Pitch black loading screen

>Pitch black loading screen

>You can suddenly see your disgusting reflection

You are the one from my dreams..

just b urself

Now just who is that dashing man on the left?

What is that oblivion character creator lookin ass

Have you heard of the high elves?

*ACH*
*HNRRRNNNN*
*Ohhh*

It's me

>heroofkvatch.jpg

Guy on the right's shitty haircut isn't helping.

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i feel bad for this guy. genetics are such a bitch. Hes like 95% identical to that cute kid who plays beast i think in the new xmen movies, from about a boy. but those last 5% just fuck his shit right up

AYY LMAO

>Pitch black loading screen
>I can suddenly see my beautiful reflection

These can be fixed
This is hopeless

a/s/l ;) ?

>so attractive that even guys hit on you everywhere you go
Feels good man

>having a glossy monitor

that guy looks like he was supposed to be attractive but something went wrong

It's why I don't play my 3DS. Literally biggest mistake of my life.

>7-8/10 face
>skinny fat child body
:^)

>supposed to be attractive but something went wrong
That's literally what it means to be ugly, user.

Is this an Oblivion thread

Did you help make The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion?

>These can be fixed
What? You mean with surgery?

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I ran into a couple of mudcrabs the other day

you cant fix eye positions
do you think a plastic surgeon is going to break your skull and move your eyes around

obligatory

WE WUZ GHOSTBUSTAHZ N SHIET

>game prompts you take a photo of yourself
Fuck off Game and Wario

>you look good in reflections
>you look like utter shit on photos

nigga like, just close ur eyes

Why do Americans look so inbred? Genuine question.

i can smell the bix nood from here

>look like a boy that would be in a /ss/ doujin
Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

thats because your brain tricks you into being comfortable seeing yourself in the mirror

L O N D O N
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D
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Explain further.

Because we are

Send help

more like you belong in a yaoi doujin cutie

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You're used to a flipped version of yourself, you also can't make a true profile in the mirror so you get fucked seeing yourself from the side as well.

I think Trump will get you bombed so you will be purged so that's kind of help?

>tfw you are hot and feel good when you look at yourself
>tfw you used to be ugly as fuck and people laughed at you but suddenly you went through a pseudo second puberty when you entered college, started hitting the gym and came out looking great and you now enjoy people hitting on you time and time again
>tfw exquisite and satisfactory sense of revenge

When were like, cavemen or some shit, we looked at rocks to see ourselves. Obviously we can't see reflections in rocks so we got fucking pissed which led to the invention of glass.

it means you're a drawing and don't exist

>tfw you make shit up on saudi arabian quran discussion board

No I mean why do we look better in mirrors than in photos.

>tfw you're jelly as fuck

But I'm not gay, that's what sucks about it. I'm not even into /ss/.

Because we've been doing it since the Stone Age. Photos are relatively new technology, so we haven't grown accustomed to it yet.

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>jelly
>when I look better than you

Reminded me of when I was playing P4 and finally romanced Chie. The way she told me "I love you" crushed my heart.
And then reflection

He has no ears.

>

(not the same user)
so you're Italian?

not with that attitude your not

Yeah, what's up with that? There's even been girls that I find really attractive in person, but aren't very photogenic.

Plastic surgery can do wonders for you, just saying.

No, but I've got some italian as well as portuguese ancestry. What's that got to do with it?

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>distant stern but caring ebonics

It feels weird being unable to see yourself properly.
The reflection seen in the mirror keeps changing.
When asked what's your hair/eye color you can only say "I don't know".
Due to varying reactions of people in real life you don't know if you look decent or like a murderer.

At least since you do not know how you look like, you are not able to worry much.

usualy Italians post this meme

its because your own perception of yourself is actually skewed by mirrors. So when you actually see a photo of yourself you get uncomfortable because it looks like you but it seems a bit off, but that's what you look like and is how everybody else perceives you

Mirrors are fucking gay, don't trust them.

iktf
its why i transitioned desu senpai

Americans think the same shit about Europeans. Y'all are on another fucking continent and therefore had different people to stick your feminine penises in.

>How goes it?
>I've been better, how about you?
>I've been better.
>Well, i hope things get better.
>Bye
>You too
Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

Should have just stayed a qt fuccboi

>24 years old
>look like a 12 year old of unknown gender
>5'5''
Feel terrible.
>homos constantly chatting me up when I go out anywhere

Mirrors are more fun than telivision.

>2016
>not having anti-glare monitor

I knew a guy who looked like this

only you gotta squash his head so it's more round

cute :3c

THE FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS

Same

I guess this is what happens when you are too weak for potions

With a shotgun.

embrace your fate

well girls like queers and if homos are chatting you up i think that means something

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>tfw ugly
>women hit on you anyways, have had two girls fighting over you a few times

girls are weird, I'm 5/10 at best

Having a shit nose is the worst feel. Don't even wish this on people I hate.

Mirrors aren't the worst, it's just that overreliance on them means that one day someone will snap your picture from the profile, and you'll get a fucking heart attack.

rhinoplasty is pcheap familia

>be overweight sack of shit entire life
>one day decide to stop being overweight
>realise that its simply a matter of consuming less than my body needs
>lose weight, a lot of weight
>go from a 3/10 to a 6/10 over the course of a year
>only girls that take any interest in me are fatties
>we're talking obese here, complete turn off, especially since ive just worked hard to lose all my weight, why cant they do the same?
>try my luck with non-fat girls
>shit at small talk, overly nervous, and i just give off this creepy autist vibe
>get rejected constantly
>realise that losing weight doesnt automatically make me mr charisma, and never will
>get depressed
>put weight back on

nigga looks like a khajiit

FUK
IT'S ROB IN REAL LIFE IN HIS 40

Tfw look good in pictures but only when I am not the one taking them. Tfw nobody takes pictures of me.

Nah, probably your perception of yourself is fucked but you look good
A crooked nose might make you look unique instead of ugly, it can be a feature but depends on how crooked is it.

>tfw 22 and can't even grow a stubble, let alone a beard
>still babyfaced, even with low % body fat
>going to gym and eating a lot of meat to increase testosterone doesn't help

>I lost 5 pounds over 3 years now I'm 435 pounds why do only fatties want me waaaaaa

>yfw you thought you was setting horizontal fov but it was actually vertical fov

>tfw this is a real pic of me

Yes

Prove it faggot

SMELL THAT AIR!

>tfw Todd didn't give you any mod tools for real life

Put yourself in scary situation everyday.
Like look for a job that forces you to small talk with people like giving fliers away or front desk from a hotel.
I'm just like you but that seems to work, eventually you learn to fake it.