*ring ring*

*ring ring*
Hello user? Pick up! It's me, your favorite developer Todd. Just pick up!

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*Ignores the call*

Hey Todd what do you want?

>picks up
H-hello, Todd. N-nice to hear from you again. I really *holds barf* enjoyed your games.

H-hey Todd

>*ring ring*
>not having your ringtone for Todd TELL ME LIES TELL ME SWEET LITTLE LIES
OP sucks

*rejects call*
*adds u to block list*
heh...nothing personnel...Todd...

>Late at night
>Go downstairs to make myself a hot chocolate
>As I peer through my kitchen window I see something hiding in a bush
>It's Todd

Guys what the fuck do I do? He's been out in my backyard for the past 2 days and I don't dare approach him.

Oh hey Todd you busy? Yeah I wanted to talk to you about letting us do another Fallout spin off with the Fallout 4 engine. A-Alot of people really liked New Vegas and we just sorta thought...

I have access to the preorder database, user. Your name isn't in it.

Buy the fucking game.

what is this gay ass thread

Can you open the door please? I call you because I forgot my keys. Can you give them to me?

but this is the first time I see you

...

Where are your manners? Offer him some chocolate.

ha ha ha that's funny


But seriously, give me the keys.

>"Normally I'd ignore calls like this, but I know for a fact that you're a great guy! What's up, Todd?"

No! Fuck off or I'll call the police

He has a knife.

The ringtone is it just works on repeat.

user, stop it. The joke gone far enough.

Get. The. FUCK

OUT OF MY FRANCHISE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Todd. I'm glad you called. I've been meaning to ask how New Vegas Remastered is coming.

Open the door and present your Steam wallet.

I'm calling 911, Todd. You know you're going against the restraining order!

*sticks fingers in vagina*
Oh hey Toddy boy... I was just thinking about you;)

>picks up phone
Who...?
>listens to something about Fallout
... oh, hey. Look, Todd... I haven't played a single one of your games save that one mobile dungeon game you put out. And that was interesting but clearly for the fans of the whole Fallout.... thing.

Why don;t you send me a copy of this game of yours... Fallout Four was it? I will give it an honest try and let you know if you become my favorite dev.

Deal?

I often wonder what Todd would make of this little meme we have about him.

I think he'd find it pretty funny.

It's simple, user. Preorder The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Remastered. Do it now.

Anyone have the Calo Nord Todd edit? For some reason it's not in my collection.

>Uhh yeah ? what do you want toddy boy, im busy playing fallout new vegas
>what? no. i will never purchase your shitty season pass
>yeah fuck you too todd, im gonna leave a negative review on metacritic and there is nothing you can do about it.

>2016
>ring ring

What are you, a fucking SJW hipster ?

Todd please. I have kids.

LET ME IN YOU STUPID FUCK
BUY MY GAMES

Oh hey guys, we knew you'd come crawling back especially since Avellone jumped ship and you're going bankrupt, but we'll take a rain check on throwing you another bone after how buggy New Vegas turned out, we don't want to depreciate the value of the Fallout brand again.

Officer Howard here. What seems to be the problem?

>implying Todd didn't start this meme to shill his games using reverse psychology

Take the knife and give him a stirrer instead. Hot chocolate is hard to stir with a knife.

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME! I HAVE A GUN!

T-todd please, I have a family to feed. I don't wanna buy your shitty remaster, my children would starve ;_;

Thank god you're here, officer! This man is crazy, he thinks Fallout 4 is a good game!

What numbered courier was Todd?

Impersonating an officer is a serious crime Todd.

I would do anything for you Todd

If I was him I would too.

>implying that will work
I have a backlog a decade long. Any game with a sixty dollar buy in, and DLC, and a season pass is gonna have to have way more appeal to me ahead of time than Fallout.

Sixty dollars I could buy another hard drive and extend my backlog another decade.

Nothing officer, I'm just chatting with my neightbor and that he hadn't brought none of my games, not even the DLCs.


Can you believe that?

I don't think you should do that, especially with a cop near you.

Your children can come with you then.

Last chance.

Buy the fucking game.

Todd, your hands seem to have swapped places. Maybe you should go get that looked at.

"I'm sorry Todd, Kojima and I are getting burgers for lunch. I'll call you back when I have the time"

I LIVE
I DIE
I LIVE AGAIN

Officer, this man was THREATENING me to buy his shitty fucking games. He tried to break in, I have this to defend myself!

>You will never be famous on Sup Forums and never even know about it

Hurts just a little bit.

You've gone way too far this time. Don't talk to me or my family ever again.
And forget about the season pass, you can keep it.

DO IT YOU MANLET FUCK

the dead one you find out side the Mojave express office

you know, because his games are soo bad you'd shoot him dead if you saw him

You guys are just a bunch of manboy "cucks". Bethesda clearly has taken the fallout/TES franchise to new hieghts never thought possible. Stay mad contrarians. Fallout 3/4 are the best fallouts.

Fallout 4 you say? That reminds me, I'll have to conduct a search to ensure you've purchased your legally required copy.

Impersonating? I am the law.

should have followed the wikihow user

Ok, that is unbelieve of him

Son, you are coming with me for attempt murder and not buying this handsome man his games.

Wait a second. Can I look at your beard? Something's, off about it.

You look familiar... Do I know you?

Psh kid
You wanna buy ten copies of the best game ever made?

Yeah they took it so high it went inside their asshole along with with their heads.

Pardner libel and slannnder like that is likely to get you killed round the Mojave. Ya here.

STOP FUCKING AROUND AND BUY THE GODAMN GAME BEFORE I BLOW THIS PLACE INTO OBLIVION. BUY THE ELDER SCROLLS OBLIVION WHILE YOURE AT IT

If I climbed that mountain, would you buy?

Customer is screaming incoherently and flailing wildly. Bringing him back to Bethesda for questioning and reeducation.

YOU'LL NEVER TALE ME ALIVE, YOU SICK FUCKS
>shoves gun in mouth and pulls the trigger

I agree fellow ano...
Wait a minute...
That beard...

Well, I mean DOOM was pretty good.

It would just work

Go buy Fallout 4 or I will smash you just like I smashed gawker.

You're goddamn right it was.

Yeah hey Todd, listen I have a question man.
Why is there nothing to do in Fallout 4 and how come all the DLC is really small and costs so much money?

Okay. Fuck! I just bought three copies of Fallout: New Vegas. Happy now?

What the fuck are you doing? This isn't roleplaying you stupid fuck. This is real life, you are going to jail or I have to shoot you down.

If you want to roleplay then buy Skyrim from that handsome dev, Todd.

My beard is perfectly legitimate I assure you.
You don't know me, im one of those "anons" that frequents image boards such as this one.

...

END IT ALL!
VALHALLA I AM COMING

It was good because stood had absolutely nothing to do with it.

I'm a tall guy

FIRST ONE TO BUY MY GAME GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT

You know I've never heard Todd Howards voice until recently. Guy even sounds like a manlet.

Well, that didn't work.

WAIT...Officer, I don't know if you're willing to take a bribe, but...I MAAAY have interest in Doom...maybe a Fallout

Nice shop Todd.
Someone post the real one.

For you.


The mask helps me sell my games.

What's this Todd? Please explain yourself. You said you were 6'3".

youtube.com/watch?v=4zCgbA1jdIo

I tried to make myself more taller, that's sad but I'm still tall.

Just walk away.

...

dumb toddposters

God he's such a smug fucking cunt.

TODD YOUR GAMES ARE RAW GARBAGE FUCK YOU!

You get all ladies

hello? user?

...

Don't listen to them Todd. You're a real "my nigger" around here. I've bought all our games on all systems.

JUST GIVE ME A FREE COPY OF YOUR LATEST GAME AN NOBODY GETS HURT TODD

>be a manlet
>have a deep manly voice
Every time I meet someone that I've only talked to on the phone, I get a "wow, I thought you'd be taller" look