Hitman

Ready up, gents. It's time to kill Gary Busey.

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Who the fuck comes up with such stupid scenarios?
>actor is acting like a dick
>better spend even more money on him being dead and potentially land in prison instead of just firing his ass and finding a replacement

I won't play this game because Elusive Targets are fucking retarded.

If I buy the game now I missed out on what, five of them already?

Go fuck yourself Square, if you don't want me to play the content you make then I'm not going to fucking play it

>OBJECTIVE: KILL GARY BUSEY

>The fucking briefing video
Laughing my ass off

don't worry user you are not alone. I'm a massive hitman fan but want to play a full game and not support their jewery.

Most likely when they release it on retail all this missions will be on disc as extra missions anyway.

is it justifiable to buy this game yet?

It just show how games are treated as disposable trash nowadays.
They don't want you to replay it in two years, they want you to buy the next installment which recycles 80% of old assets but costs full price while still being in alpha for the next year.

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>OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE GARY BUSEY

yeah but that would be boring

Elusive targets are official Contracts for Contracts mode, nothing more. They don't have unique stages or extra layers.
Not for full price.

They are adding in 2 "bonus" stages which are just skinned old levels, where Sapienza has a movie being shot so there are alot of new props and shit to the map.

It's pretty shit
I had hoped that they did something special for such a high profile personality in the game but it's just another dude walking around with bodyguards tailing him shit

So if you complete an elusive targets mission, will you be able to replay it any time you want?

according to squeenix the elusive targets will be re-run in the future

but why the fuck would i buy a game where some of the most interesting content is locked behind some stupid real-time nonsense? Shit like animal crossing is fine because the whole game is based on that, a stealth TPS has no business doing this

Sick of buying things i'm not allowed to access

HERE'S A FUCKING SCENARIO FOR YOU
GARY BUS: HE SHIT ON DE FLOR IOF RESTURANTOTEL AND I WANT HIM TO DIE DUE TO SHIT TOCOLOGY U FUCKING NERD

So they're turning Hitman into ironic random Saint's Row 3/4 garabge now?

goddamnit. fucked up SA again in the last second cause its impossible to turn off faucets by yourself.

elusive targets are annoying as fuck because you always just have to abuse coins and guns to distract bodyguards but nothign ever goes as planned

the content really isn't that interesting. its just dudes being followed around by bodyguards. they get unique voice acting but thats it. like busey singing that stupid song and being an idiot on the phone.

if a company looks at what sold in the SR franchise they see that 3 and 4 sold loads more than the previous entries. they don't see WHY, so they assume it's the content of the game.

this hitman game is full of silly shit you can disguise yourself as and throw at people

which reminds me, knock out the lady on the balcony to stop him wasting time every 2 minutes singing that song. he keeps doing it

>Busey's in-game lines
>Intimate Touching After Luxurious Yogurt
>The Lonely Kid song

am i the only one who's disappointed by the new Hitman game?.

Of cause it was leagues better than Absolution, but it feels somewhat empty, when compared with every other Hitman prior to Absolution

It's still content locked behind something despite me paying for a full experience. I don't care if it's inconsequential now, give them an inch and they take three feet.

I feel the same, hitman is a game where you play every mission the best you can, play through the whole game then start again perfecting the missions, by trial and error.
not play 1 mission a month trying to perfect it and then do a tacked on "elusive target" just for a cosmetic suit and places on a bullshit leaderboard.

all those elusive targets are is a dev made mission in contracts mode. contracts mode is pretty shit to begin with, it was a way for them to add a multiplayer aspect in a game that needed no multiplayer to begin with.

this is IO's last game anyway, that is why they have had to do this episode crap, because square shortened their budget and staff, they are getting axed by the looks of it.

I will probably buy the full game when it is full retail and very cheap.

>HE SHIT ON DE FLOR IOF RESTURANTOTEL AND I WANT HIM TO DIE DUE TO SHIT TOCOLOGY U FUCKING NERD

Still missing alot of levels, but individual maps are great. There is another 3 announced locations, and after that I imagine we get to DLC territory.

Well, finding him was easy enough.

webm throwing him off a building

Kill him with Gary Cole's body.

knock over the card stand

Damn, Gary Busey is an elusive target? What the hell, IO, why would you limit him to a real time week?

It's all a fucking scam to get people to buy into incomplete games for full price

welcome to gaming in the future

Well, I've been enjoying the fuck out of this game, but I do hope the elusive contracts come back when the game is fully released.

>Why would I want to be in a video game?
>I'll make my own video game and call it Busey Bear
>I'll be a bear and hug the world from sadness
>And we'll make a killing in early access
Meta.

Elusive targets feel like a chore if anything for me now. I still want muh suits but eh. I'll do it tomorrow, he's on the whole week anyway.

At least the bonus episode was okay. I don't like how Sapienza was basically main square only and how each of the episodes took me 20 minutes to fully SA but still, they're really solid and fun to play. I actually liked night Marrakesh way better too, the only way to make boring Arab setting not boring is set it at night.

>all those self-proclaimed consumer rights warriors in every Hitman thread
top kek

How do I get the gloves like I've seen in a few Anons photos?
I dont feel like 47 until I get those

Complete 5 Elusive Targets for the Absolution suit + gloves, 10 Elusive Targets for the Blood Money suit and 13 Elusive Targets for 47's buttoned down suit with gloves.

>missed every single elusive target because of work / school
>will never get the blood money suit because of this retarded business practice

Why can't it just be the ET you can only play once why do they have to be timed missions

Will IO ever rereelease them
I need the blood money suit

Why the fuck are you posting here, GET YOUR ASS INTO THE INDUSTRY. GAMING NEEDS YOU.

>haven't even completed one

Th-th-th-thanks user
I guess gary will be my.first

>Elusive Targets run for three days
>can't fit half an hour in his schedule to play this shit for three fucking days
Even a busy man like Obama could do it if he actually cared.

Working a full time job + school + friends I had no time

I think elusive targets are really cool but pretty fucking dumb

THE WHOLE POINT OF ELUSIVE TARGETS IS TO MAKE IT MORE LIKE ACTUAL HITMAN IN REAL LIFE AND SOMETIMES ONLY HAVING ONE CHANCE AT A TARGET WHAT IS THE FUCKING PROBLEM

I don't get it either.
>hurr Hitman is all about replayability and trial+error
Yeah, you have that in the regular missions.

>First time bothering to try elusive
>Fuck up spectacularly
For my next hit I'll kill myself

Don't bother. You'll only fuck that one up, too.

U bummed him harddd ohhhhhh

Yeah, I was waiting to see if this would be worth my money, with it being episodic and all and then I find out about this shit.
gg no re squeanix

>game is built around replaying missions to out do yourself and kill targets as many ways as possible
>HURRRR YOU CAN ONLY PLAY IT ONCE
>every elusive target turns into a snipefest

ITT: poorfags

Yeah, too bad it's not a masterpiece like Gone Home or The Last of Us.

t. 16 year old tetriary who didn't even play blood money

The whole game is like that except wait for it ESLUSIVE FUCKING TARGETS MODE FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU DAFT CUNT ITS FUCKING FUN OKAY

You were saying?

>Friends
it's your own damn fault, normie.

this one lasts a week innit

This is pretty amusing, but IMO the models really don't look like the actors AT ALL.

Btfo

But the movie would sell a lot more with a dead guy.

I guess it's because of all the negative press they would get if they fired a famous(At least probably in the hitman universe, not so much in the real one) actor. I mean hell, every time a voice actor is changed for a character, people lose their shit, especially for an established one.

is this game any good?

COME ON, WHERE IS THE DANGER

> game looks awesome
>don't want to buy a half baked early access/episodic game ever again
>also want a retail version.
well, guess i'm missing out on all these elusive targets what a dumb fucking idea, granted they will come back for sure.

B-b-but I don't want to kill Gary Busey. He's suffered enough.

Think of it as a mercy killing. Put him out of his misery, user.

Literally every thread I've seen about this game has been undeniable shilling

Games can't possibly be good, can they Anonymous?

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It was a good show.

They did such a bad job on his in-game model holy shit.

I'm just saying, the only times people ever try (and fail) to force discussion about this disaster is whenever it has some new micro transaction to shift

>micro transaction
Are you fucking retarded?

This isn't a microtransaction. It's a timed in game event.

Calm down you sweaty dumpling

>don't yell while you shoot

I wouldn't have thought IO would have the budget to hire a whopping 3 marketers, colour me surprised!

Well, I fucked that up spectacularly.
>go to ICA apartment
>pick up explosive golf club
>get curious and throw it
>it explodes and the splash damage kills me
I swear I act like a total retard during these.
I've only done one successfully.

that shit doesn't look like Busey

Meant golf ball.

I just literally play the game user, im about to play it.

What did you think would happen?

I don't know, user.
My curiosity got the best of me.

is that one of those tracking anklets hes wearing? If not what the hell is that bulge on his right ankle?

they improved the sound and subduing people only takes a couple seconds now

Thailand USA and Japan appear on the level select now which is h y p e

What am I looking at?

nah i think it's just his pants

the photo is from when he was on The Apprentice

the wrong image because I'm a goose

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>bump dude
>has an exclamation mark flying on top of him
Is this a new thing where bumping into people makes you get spotted?

they have had that the whole time, but i dont think it counts towards getting spotted. they just want you to stop being annoying

never seen it till now desu ne. hope they didn't go retard.

I think they've added this with the last patch, yeah, but don't worry, it's not about being spotted, it's about not acting retarded.

YOU'LL NEVER GET ME I HAVE THE POWER OF INVISIBILITY

>game about replayability
>can't replay Gary Busey level
Shit design

Cole looks a lot more like Cole though, shame the lines about finding weapons and panic are generic NPC ones and they didn't record them with Busey.
got it SA btw.
6.5/7
fucked up the congressman but redid him when servers shat themselves.
Did you know that every elusive target is internally named after an alcoholic drink?

What's Busey's?

I know the 1st four.
The prince was Sazerac
The Congressman was Mojito
The Sensation was either sunrise or screwdriver.