Reddit is angry

Reddit is angry

and correct

>visiting reddit

CMV: I love being cuckolded by black men and i can't help it.

Who gives a shit.

did you post that shit on reddit,screencapped then came here to post this?
good work OP.

There's literally nothing wrong with cuckolding.

NTRfags everyone

>one person on a website with millions of users posting on a subreddit literally focused on posting unpopular viewpoints now represents that website

ok

great thread guys, good work, keep it up. proud of you.

Haha I don't visit reddit it was a pop-up haha

i wonder if yoshi get embarassed when he poo eggs.
haha

Are they wrong though? Pokemon Go is little more than a pokemon skin of the game Ingress, it is literally made using Ingress as a base made by Niantic, who made ingress. And guess what? Ingress faded away into obscurity

>why doesnt pokemon go have deep mechanics!?
>why doesnt this porn video have a well-written plot!?

all normies play GO atm whats your shitty excuse to miss out on what the cool kids are doing while its still in?

but what does Sup Forums think of pokémon go?

Well, I've never been into all that cuck shit, but at the time I was dating a girl who I thought I was very much in love with, we were great personal friends who shared so much of our lives together but our sex life was lacklustre, to say the least. That was until one day upon returning from a Young Labour conference I found my girlfriend in a passionate tryst with a man in our bed. What followed was a lot of apologising on her part. I couldn’t even speak, I felt betrayed. But you know what? I liked it.

It was at this point I uttered three simple words. “Keep on going”. The confusion on her face, her olive skinned asian/muslim partner, a beautiful man I must say, smiling at the suggestion. Was I going to watch? Was I going to watch the woman I thought I was in love with make love to another man? I was, and it was a revelation for me.

I’ll spare you the more intimate details, but I will say this, the next 15 minutes changed my life. The way they made love, the raw passion, the desire. How can a man satisfy a woman like that? He was just so... powerful.

This was when I realised, I could never compete with that, never in a million years. And why would I want to?
After they finished I thanked them both. But I needed to leave, I needed time to process what had just happened. It was a confusing time for me, I fell into many psychological traps that I think I probably laid for myself. Was it denial? No, it wasn’t. It was anger. I was angry at myself because I’d denied who I was for so long. I am a proud cuck, because I am not a jealous man, I've transcended jealousy a long time ago. Who am I to say she can't have sex with someone else?

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>And guess what? Ingress faded away into obscurity

Obviously not, because we constantly have these know-it-all hipsters who bombard every mention of Pokemon Go with drivel about how Ingress did it first. Same shit as the Sony guys who think anyone cares about their PSP Pokemon Go precursor.

>gamers in the 90s
>Story in games is like story in porn
>gamers in the 2010s
>gameplay in games is like story in porn
What the fuck happened?

Hi Maddox

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>comparing a social fitness app to a video game
Pleb.

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>still boogeymanning reddit

>shadowbans
>disagreeing with the hive mind discredits anything you say
>mass censorship
>[deleted]
>Ellen Pao
>Have my upboat! Thanks for the gold!
>liberal shithole

WHO FUCKING CARES

Sup Forums tends to boogeyman Reddit a lot but it doesn't make Reddit any less shit.

>gf, teary eyed, tells me she cheated on me
>my three words: "Okay. Get out."
>refuses to leave my house
>have to have her forcefully removed by cops
>spends next three months trying to contact me
>ignore her, change number, etc.
>bitch only likes my money anyway
>attempts at contact stop suddenly
>she unironically committed suicide

Thanks for reminding me and making me feel like even more of a piece of shit. Fuck you.

>feeling bad for a leech
She would be killed herself anyways

>you feeling like a piece of shit

what, you did nothing wrong

>CMV: I tell obvious shit everyone already knows

Also forgot to mention
>came here to post this
>pun trains for karma
>Reposting
>browsing a website with a like system
>endless circlejerking on every subreddit
>mods ≠ gods

Your picture is stupid and your post is stupid

Well, no shit. Want a prize?

The pokemon concept is central to the best mechanics of the game. It wouldn't be as popular if you were throwing [NEWIP]balls to catch [NEWIP]s but people would still be playing it.

The worst part about Pokémon GO is its actually fun when it werks.

White people, everyone.

>rid your life of a useless parasite
>they kill themselfs

That's the best result son. You done good.

Thanks for that, Anonymous. That concludes our segment: The Matador.

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Hi Anthony

I'm going to ironically commit suicide because of this post.

i've seen hundreds of trends come and go

nobody expects this shit to stick. it's funny watching people get upset over it

people have already forgotten about overwatch. pokemon go will be no different

My "shitty excuse" is that i'm not a sad fuck that needs that kind of validation in my life to feel exclusive and like i'm doing what the "cool kids" are. This is seriously some middle school logic shit

>narcissism leads to her selfish desires instead of just talking to you or breaking up
>react logically and remove them from life
>feel bad that you're not insane like the other user who wrote the pasta

Nah, fuck that user. You did good. She made her bed, and laid in it.

I still play jewwatch everyday if I have time and it's fun

but I'm a console fag and drunk most times

Reddit is never right.

haha yeah our website full of shitposting cucks and virgins is way better than their website full of shitposting cucks and virgins.

as soon as i read "young labor conference" i could tell where this was going

I would have been fucking happy in your place. And I'M serious

What/who is CMV?

"People wouldn't like it if it wasn't from a series they like" is the stupidest argument. It's like saying a characters action figure wouldn't sell if it the character weren't from a series the people liked. Of course people are going to buy ,play, and be interesting in shit they are fans of.

Analysis of OPs image makes me believe it's 'change my view'

replace Pokego with Overwatch and Pokemon IP with Blizzard/overkill marketing

does anybody actually say it's an objectively great game?
i though everybody was just hyped to capture pokemon, or, capture them all; at least that's mostly what i like about the game and no i wouldn't play it if it wasn't pokemon

This pasta isn't even new, but you are