Itt characters that are literally you

itt characters that are literally you

Wicked sense of humour?

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OP meant balding delusional lunatic.

Jokes

woof

Seinfeld game by Telltale when?

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Don't forget intelligent

and nihilistic

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Kek

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>implying he's actually nihilistic

Sadly.

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This is literally me, one at a time boys~ ;3

>being this new

he still manages to get laid with beautiful women.

do you as well user?

Fucking manlets

>both fat yet somehow strong and agile
>both really greedy and will do anything for money
>both explorative
>both have a huge ass grin, with a resulting big nose and chin
>both love garlic on anything (contrary to belief, garlic burgers are really good)
>both would prefer money over women

Tell me anons, am I really that bad?

you forgot your pic so yeah

Are you a fat jew

Me on the left

Yeah, you're not Max Payne, faggot.

I'm so sorry you have the worst fucking life ever user.

I liked the fat murder inspector

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ZEUS!

I'm so sorry for your wife and son OP

how tall are you?

Literally me

Just your average hillbilly genius programmer hacker engineer marksman, really. Don't touch mah beer, haha!

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Speaking of Max Payne
It turned 15 years old today

Any fat character

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>mfw rewatching the movie today

>The realization slapped me like a battered housewife who'd finally had enough. Jesus, I had been languishing, wallowing in my own pity for fifteen years, my only solace behind the barrel of a gun and at the bottom of a bottle. It was a lifetime spent less than alive and surrounded by the dead.

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Smart. Determined. Handsome. Fit. Scarred.

No... That isn't LITERALLY you. THIS is literally YOU. fag

For me it's Kefka – intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.

You mean an autistic fuck stick who got his men killed during the war.

At least you get laid

+ a fedora and/or a trenchcoat I guess?

With a pair of tan cargo pants, and a flame decal button up shirt underneath my trench.

Shut your mouth, user. You hated that bitch. SO YOU BEAT HER FUCKING FACE IN WITH A SOCKET WRENCH.

I never come to board and cant tell if im getting meme'd on

Beat me to it

Or, with the influx of cancer, maybe it's

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Hoy, everyone!

You left wing leaning parasite. You expect me to listen to this drivel?

But detective how could I have killed her when that bartender you met in the first murder case did? You're putting an innocent man in jail

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Well, at least I don't cheat on my wife for literally no reason at all.

The game sorely lacked building on his personal job. It was only about the job so him cheating was like "okey i guess, moving on".

i like your ass

>explorative
huh?