Why don't you play a gnome?

Why don't you play a gnome?

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I'm not gnomosexual

Because I don't play any games where I could play as a Gnome.

Name a more irrelevant race in any fantasy game ever
Protip: you cannot

But Gnomes are cute.

The one thing I dislike about the new models for human/gnome/dwarf is the shading under the eyes, in game it looks like they haven't slept for years, looks off

yes
worgen

...

Because lalafells are cuter

Because I play the superior Horde equivalent.

lalafells are just downsyndrome midgets.

still better than gnomes

Not even a gnomefag but they're far better than that downs shit.

yeah sure is better

Glad you agree.

>5 toes
>4 fingers

its accurate.

Because I'm on Horde.

Which healer is the best for Mythic dungeons and why?

i already play a manlet in real life, i just wanna be happy in wow

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My first level 60 character was a female gnome warlock. I named her by checking hobbit names from LOTR and picking one that sounded okay.

This was the time when warlocks were considered to be utter shit, and no one wanted to play one. This was when Death Coil caused no fear effect, and was on a 10 minute cooldown. While leveling, I read that SM/Ruin is the best DPS spec, so what I did was go 30 points into affliction, and I when I hit 40, I did not pick Dark Pact, but started putting points into destruction. My leveling could've been a lot easier.

When I hit 55, I got an invite from the second best raiding guild on alliance on the server. Didn't need to know anyone, didn't even need to be 60. Warlocks were so rare that they had to pick the high level ones immediately. I started raiding MC soon after, but had to always leave in the middle of the raid at 11 PM because my dad wouldn't let me stay up. I was 12 at the time.

Thanks for reading my blog.

>Try out WoW after years and years
>make a druid
>pretty neat, cat right off the bat and animations are sweet
>get weapons
>how weapons and cat scale is explained nowhere, last I played weapon damage or DPS didn't do shit only stats
>try to test it out
>can't see your sheet damage
>can't see your dps
>can't see how much attack power agility gives
>can't know how good pure attack power on items is
>no clue if strength does anyhing to my class
>you're treated like an absolute mouth-breathing retard "hurr this is agi u hit hard XD" that's your stat window fuck you if you wanted to actually know something

What the actual fuck were they thinking with this horse shit

because their heads are too big and it ruins a lot of transmogs

>getting rid of the min max cancer bullshit that existed solely to measure ones dick,

WHHHHHHAAAAAAA!

Why is western female designs so ugly?

>can't see your sheet damage
never could
>can't see your dps
never could
>can't see how much attack power agility gives
true that sucks
>can't know how good pure attack power on items is
there are no items with pure attack poewr on them
>no clue if strength does anyhing to my class
false, your char sheet tells u exactly what stats are for your class

why do you lie on the internet

you're absolutely pants on head retarded if you think this'll stop people from min-maxing, it just makes it harder for someone who picks up the game to know anything

fuck you for defending this get a cancer and die

>You will never fug a sassy goblin
smhtbqhbbqfam

whaaaaaaaa ive never been on a forum before to ask questions whaaaaaaa

Ignoring your shitty weeb meme garbage, no straight man can call Blizzard's female designs ugly.

>giving shitters an excuse to be bad
thank god there is recount

Fuck potato people

Good Im glad it's stopping you from playing. you suck anyway if you can't understand the "complexity" of World of Warcraft.

Why can't Nips do short races right? These things are just children with downs. Then there's those ones from Terra, which are ugly from the waste up and their only redeeming factor are their hips and thighs.

They look like potatos. Do people get sexually attracted to these?

The fucking FIRST image on google. Look at this you nigger, look. And it's not from the time I even stopped so they have improved it, and it STILL shows damage and DPS. LOOK. IT'S RIGHT THERE

>there are no items with pure attack poewr on them
Yes there are you fucking nigger go level a character

>false, your char sheet tells u exactly what stats are for your class
It shows 3 stats, agility stamina and armor. It doesn't mention strength anywhere, no mention what it does or doesn't, and I get fucking items with strength on them from bags I get from instances. That's not mentioning shit, I assume it doesn't do anything but I can't be sure because I can't see my attack power or sheet damage

this whole system is absolutely fucking retarded

>treats you like a mouth breathing retard

>STILL doesn't understand the game

All western design models created by Blizzard look ugly with the exception of Overwatch (they got asian influence for most of their characters)

But i do.

>no gnome paladin
>no gnome hunter
>no gnome druid
>no gnome shaman
>no gnome priest?

this may have changed, havent played in a long while

My guild is Horde, all my Alliance characters are gnomes.

Literal Pedo bait, fucking chinese pedophiles.

Incorrect

yes

Evidently you're gay as fuck.

gnomes can be hunters now, and tame mechanical pets

>game has a feature
>it's taken away for no good reason
>"maybe you should just look it up :)"
no SHIT you can look it up you faggot the point was that there was no reason at all to remove it from the game in the first place

fucking unreal how you cocksuckers defend everything blizzard does no matter how retarded it is

>asian influence

>D3 Wizard
Good choice. Not only is she just flat out delicious, her voice is pure sex.

Humans are the only appropriate race for mages.

>comparing lalafells to elins
it's like comparing japanese to koreans

And Orcs are the only appropriate race for Warriors, Warlocks, Shamans, and Rogues.

Because tauren are way better.

i did
9 years ago

She's basically a grown up azula (with the same VA too).
HotS has hot af females in general.

WoW has to be the gayest game ever made.

I loathe WoW players. Not for playing WoW, but for what kind of people they are. Furries, faggots, attention whores, degenerates. Fat or skinny fucks who use :3 and play dress-up with their female characters. Makes me sick to my stomach

>orcs
>rogues
>not undead or nelf

Elves are the superior race in all fantasy creations.

that's cause azula voices her

how can you even enter the internet with those preferences?

You realise a game with such a big pull attracts a huge variety of people, right? It's not just "WoW fans".

Just for a second

Take a good look at the female faces in HOTS

Most of them are the exact same generic pretty female face with minor differences mostly in colour

Do you even Garona? She's literally the only important rogue in the entire Warcraft lore.

>playing as the cuck race in the cuck faction of the cuck game

I'm on Sup Forums to get mad and tell people how mad I am they exist

You want cat? Cat only 5 msk!

fair enough
does seem a bit counter productive tho

>Gnome Druid is a transformer
Would play.

is there an addon to get the old nameplates and combat text / floating numbers back?

BIG FAT PANDA BUTTS

>I only play with /wowg/

In which case you are correct but other people who exist outside of 4chins just want an easily accessible MMO to play with other people.

Hunters and Priests.

It's not the old plates but I use ElvUI and that's great for combat text customisation.

To people who still play WoW today, why?

Don't give me "because it's fun", I mean be really specific why you still play it.

Eldar orkhalla

femorc rogue is one of the best race/class combos tbqh familia, its just that the constant groaning and cackling every 1.8seconds is jarring after a while

>Not Horde
>Not Blood Elf

Horde Belfs are the one true race.

Bend the knee, faggots.

>elves
>ever
bleh

worgens can be a druid
Taurens can be druids

why the fuck can't pandas be a druid?!

;3

It clearly shows strength as the first thing under you attributes and if you mouse over it in game it tells you whether it is useful for your class or not, godamn millennials are stupid.

High Elves > Blood Elves

Can you exchange valor for marks of honor or do I have to lose another 15 BG's for one mark of honor?

if worgens can be druids why can't we have human druids
like cum on blizzhar

Because they're not followers of Druidism. Yin Yang zen ching chong monks and shit, ya dig?

>Human druids

ERP options quickly die.

because rogues stays in the shadows and garona is like

AYY YO
WE
WUZ
ROGUES
AND WORLDSTARZ


SHEEEEEEEIT

>Orc warlocks
t. Gul'dan

I'd like this to get out of the disgusting base model.
I think the Druid forms should be more diverse.
plus red panda feral, panda guardian form, elk travel form, willow tree treant and catfish travel form would be cool af

Post pandass

pretty much why Avatar: the Last Airbender is the best anime

Blizzard will always be selective about a making races druids because they have to make up new skins for each form. Also the the pandaren have any relation to druidism? Are there even any wild gods on pandaria? I assumed the celestials were eles since they can be shaman.

>human shamans exist in WoW lord
>can't play a human shaman

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cause friends don't let friends be gnomes and apparently I have friends :(

Eat a Savory Deviate Delight

Now you can be human anything

lalafells are the jews of eorzea

The celestials are classified as wild gods.

But I do. It's the only way to get these babies at 60.