LUDEN

This is Luden

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Is this a new meme?

Looks a lot like Psycho Mantis.

No it's actually Luden

But that doesn't look like Norman Reedus at all

It's Inafune all over again

Is this a Sentai now?

Every hungry skeleton is Psycho Mantis now.

T-that exoskeleton!

Is that a Level 4?

Norman Reedus confirmed for skeletal robot wearing skin.

Is it pregnant with the funky fetus?

luden means fuzzy in moonspeak

>figma
What the fuck, they're already planning on making figures of the mascot?

Ruden...

Yes

Where are you getting these from?

It appears to be Norman Reedus with his Norman fetus.

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Youll buy one along with everyone else oj/v/ who rides kojimbos dick like the good gaijin you all are and you know it.

Twitter cuck

Skipping these until there is actually some context to make me like it.

You sound mad as fuck for no reason.
Did kojima fuck your mom while your daddy was away?

this. what is Kojimbo's fucking deal with PM? He didnt need to be in 4 (though admittendtly that bit of dialogue with trying to defeat him the same way as in 1 was great) and he definitely didnt need to be in V

He got praised for his creativity, decided that that meant people want to see the same thing over and over again

I told you guys Kojima was a hack.

Thankfully DS is coming to PC so fanboys wont just hide behind"J-JELLY P-P-PUCK!!!" to deflect criticism.

Psycho Mantis?

Wow he has merchandise for a game what a fucking hack am I right

>merchandise for a game
no, he has merchandise for a company logo, a company that has made nothing so far.

>DC is coming to PC

Don't make me say it :^]

A game that isnt out yet has merchandise
A company that hasnt proven to be worth anything yet already has merch

Tell me he isn't frontloading and using his brand name just to make money off of retards a la inafune

>because we've already seen so much of the game apart from a trailer


i'm pretty sure you'll buy every single one of them and continue to suck kojima's dick like a good boy

*LUDENCE

Get it together holy shit

NEVER

EVER

DS is trademarked by Sony

You know like Bloodborne

You get your PC port just like bloodborne in 2 years

Oh wait...

SO WAS PLANETSIDE 2

WHAT NOW FAGGOT

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Colonel! That ninja is gray fox! There's no doubt in my mind!

You got me with P5 and Bloodbourne. But why would anybody care about Uncharted?

>sony fan holding up a whopping three games
>one of which hasn't even been released

Shinkawa sure has a thing for thighs.

Let me guess...

It's a robot, but it has a human brain or consciousness.

Kojima has gotten all to predictable.

Why is psycho mantis pregnant

The floating figures are the ludens

Kojima thinks he's slick but he isn't. Everyone called V's plot since the GZ trailer and everyone will do the same with DS

the small ones are cool as fuck

You mean Planetside 2 the original PC exclusive from 2012 we took it from you cucks 2015 with the definitive port

=O)

Can't get the human body to survive the harsh conditions needed for exploration? Remove the human body, replace it with something better.

how many david bowies will Death Stranding have

nice hips

I'm glad I'll never achieve this level of pessimism and continue to enjoy things

Nothing wrong with that. Men and women should have thighs, men especially shouldn't be able to wear 511s

The twist is the robot thinks it has a human brain but it's actually 100% artificial

YOU are the robot

That's for the xbots, they like shit

don't you have a new bad rats to be playing?

100 bucks says the game turns out to be dumb and gay

It has nothing to do with the game

It has everything to do with the game the last 3 kojima games were dumb and gay

And you believe that? First kojima ruse cruise?

actually every kojima game is dumb and gay

This is true

>muh kojima ruse
Like? MGS2? Maybe MGSV? No, there was no ruse

>Moby dick studios
>Joakim Mogren
>2 big bosses

Come on man pay attention

It's going to be a 2dep5u moviegame with a bunch of social commentary

I can already see the massive waves of fan theories trying to explain the plot

You mean all the fan theories that are 2deep4you and the actual game will be words that kill

Metal Gear has never had good social commentary

I never said it's going to be good

What is it with Kojima games that attract all the retards

the game is going to be a pc launch too cuck

MGS2 actually ended up being super spot on though that could be coincidental or something of a self-fulfilling prophecy

Yeah and your mom is going to stop sucking dick for spare change

Parts of mgs2 were. The main character was also designed to appeal to 13 year old Japanese school girls.

I just mean the social commentary stuff, it's actually pretty impressive how well articulated the memes stuff was for the time and the fact that Kojima generally demonstrates his lack of knowledge of civics and history

I have a PS4 but I don't know why people actively want it to stay on PS4

This is literally my Bloodborne machine. Maybe Jojo.

They'd play much better on a PC. The only reason you want it to stay on PS4 is to justify your purchase of inferior hardware. Bucket of crabs mentality.

What if I want SCEJ to help with the game because they are a great studio?

>It's Inafune all over again
I am laughing so hard at you right now.

yeah and? no one wants to suck your dick, i get it, no need to take it out on Koji kun.

you're that ninja...