Why did the devil have a huge dick in Dante's Inferno?

Why did the devil have a huge dick in Dante's Inferno?

Its not even that big

Doesn't look as big as I remember.

It is, relative to Dante being around half his height.

Makes sense since only the allmighty himself would have a bigger dick.

I didn't even notice it due to shit graphics, although it might have been that I played on a 1080p monitor.

Game was fun though, still need to do a second run to unlock unholy tree

that's a pretty big soft dick, unless he doesn't grow at all hard.
still has godly thickness.

I sort of miss when God of War was hot shit and everyone wanted to bank on the edgy craze.

Didn't this game also have you murdering dead demon babies or something?

SJWs aren't saying shit about that long ass unerect shlong, are they?

What, are you jealous?

>Complaining about people not complaining

ye, and they'd come out of cleopatra's tits or some shit

>almost down to his knees

Because dantes inferno is actually hell

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No, user.
This board is full of gays.

Yeah it was pretty good for a cheap action game. There was room in the story for a sequel but I doubt it'll ever happen.

Because nobody would care who he was until his dick was in your face.

He has stupid short goat knees user.

>implying they are even aware of its existence

It came out in 2010, they've only been around since what, 2013?

That's a big dong.

Because the game dares to have fun with it's designs.

>not wearing a demon cup and protecting the goods

The better to fuck with with

what the fuck you say?

you heard me, bitch

He's a big guy.

>inb4 200 posts about cut vs uncut

it's historically accurate.

Because he lives deliciously.

that game is fucking underrated.

What other games feature cocks? Dominions 4 at least

thx satin

>cast enlarge
>cock is still small
why even live?

Dante's Inferno had god tier art design
The game gets a little stale in the 8th and 9th circles but definitely a good game

I really think there was amissed opportunity where you could have had a QTE to kick Lucifer in his balls.

Why is he so small?

In game, the giant form of him was basically some sort of outer shell used to contain him. The smaller, goat looking Lucifer is the real him.

What games have vulva/bush? I only know of Leisure Suit Larry?

Look in the background, that's his torso

When it's in your gay little ass, it'll feel huge faggot.

Oh, I see it now. Weird.

Again, Dante's Inferno has vaginas everywhere
They're all over the walls of lust, and lust demons have PREHENSILE vaginas

for you

>dat dick and/or ball physicks

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GTA4: The Ballad of Gay Tony.

My stepfather walked in during that cutscene. Not joking. Yes it awkward.

Outlast

Come back, old Visceral ;_;
What has EA done with you

>fucked by the devil himself
That's oddly hot

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>Hairy shaft

I enjoyed this game. Sure, it was a shameless God of War clone, but it was fun for what it was. The art direction was god-tier.

Adding game to backlog.

Amnesia: The Dark Descent.

Well done scene.

GTA V also has cocks.

it was more of a joke

>uncut
Into the trash it goes

Because his sin is pride and he needed something to be proud of.

Thats a thing, like 3/4 of my Dick is hairy

Its a pain to shave so i dont either

>quite literally a third leg

>not shaving your whole crotch and asscrack
Shit feels great
Doesn't take too long and the payoff is worth it
I've gotten so used to it I can't even remember what having pubes feels like, let alone all that asscrack hair

>you will never have a cock so sizeable you have to heave it around in a wheelbarrow
>you will never fuck with the pure and superstitious faithful, sometimes literally

Seven sins, and so forth

>Thats a thing, like 3/4 of my Dick is hairy

Show me

>Stubbly dick
>Stubbly ass crack

why

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>this is what white guys actually think huge is

>big dick
>is ugly
why is this allowed

It doesn't get stubbly if you shave every day

>hair starts growing back
>it's like needles all around your dick, balls, and asshole

it's like you enjoy pain, or enjoy shaving every few days

>someone had to model and animate that floppy dong that probably took long hours staring at the devils dick for days on end

"so honey how was work today?"
>i dont wanna talk about it

I like the design, but the giant horns a little over-the-top

Are those actual horns or some kind of stupid ass hat?

It's the type of dick that NTR's your waifu away from you

Ok, so post what you mean by "big dick". A flaccid one, like that.

>Implying that isn't exactly what they wanted to work on all day long

I need uhh the scene where Beatrice gets fucked... for reasons

Doesn't the Devil have three heads or some shit like that?

Sounds like an average a second life modeler would do.

Why are all devil-dicks in vidya uncircumcised?

Is it because they're evil?

How do you even efficiently shave your shaft

I managed it once and that shit fucking hurt

it's a lot bigger than the world record for humans you retard.

>Chode

Because it's a medical practice that is more likely to be exclusive to humans. I'm sure devils have their own medical quackery, but circumcision isn't one of them.

For you

it's because they're christian, not jewish.

If he's gonna let that hang why in the fuck did he not have an attack where he swings his hips and cockslap you in the face with such force that it sends you flying and deals substantial damage?

>someone was paid to spend hours meshing and animating a floppy dick

None of God's chosen end up in hell, goy.

>end of the boss fight
>have to grapple your way off hanging platforms to reach lucifer who is levitating above the center of the arena
>near the apex of the room
>the last grapple point is his long hanging shlong

Why the hell would Devils get circumcised?

>"Oh yeah I'll just cut of this piece of my precious Devil body because..why am I doing this again?"

Now, it doesn't work like that.
You just create bones and instead of animating them you assign weights so they become floppy. Breasts work the same way.

What game had best breast physics?

What's with Outlast and dicks? Main game, DLC, and demo for 2 all have a strange focus on them.

no they dont
babies are in limbo
cleo is in lust

This joke gets posted every thread without fail

Dunno but it makes want to play it. Is it even any good?

Are the dicks attached to cuties?

How often do you change the blade and what brand?