Thanks for pirating!

Thanks for pirating!

>extortion

literally never happened to me in almost 15 years of intense piracy
nor did anything else bad at all

Thanks for shitposting!!!!1!

>saged

>cryptolock
top fukin lel m8

Piracy is like playing Minesweeper. You think you're doing fine, but you suddenly make one wrong click and BAM!

More like

>Thanks for installing YoutubeDownloader.exe

>cryptolocker

That shit was decrypted months ago.

If you've been pirating successfully for 15 years, you're not going to step on the mine you mongloid.

>Piracy is like playing Minesweeper.

In that basic common sense will keep you from danger 100% of the time?

Hello publisher shill.

See . You're an fucking idiot and it's VERY likely your own fault if you get a virus.
I've been pirating for over 10 years without issue now and I haven't used a anti virus and such for over 2-4 years now without a single issue

Game developers should make false versions of these that would act like actual ransomware, but when the person goes to the payment page or the timer expires, it tells them that's what they get for trying to get paid stuff for free, not unlike Bernie supporters. They should do that and spread them all around torrent trackers and Usenet download servers.

It'll make the pirates have a panic attack and scare them STRAIGHT. It'll hopefully make them reconsider pirating if they're not too far gone.

You obviously don't play Minesweeper. Sometimes you have to take risks to win.

>pirate everything, books, shows, anime, movies, games, music, etc
>use RU/CH warez sites like cs.rin.ru, 3DM, ALI213, etc
>never once get a virus, malware, etc

I'm actually disappointed, honestly. It's like how I've never gotten dolphin porn from links on Sup Forums. I always hope that I'll actually get it one day, but it never happens.

Even if you were dumb enough to get this, you pay with a CC and dispute it. What's the fuckin problem?

>People are too stupid to read comments, and skip torrents with little to no comments if the person is looking to play it safe.

I got dolphin porn once, as well as a text file about the author's exploits wading into the bay at night, waiting for the dolphins to come close and rubbing them until they turned and exposed their pink bellies which means sex is go.

You're right it was pretty fun.

Man if only there was a high quality torrent site that has a rating system for torrents and removes bad torrents.

where can I pirate minesweeper now that kickass is kill?

At least it isn't the ransomware that encrypt your files and puts CP on your PC so you don't call the cops.

If you have that much money, wouldn't it be better to just buy the game?

I fucking thought it would never happen to me because I always use trusted sites, but I got a bitcoin mines when I pirated Dark Souls 3 from a torrent site that I had been using for 9 fucking years. In highlight, I should have noticed that the site had gone downhill recently.

I actually do have a physical copy of DaS3, I just don't use steam.

now that KAT is down, where should I pirate my movies?

When was the last time you got an actual virus,Sup Forums?

>CP
>PC
pottery

123movies.to

That's ingenious actually.

>downloading
>not just streaming
>current year

Nice screenshot of someone trying to remove malware on a VM.

I got one in which said that the police had blocked my PC due to a bunch of shit and I had to pay a fine of 100€ to the nearest police station.

enjoy your 240p

I usually enjoy my movies in decent quality above 360p, if you know any good streaming sites let me know tho cus the ones ive found in the past were shit.

This always makes me laugh really hard, I don't know why.

How fucking stupid do you need to be to get this shit? I only have games on my Windows partition, nothing else. I have a Linux partition as my main OS that's hidden from Windows with all my important files backed up on an external drive and online.

Even if you only use public trackers, you'd really have to go out of your way and get the shiftiest looking torrent there to get this.

Literally never. I stopped using an antivirus years ago, I just run Malwarebytes scans every year or so and they always come up clean because I'm not a retard

I just backup anything vital and have everything else on a cloud.

>9/8/2013

What is happening here?

Why is it always Russians doing this crap?

>9/8/2013

The only time I got internet viruses was from visiting bestiality and obscure hentai image websites when I was younger. Never got a virus from torrents, although I'm not too sure if my computer has those hidden viruses like keyloggers or whatnot.

Because there are zero repercussions for doing it.

Russians at work.

...

>How fucking stupid do you need to be to get this shit?

Very stupid, they get reported/removed quickly from most sites. There was apparently a recent ransomware in a Just Cause 3 torrent/crack, but common sense would have said "hey, JC3 uses Denuvo and hasn't been cracked yet, maybe I shouldn't download this brand new, unrated, unverified torrent by an uploader with little to no previous uploads."

>He doesn't read the user comments

I remember getting one a decade ago but I knew I was going to be infected as I was looking at suspicious places for something I couldn't find for shit
Its funny how you can literally tell if you are going to get a virus or not

Nice analogy. It can literally be applied to anything.

We're all very impressed.

Post more virus webms

on a Dell in 2005
used an adblocker since and had no problems

Going outside is like playing Minesweeper. You think you're doing fine, but you suddenly make one wrong step and BAM! Hit by a bus.

>mfw all these fucking retards not reading the date

literally stop posting, fucking mongoloids

Only drooling imbeciles ever run into shit like this.
Actually, I think there might be money to be made in opening a course where I teach people the basics of online security.
>never click on ads
>know the difference between a button that says "Download Now" and an actual magnet link
Shit like that.

>rouge amp

At least you got that.
I got cow and horse porn.

Because they got sick and tired of developing games for just vodka. Time to make some real money for once.

how did they capture this??

the thread isn't about OP's pic you fucking retard, its about getting viruses from pirating shit in general

Yeah we know, dumb fuck. We're talking about piracy/malware in general. Do keep up.

>I have never played minesweeper

That happened to my dad. Does it actually put CP on your computer, or does it just pretend to?

For those who don't know, it impersonates the NSA and claims to have found cp, and then asks for like $300.

Cyber-terrorism is dishonourable.

...

prob the same way streamers do it

All the best films are usually under 40kb desu famalam

Virtual machine, most likely

Don't fucking remind me

>Downloaded some games once

>one of them had a virus or malware

>It literally backed up all my files to the cloud.

>If I didn't pay the ransom they threatened to release all my files to the interenet

>my trap pics were in there

>I didn't pay the ransom

I fucking hate viruses and malware.

bait

>reddit tier comic

>>>/kill yourself/

I literally cannot stop sucking dicks to figure out what's the significance of this date

At around 37 seconds it says "VMWARE" big on the screen. It's an emulation.

it's true

Not that KAT is gone what sites are you guys using to get your free games?
Am I going to have to go back to using TPB?

>Not having a hard copy back up of your entire hard drive

Only retarded niggers have trouble with this shit

>this is LocalPoliceForce.com.in and we've caught you looking up FORBIDDEN PORN
>please give credit card with expiry date and code or we'll press charges
>ps not from india

2006 I think.

It was an adware/file bomb that ate up like 250 MB of space before I just used combofix.

It always makes me anxious as fuck though I guess the schadenfreude effect lightens the load.

ncore.cc
sucks to be you

...

It's 2016.

It's really pathetic that people like you took over this site and we allowed it.

>shonenshit
>not watching movis vary nise

Funded by Merkel.

This, same with people who just randomly click any torrent without checking file size/contents

But I mean you can't blame them, people are idiots. Those stupid painfully obvious phishing scams wouldn't exist if idiots didn't fall for them.

>we
you had a good start but fucked it up

You don't say.

Drinking water is like playing Minesweeper. You think you're doing fine, but you suddenly make one wrong click and BAM!

The only boards with big traffic became cancerous. Sup Forums, Sup Forums, Sup Forums, Sup Forums and Sup Forums have become almost unusable these past few years.

You don't download it with the intention of this happening user... He still wants the product for free

>38KB
god damn

Crossing the street is like playing Minesweeper. You think you're doing fine, but you suddenly make one wrong step and BAM!

there are 50/50 scenarios m8

Does piratebay have comments?
When tpb was purged and came back as an extremly buggy site it lost the comments for torrents.

you don't get rich by spending money

But user, if a move is really that risky you don't have to keep playing. Just like if a download seems risky you don't need to download it

...

>Your Android phone "Acer NOGF 34" has been infected by a battery virus! Downlaod a fix to prevent it from destroying your date!

Do they ever open registrations, or do you gotta find someone's dick to suck for an invite?