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>shitty anti virus makes a false positive on a game
>some how its devs fault

This is why you should use common sense 2016 XL

Scambound dev detected.
Astroturfing imminent

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>He bought Shitbound

oh no, falsepositives

>implying anyone is going to release a game with a virus just the have steam smack it down as soon as they catch even the slightest hint of it

Are you really this dense? I am guess you are one of the people that thinks pokemon go is a spy app

No, but anyone who is dumb enough to come to Sup Forums and defend starbound is either the lowest level of troll or a chucklefish employee

>this coming from the idiot who actually purchased it

It is referring to a keygen, he downloaded a cracked version ya nitwits.

Dumb enough to buy starbound, dumb enough to not know about false positives.

Why in SWEET FUCK are you remotely personally offended by a mere throwaway hypothetical situation I proposed? Or are you this fucking arseblasted because I said I found it more enjoyable to play a console game on my computer?
What exactly is your malfunction here?

What the fuck is wrong with you people? How on earth have a bunch of you managed to take an innocent passing comment and completely spin it into a massive strawman and get personally over it. Just how fucking insecure are you people? Jesus, get a fucking grip.

>tfw fell for the starbound meme
I'm going to play this again and I'm going to be disappointed again aren't I?

>Implying no company has ever released an update of disasterous PC bricking proportions

EVE online says sup

saved

This is two former starbound devs deconstructing an interview about two months ago.

Yes but that was a large suoer comolex game ita not some simple terraria clone

>he says as he demands Sup Forums of all places be a groupthink hugbox instead of a site to speak what you want

I've never had my anti-virus freak out over installing a steam game. You act like it's a common thing.

This also happened with Gunvolt on some anti virus.

>decade old game
>super complex
It also isn't like the game bricked PC's due to difficult programing. The devs were retards and had an update that had its own boot.ini in it that overwrote the one needed for your PC to boot.

>stating the truth
>troll
Choose one. Starbound may be shit, but it's still retarded to try to pile a false positive as the devs fault.

>damaged operating system
>oh no the computer is ruined

No just reinstall your backed up image and you are fine you made it sound like it killed motherboards or something major

It's rare but it happens. ESET once thought that some random redistributable coming with Trials Fusion was some sort of evil trojan.

To be honest, fucking up Windows boot files is pretty much as major as game update fuckups can get, even if it is easily fixable by just doing a quick Windows repair with install media.

Government didn't agree. Destroying PC's is highly illegal, and they were required to provide specialists and repairs for any PC damaged by that.

>all those people hassling me to buy it at launch
>dodged a bullet knowing it was gonna be another half arsed survival early access disappointment game

Minecraft was enough for me

Crypt.xpack
This is an executable packing method to protect data from dataminers.
kill yo sewf

>windows is fucked oh no the PC is destroyed

Why do i get the feeling you know nothing about computers?

>company destroys a computer
>lol just reinstall it
are you literally mentally retarded?

>somethingawful

>expecting random PC gamers a decade ago how to fix such a thing when their PC's won't even turn on now
Smartphones weren't a thing back in 06

>removing a windows system file is a completwly diffrent thing than destroying a computer alll the data is still there and a simole install disk operation will fix it like it never happened for free

>he thinks overwriting a vital windows file is a small thing and not massive in scale
People could have easily sued for damages under pretty much any countries law

so you're sayimg it's OK for games to remove operating system files?

No im saying it was a ludicrissly simple fix and these "specialists" probably laughed the entire time they where fixing it

Most dubiously, yes.

you're dodging the question

I answered it

No its not ok

But saying they "destroyed" computers is being a bit dramatic

think about what you're saying

do you honestly believe the average person knows their shit about whether or not a system file was deleted and needs to be replaced?

No but i would imagine they would take it to a repair shop and they could diagnose it in about 20 minutes and fix it on the spot before declaring the computer ruined and throwing it out

Who gives a shit about normies?

Comodo finds nothing, so it's a false positive.
OP is definitely a fag.

> When you got the game for free by a friend gifting to you, so you were risk free all around.

post florans

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>I bought it
If I could refund, I would.
Just kill me now, so I don't have to endure this pain, knowing I gave money to a shit developer.

am i the only one who enjoys star-bound alot more than tararia.
its my go to cozy game

What is the significance of this image
Why is this meme so cryptic

>295 KB
You fucked it up

Its supposed to be a large png with a "virus" in it

Chucklefish employee detected.
Astroturfing imminent.

If Terraria didn't exist Starbound would be a solid game with a great value proposition.

Shit tier troll

source

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It's slower and doesn't have much combat content, so I guess that does make it more cozy.

Terraria is more fun in the long run though because it has the comfy building and exploring, but also batshit crazy combat encounters.

Does this shit only work on Wangblows?

Why bother writing a virus for UNIX machines?

Someone buying it now with no knowledge of what the concept is based on or the development hell it went through definitely gets an enjoyable game. It's just that if you know Terraria exists and this has been in development for over 4 years, it can't help but feel lacking.

>yfw you backed Starbound

>tfw I won it on SteamGifts

It's fun so far, but I don't think I would have bought it myself.

download it and findout

Mfw I bought starbound

why the fuck would you ask for sorce if the full picture is there
you have it all. thats it

>what is serch google for this image

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Mfw

>mfw i like it

I cant even play it, chugs along with 30 fps because the 1.0 version is fucking broken

not the only one either with this problem

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go away chucklefish employee

Autism

Mfw I fell for scambound

>game dev was able to make a boot.ini file that rewrote the windows one

holy shit, that's one amazing-tier utter fuck-up. how can anybody who programs COMPUTER CODE for a living even accidentally do that?

>"""accidentally"""

oh wait he probably was trying to get people to install Linux

Typical, low effort retort from a shill.

>mfw I see people attempting to astroturf one of the biggest scams in recent years

Not everyone has the same shit taste as you, Sup Forums. Accept that.

Starbound? Is this some indie bullshit?

>Assuming Sup Forums is one person

Everyone knows your game is a scam, get over it

Yeah, a scammer company fooled a bunch of people into buying their concept, and has been convincing people to buy a half assed product for years.

Did they finish the game? I remember the combat system was goddamn awful and boring.

>295 KB

so did that user fuck it up?

You're trying too hard to fit in

p.s. how does that even work

It doesnt its not real

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so does that make Starblunder a malware?

>using anti virus garbage software

Literally why? All it EVER does is give you false positives for all your hacks, cracks, bots and whatever the fuck else you use.

It's not >2005 anymore. Viruses don't just come to your computer anymore.

NOPE

I'm not interested in reading your posts until you replace your faggot keyboard.

test

>blaming my mistakes on my keyboard

just jumping in to say goddamn this is some good b8

>chucklefuck
Slit your own throat, faggot

If any of the characters looked like that it would be GOAT.
We really need an anime style survival/sandbox game.

So is yhe full version Ny good or is it still the same shit?

I get quite a bunch installing games through gog, and the occasional one from steam, but I think it's just my particular AV being over-zealous. I should probably whitelist those folders.

>jpg

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