like CONSTANTLY tweets about KN and HK
lmao what the fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=pJ5v5NFYBjI
uh oh

Ramsay dinner dash is surprisingly fun.

It's like normal dinner dash, but with ramsay fucking screaming at you for fucking up and then going SUPER GORDON when you call his help.

Pretty great.

I'm hungry, I wonder what I should cook today Sup Forums

I really like watching Chopped, because it's really neat to see people being creative. How does it compare to master chef?

I don't even understand how there is that much grease. I mean, I've made pizza with even more greasy meat than that and it still hasn't turned out that bad.

youtube.com/watch?v=yidkF4WQkAw

I'm sorry user

Sakura Aida is a big Gordan Ramsay fan.

Too much grease is a bad thing.

hes fucking terrible. its like alantutorial but non intentional, and real

WTF IS THAT NIGGER DOUING THERE

I've been watching entire episodes from the UK series but only the parts where he is tasting food from the US series.

dumb greaseposter

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BUT OF BUTTER, NICE, SALT, STIR, DONE

I'm sexually into gore and am more disgusted by this shit. What the actual fuck.

Meant for

the fuck is that

Are those mushrooms?

FUCKING DONKEY

He asked for a THIN crust.
And too much grease is bad.

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Try watching the UK version first.
But if you're gonna watch a US episode, you have to watch this one

youtube.com/watch?v=7uPOGxUtZvk

The owners are fucking CRAZY in every sense of the word.

>refuses to let waitresses keep tips
>just about all her food is frozen
>any time anyone says the food is bad, they get mad as fuck and say "No, you're wrong, you just don't know how it tastes" and then they go full damage control and start screaming

what am i looking at here?

jesus christ

I didn't say the UK version was bad, but it's not as...entertaining? The US version is like a clowncar accident.

The UK version usually has people who aren't absolutely batshit insane, you feel bad for the people, and there's occasionally a resolution.

YOU FRENCH PIG

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>the pizza is covered in a pants on head retarded amount of cheap cheese
>there is a whole puddle of grease that formed in the place where gordon took his slice from
>the dough was undercooked to the point that it was still SOFT. S O F T dough. wehat happens when you eat soft dough???? retard?

No.

it's tripe

SHUT IT DOWN

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One of the best parts is that gordon fucking loved the dessert, which I don't remember what was exactly. He said it was one of the best he ever eaten.

Too bad the owners were bat shit insane.

I was going to complain about the instant ramen in the fridge but then I noticed the games

This thread is really making me hungry for some go' za'

....from what nightmare beast? shit looks like what id imagine a monster hunter carve looks like

>yfw that was the thin crust style of pizza
I don't even want to know what the thick crust version is. Holy shit.

this literally made my skin crawl

>there's a pool of grease in the middle of the pizza
>wanting to drink liquefied fat

Holy shit, please stop.

because she didn't make them

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN EAT THIS SHIT

>tune up the graphics on level 3

whoever wrote this skit is a pretty cool guy

>not keeping your games in the fridge

What is this fat cunts name making mayonnaise cake

New york style pizza is better.
Fazoli's
Wa-la! a great za'

It seems like maybe some kind of tripe (inside of an intestine/stomach) before being cleaned, with some other organs still attached.

Even when cooked it looks grim. I tried it and it even tastes weird, but it's not that horrible.

this makes me wanna see webms of that guy with the horrible youtube cooking channel where he undercooks meat and stuff

Honestly that's enough food for 3 people to share.
>mayonnaise cake
Don't you fucking dare. That image is fucking disgusting.

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what the fuck is that it looks like a fucking lasagna please dont tell me thats actual pizza in america

ITS BLOODY RAW YOU'RE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE