GVELLA GLAN

GVELLA GLAN

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idk about you bitch but i'm only level 10 and I think I just saw a level 30 griffin headed this way, i've fought dragons and manticores but I don't want none of that shit so the sooner you tell me how you're not an evil sorceress like all the others the sooner you can try to fuck me over and we can both not get eaten by a griffin today.

She deserved better

Is this the best quest in the game?

I was a teensy bit disappointed Ves was sidelined so hard in 3

>marrying a fuccboi

what did she expect?

I want to gvella her glan.

She got exactly what she deserved, trust me

O'Dimm, do something about your fat sausage fingers already.

armor design and art design in general were so much better in 2

I enjoyed that questline a lot, I'm not sure why a lot of people didn't seem to like it. It was a bit too easy to see through the plague maidens guise but otherwise enjoyable to learn the true story of the island.

Killed this bitch, fucking witch whore.

As you wish, I shall take yours

GOD DAMN IT O'DIMM

>mfw Sam Hyde is Gaunter O'Dimm
That would explain how he can be behind every terrorist attack since the Boston Tea Party

You know if you save her and convince her to come to Kaer Morhen she remains there after and has dialogue involving her and Lambert being together. It's kinda forshadowed when you fuck her and she conjures up some fancy clothes on you, she says that she prefers dark hair.

>because best soundtrack
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Witcher game waifu rankings

Ciri>Iris>var Attre twins>Keira>Saskia>Yennefer>Priscilla>Cerys>Shani>Anna Henrietta>Avallac'h's cocksleeve>Ves>Triss>Margarita>Síle>Fringilla>Philippa

Ahh, my favorite kind of magic, lesbomancy!

LAY LAY LA LA LAY LAY LA LA LA LAY

Cerys is best girl.

Ciri is a brat.

O'dimm is a fucking faggot, It sucks ass that you can't actually kill him and that you only banish him while he firmly reassures you of the fact that he will be back.

Wild Hunt itself was such a shit group of villians
>ooohh sooo scary elf-niggers afraid of a little cold

Fuck off O'Dimm you smug piece of shit

BANANA TIIIGAH!

Tender loving tier:
>Shani
>Keira
>Iris
>Saskia

Weird kinky sex tier:
>Everyone else

Evil cannot be defeated permanently, not by Geralt anyway

>Sheala

>saskia
>fucking a dragon

Obviously Ciri, Iris, Var Atrre twins, Priscilla, Shani, henrietta, but fuck all the other sorceresses EXCEPT Triss. All the other sorceresses are old cunts using magic to change their looks.

You know why Triss gets so much fucking shit from the other sorceresses? Because they are bitchy old women mad about her looks - her AUTHENTIC looks. Triss is allergic to magic, she cannot use it on herself to heal or change her appearance. She is literally just fucking hot.

I guess, I just wish this individual evil could've been.

>elf-niggers
They're überelves if anything, not niggers matey

>individual evil
I think what you have to realise is that Gaunter O'Dimm was not an individual. He was a physical manifestation of a fundamental force of existence, malice incarnate. It's not your usual Witcher villain I know, kinda on a whole different level.

>triss below yen in any chart

So, you mean he was just a physical manifestation of the many evils that reside within a human being? Or just the normal "An ancient evil force of nature that has just always been"?

I hope somebody at CDPR got beaten up for this

Happiness

She was too pure

Well, they're Nilfgaardians. DESU I can't recall if Geralt has ever fucked one.

It hurts

I think they were going for the latter, this force that chose to call himself Master Mirror or Gaunter O'Dimm in the world of The Witcher has simply always been.

Fringilla Vigo

Fringilla Vigo got fucked pretty hard by geralt.

I wonder if there was any cut content for them. There was a little witch's abode set up behind an illusory wall in the sewers under their house, not to mention a dead body hidden on the cliffs out back.

He fucked a few, like Fringilla Vigo in one of the books. Also, you can dick Syanna and the spy in the gwent tournament in Witcher 3.

She is an advisor to Nilfgaard, she is not Nilfgaardian (wiki says toussaint, but that hardly counts as they don't even speak the same language)

That's a shame, but still a very interesting character, I just dislike people being unnecessarily evil.
Like when he killed that irrelevant drunkard with the spoon, he could've chosen not to and not have suffered any personal loss except his mood.

Wow forgot about that one entirely. Madame Sasha. Yep, Geralt finally got some of that Nilfgaard slurp slurp

Killing the drunkard was a little bit out of character for him I felt. I understand it was to show the player that you do not fuck with Master Mirror or he will fuck you back a thousandfold, but up until then Gaunter was acting like a very composed and calculating evil who doesn't kill unnecessarily. I don't know, maybe I'm reading too much into it man. His theme song is fucking Song Of All Time though, my dick gets rock hard when I hear the tune

Well he is a demon. Still he could have done something with a bit more class with that drunk.

TRISSFAGS UNITE

If you're going to be picky about it, there's also Cynthia in TW2.

>There was a little witch's abode set up behind an illusory wall in the sewers under their house, not to mention a dead body hidden on the cliffs out back
That's cool, I never found those. Smells like cut content senpai
Shame they didn't do something about it in one of the expansions

That scene made me lose a lot of respect for him. I only redeem it by thinking that the guy had some sort of debt to O'Dimm that he defaulted on and was just putting on a show for Geralt.

I am absolutely puzzled with the spoon obsession he has however. And him torturing that poor lady with all the spoons :(

Might've just been Easter eggs.

>Iorveth Path
>Canon to the games

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I killed this girl and I didnt even realized she could be saved.

The dialogue option to save her is completely ambiguous and unrelated to actually saving her.

Be honest Sup Forums, did you kill Cucklaff?

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>The dialogue option to save her is completely ambiguous and unrelated to actually saving her.

>Shove Diijkstra aside, forcefully

Yes. I wanted to protect this smile.

Yes

Is TW3 the most boring game ever?

Huh? I dont see how this is related

Do you mean killing her or not or keeping her from being staked by Radovid?

Gotta do it to keep both sisters alive if you ever want a chance at that threeway who gives a fuck if its dandelions second maybe invite him too to seal the deal wouldnt be the first geralt-dandelion gangbang

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No, your favorite game is.

There were three choices if I remember right
1. fite me bitch
2. okay go to radovid i'm sure it'll work lol
3. go to kaer morhen where you will be safe
dunno man I think option 3 sounds like she might survive that

I don't have one

obligatory for a witcher thread

I think I pissed me trousers

you would you stupid fucking drunk

I followed Regis and yeah, he died, and both sisters live.

Blood and Wive story was kinda retarded.

here boy

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT UR DRUNK?!

Straighten up and shut up or the guards won't let you in the camp.

Odimm did nothing wrong

Triss is mean to me. She doesn't let me eat candy.

Obligatory.

You remember wrong, those weren't the 3 initial options.

The first one was like

"You will kill a lot of innocents"

2nd one was like

"Radovid will betray you"

3rd one was like

"you cant do this".

Only the first option advances to a bigger conversation, and THEN you get the option to send her to kaer morhen. Choosing the other 2 will lead her to fight you.

Of course I did.

And then Yen showed up and actually brought the fucking unicorn.

She'll never give up that unicorn

BATS
THE BAAAATS

You dont get the kaer morhen option immediatly.

You get 2 options.

"Radovid doesnt care about medications"

"Radovid never forgets"

If you choose the 1st one, its over, you have to kill her.

Only if you choose the 2nd one, will lead to a branch with the kaer morhen offer.

So yeah, saving her is actually pretty much based on luck if you dont have prior knowledge.

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It kinda suited the whole fairytale bullshit of Touissant though. The side content was a lot more fun though.

>Neo-Sup Forums needs to the developers to hold their hand and tell them exactly what's going to happen
Why do you faggots complain about shit like quest markers when you bitch about not understanding basic shit? Christ I saved her on my first try, it's super fucking easy.

Its not super fucking easy you dumbass, watch the vid on how to save her Please tell me how the fuck are you going to predict that saying "Radovid doesnt care about medication" will lead to her dead? Fucking dumbass

I realize that your autism prevents you from understanding simple persuasive techniques but to those of us not blessed with your specialness, reminding her of the fact that Mad Rad is a fucking sociopath is a better way to talk her down then
>He doesn't need medicine in the middle of a war

>not choosing Shani

No, the wedding is.

radovid has piles of dead people around town and is hunting down mages

I literally got it first playthrough zero sweat

>The wedding

Is this in Hearts of Stone? I don't have it.

No you fucker.

both options are completely valid.

"the guy you're trying to deal with is mad as a fucking wild goose, why'd you think he'd care about medication?"

"You know that guy never forgets, he hates you and will still hate you".

Both are effective options.

And its not only that, but its the fact that these are not even the final options of the conversations, choosing the first one will lead to another branch, WITHOUT the kaer morhen option

No fucking shit, but did you read the fucking options? They're not fucking "YEAH M8 GO WITH RADOVID IM SURE IT'LL BE OKAY" its literally just "RADOVID DOESNT CARE ABOUT MEDICINE" vs "RADOVID DOESNT FORGET".

ffs I swear you people shitpost and bait so hard

You should get it. It's kind of a reversal from vanilla and BaW. There isn't much side content and what there is is pretty weak, but the main story is superior to vanilla and BaW's main quests.

don't post pictures of my husband.

Thanks for the advice user, but tell me more about the wedding?

Well whatever, they sucked

>"the guy you're trying to deal with is mad as a fucking wild goose, why'd you think he'd care about medication?"
He insanely paranoid not fucking retarded or else he wouldn't be beating Nilfgaard you idiot. For fuck's sake user.

>Radovid doesn't care about medication
>not a blatant lie
The game constantly shoves in your face the fact that Radovid will take whatever he wants and then kill anyone he has no use for. It's your own fault for picking a retarded choice.

For a quest in the Witcher series, nothing goes wrong at all. No one dies or really gets hurt, it's just Geralt, a buddy, and a female friend at a wedding enjoying themselves. Got great writing in it and I found myself laughing quite a bit.

It's kind of a comedic part to lighten up the extremely dark story.

A ghost is possessing Geralt and makes him act like a Chad. He spends the whole evening trying to fuck Shani, getting into fights, insulting the hosts, gambling, and basically being an ass. Shani knows about him so it's amusing seeing her fend off his advances while Geralt is basically a huge salty bitch the whole time.

In case it has been hard for you to know: You're getting fucking trolled. Everyone almost unanimously agree that the options are ambiguous as fuck, you're just getting baited hard, dont reply to them anymore genius