What would an old man game be like?

What would an old man game be like?

City sims

Any Sims game.

the greatest game of all time

lots of sleeping but when you wake up instead of feeling energized and awake your character is still tired and slowed down. All of the in-game text is indecipherable except a few of the descriptions on your possessions. NPC's in the game act in strange ways, the entire world is strange and something that you cant understand.

Every in-game day you lose a bit of health and after a while it reaches zero and the game ends and you cant play again.

correct answer in first three posts, every time

MGS4

>wake up
>move at sub-turtle speeds
>consume chewy nasty shit
>shit pants at random intervals
>vomit everytime you see your wife naked
>cry looking at your armadillo of a scrotum
>wish for the ability to kill yourself every second of your old shitty life
>everyone treats you like your five
>can not produce anything coherant

Why wouldn't you just kill yourself?

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EYE: Divine Cybermancy?

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Doing small chores around your house and complaining about the general state of affairs to your grandkids while occasionally having flashbacks about the war.

People like to rag on the old, and I'm not saying people shouldn't, but man, getting old (as in in your +80s) must be depressing, everything you enjoy in life gets harder and harder to do, your health is deteriorating and probably won't ever get better, you struggle with household tasks, everyone around you treats you with kiddy gloves, you'll probably one day have that trip to the hospital that you know you won't return from and just being elderly is constantly used as a punchline in jokes in just about every form of media.

There's an advert over here of a kid who's acting like his grandfather where he's pushing a lawn mower around and stoppping every couple of steps to take some exaggerated breaths and man does it make me want to smack that little brat, I know the advert intends well to inform people about breathing problems but they really should have done it in less of an annoying and I imagine harrowing way.

>trigger discipline

hot shots golf

Yeah, it seems super weird that you can't make a commercial making fun of a minority, but it's perfectly fine to remind the elderly how crippled and useless they are.
My grandfather is constantly telling me about how he thinks like he's still a young man but his body just doesn't work. The discs in his spine have deteriorated, he can't do anything without being in constant sharp pain, his body is building up a resistance to the strongest pain medication he can get his hands on, can't even raise his arms above the elbow, taking water in the leg that'll kill him unless he pumps it with a compression sock, he's on so many blood thinners that getting knicked by his little puppy dog could be deadly, and that's only the half of it. It really hurts that he prefaces every conversation with "before I'm dead" and lives every remaining day of his life with the goal of fixing up the house so my grandmother (14 years younger) doesn't have to worry about it when she's all alone.

*movie

Listen here you underage whippersnapper my finger is my trigger discipline and ill shove it where I want

nice meme but it had more gameplay than 1 or 2

It didnt, it just took longer because of endless loading screens, movies and padding bullshit.

>everyone around you treats you with kiddy gloves
This is the big part. For whatever reason old people are treated like babies in western society. You might get physically weaker, but most old people aren't any mentally weaker than when they were in their 20s. Must suck for people to treat you like a kid all the time when you've experienced far more than they have

it did, if you took the average time to beat mgs4 and subtract it with the amount of cutscenes you get 10 hours of gameplay which is longer than mgs1 or mgs2

BROTHER!

I think it must be the worst when your own kids start doing it to you, man, I've seen my parents do it to their parents and it depresses me just thinking about it.

I'm having a good time with it

So, League of Legends players?