"MY ANCESTORS ARE SMILING AT ME, IMPERIALS! CAN YOU SAY THE SAME?"

>"MY ANCESTORS ARE SMILING AT ME, IMPERIALS! CAN YOU SAY THE SAME?"

Even after 10 years, this still gives me chills.

What do you even say to something like that?

yeah

Aye, that I can.

>It's already november 2021
Where did the time go?

>"I WONDER IF VILAD IS STILL MAKING THAT MEAD WITH JUNIPER BERRIES MIXED IN"

Damn...

>10 years
OP confirmed for timetravelfag

Skyrim is my favorite of the opening sequences for TES games

YOU IMPERIAL BASTARDS

This always annoyed me because juniper is literally one of the most common spice in mead yet they made it sound like it's something super special.

>The captain is wearing a skimpy bikini with J cup tits and 8 inch heels
>Thomas the Tank Engine shows up and destroys the town
>Player character runs off into the sunset to get fucked by a pack of wolves

I should reinstall skyrim to be honest

we'll meet again in Sovngarde, brother

>tfw finding out the mead with juniper berries is actually in game
I mean, I still think Skyrim is just "okay" in terms of overall quality, but the little touches are nice.

>decapitation in opening

>limbs or heads can't be chopped off for the rest of the game

What were they thinking?

Might be homebrew, or he could have been away in combat for a large amount of time

Seriously go check out a stormcloak encampment

its cheap wine and cabbage for the men

why did you uninstall in the first place?

>no decapitations
Uh, if you specialize into melee you can decapitate in a fuck ton of ways, you realize this right?

>Not enjoying dom from QT delicious brown
Nords truly are the worst

Eh, not him but I fucking loved Skyrim. It's not Morrowind, but at least it's not Oblivion. I still can't understand why suddenly like that shitheap.

>From about the same height as well savage, on the floor like everyone of you dogs.

are you shitting me right now

I'm pretty sure vanilly has no decapitations or limb splitting

seriously are u pooping me right now

Specialize in One handed or Two Handed. They each have an entire perk devoted to decap. In vanilla.

Why are DOF mods always made by complete retards who don't know how a fucking camera works?

im booting up skyrim now

u better not be pooping me

"ur a faget"

>tfw I have a 2009 PC with a Radeon HD 6450
>can still run skyrim at medium with a shit ton of mods including a lighting mod
Feels good man. Looks kinda shit but its still a lot of fun.

Does that mean you've always played as a filthy mage?

Post lewds.

Roll your head

Never should have come here.

well fuck me for choosing the fun path

...so yes

Beeingfemale best mod.

It kind of still works, because it could be something modest brewed in his hometown that he misses because of nostalgia.

>you will never have hot sweaty werewolf sex with Aela

really makes you think

huh

>a lot of fun
Could you point me to the fun parts because I didn't run into them on my experiences with the game?

>there are people on this very planet who didn't play an orc berserker

If i look this up and its a bee fetish mod imma decap you

I still like Oblivion better because too many of Skyrim's quests are phoned in.

>fun
>skyrim mage
But they improved the melee combat and absolutely gutted magic.

The only cool mage is a necromancer man, you should know.

NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE!

There was nothing fun about skyrim's magic system when 99% of your spells were basically a ball or stream of elemental power, with odd magic shield and summon thrown in.

If that dude hadn't been in such a hurry, he probably would have survived. That dragon showed up pretty quickly.

>gutted magic

You mean got rid of useless shit like mysticism?

>this is what your average destruction user actually believes

Holy shit I didn't even think about that
What a chump

You can cut off head in kill cam animations. That's it. It's not like New Vegas, where you can sever each and every limb, then dice up the chunks into little pieces of meat and eat them.

You are such a fucking tool

>like New Vegas

Which copied it from FO3.
Nice try, Sawyer

>ALLAH IS SMILING AT ME, KUFFARS. CAN YOU SAY THE SAME?

What did he mean by this?

>no custom spells
>several removed spell effects
>spells in general are weak as shit compared to how broken you can make melee

>3D Fallouts let you damage limbs
>Skyrim doesn't
Missed opportunity if there ever was one.

In the days before fast travel to anywhere, anytime, mysticism had some important uses. Also there used to be absorb effects that were really strong, depending on how reflect was implemented in the version you're playing.

>Be ancestor
>Fought and bled with my brothers to conquer all of Tarmiel and form the Empire
>The Empire ushers in an age of prosperity for men
>Look down from Sovngarde
>My decedent is actively trying to destroy what I built
>At a time when a looming elven enemy is preparing to annihilate the holds of all men
>He thinks I'm smiling at him

>literally every White man before 1900 right now

Is there any actual reason to side with the storm cloaks besides

>SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!!!!11!111

Not for valor but for might

If the Empire is supposed to be based on the Roman Empire, it's on it's way to collapsing and the only survivors will be the Gauls (stormcloaks)

I like the part where the driver says "Shut up back there"

Too bad its the only line that does this in the entire game.

Too bad he got lightly crisped

If you're playing a character who wants the Thalmor to win, then yes.

>this bullshit

The storm cloaks and empire should just kill all the thalmor?????

The only viable point there is custom spells, which admittedly one of the shining points of Oblivion.

What's your guys favorite daedric lord and one you follow the most? I gotta go with my main man molag bal

I'm being serious, several races should want the Thalmor to win. Altmer, obviously. Bosmer and khajiit, maybe. A clever dragonborn would consider that angle.
The idea of an, e.g., argonian taking any side is pretty weird though.

really? maybe i'll try that for my next batch

Nocturnal a cutie

Aren't the Thalmor (#Not All Altmer, etc) basically trying to recreate the End of Evangelion?

I like Azura in the same way that I like dysfunctional robots. Like the ketchup robot that sprays ketchup everywhere, or the tic-tac-toe robot that plays over existing pieces.

Oh god please stop, you're hurting me.

yes
don't listen to that knife eared cunt

Why is it that empire and skyrim opposing the elvish invasion as independent allies didn't cross anybody's mind as an option?
Sovereign nations aren't allowed to cooperate in TES universe?

In the sense that End of Evangelion is about apotheosis, yes. They're maybe shooting for an even less plausible disappearance-of-the-dwemer. But who wouldn't want to be reunified with the Divine? As End of Evangelion shows, the answer is, angsty teenagers.

Man too bad the world isn't made of red guards, they have never been taken over.

Yeah are smiling their asses at your shitty game over there

>Literally niggers

>Arabs you idiot

I'm onto you, you yellow shit.

the empire had already signed a surrender to the elf fascists. if they opposed the thalmor in any way in skyrim, they'd get double invaded

>Going out of your way to be a shitter

Because unlike Oblivion there is literally nothing good about Skyrim. Oblivion had some good quest lines.

>"I WONDER WHY EVERY ADULT NORD MAN IN SKYRIM SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ME?"

realy makts ya thnink

>What do you even say

Hermeus Mora. He allowed me to obtain a tentacle sword and a menagerie of cursed books, what's not to love?

First of all the empire is a sinking ship

At least 2 other provinces have already seceded from it (I know hammerfell is one. Pretty sure the other is morrowind)

Second of all talos appears to you in morrowind and says the time of the empire is almost at it's end

I wonder how many of you empire cucks go imperial and at the same time have no problem joining the dark brotherhood and killing your own emporer

shitposting is a art

Redguards are literally Saudi Arabia.

Do you like Saudi Arabia?

>in TSO you can kill him in his own plane of obilivion

Aren't the daedra completely invincible in their own planes? That shit was dumb.

>blatantly stolen from a song of ice and fire

wew

Skyring was the best game of the 90s! It deserves a remaster

still no excuse
what sort of mage doesn't get one handed perks to compliment their soul trapping bound blades?

>implying I didn't kill every single member of the Brotherhood while wearing my dank Imperial Armor

>it's shitposting to state a fact
Every questline in Skyrim sucks dick
Everything else was worse than Morrowind
There are mods to fix everything in Obilvion except the quests
There are no mods for Skyrim to fix existing quests

The only superior thing about Skyrim is that the loli mods look nicer

>I actually liked Skyrim.

wtf is wrong with me?

Eh, more importantly, the series ending (Do You Love Me?/Take Care of Yourself) was better, because it was about Shinji getting over it, rather than wrecking the apotheosis with his insecurities.

Skyrim at least tries to have an artistic style and immersive qualities.

You are why people laugh at oblivionfags.

>Every questline in Skyrim sucks dick
thieves guild was solid after a janky beginning, and it had the best daedric quests of any game

>My ancestors do not smile, nord. They stand in judgement, and soon you will stand before them.