I seriously didnt know it was possible to make this game any worse

I seriously didnt know it was possible to make this game any worse

Its like they added both the uselessness of hanzo and widowmaker into one fuckimg character

>hmmmm oh user, I get so turned on when you say bad things about my mother

Stop it Pharah, you are pure, you are not for lewd.

I will not deny her usefulness as an ult bot, but otherwise yeah it's pretty iffy.

Blizzard thinking process:

Step 1) Shitheads love playing Sniper
Step 2) Not enough people play Support
Voila! Anal

I bet she'd use sex as a way to rebel against her mom.

>starts wearing spandex outfits instead of armour
>openly flirts with Widowmaker
>shows up late to drills talking about what a fun but exhausting time she had last night

Being a wanton slut is the ultimate act of rebellion for a daughter in a traditional family.

She could use me to revel against her mom anytime, if you know what I mean. Get it? I'm saying if fuck Phara in her fat ass.

>fat ass

user, please. Her ass is all muscle. Pleasantly firm and large, then rock suddenly rock solid. She put a lot of effort into achieving that perfect ass, you'd best appreciate it.

I get gold heals every time I play her even though some faggot always tries to counterpick me by going Lucio.


I think people just need to learn how to aim. That's really the only issue anyone can get her on as far as I'm concerned.

SANDNIGGERS ARE ALL TERRORISTS

She can out burst heal Mercy. People just seem to not get she's a medic and that her ult charges at a stupid fast rate if you just fucking heal people.

>playing Overwatch

>I get gold heals every time I play her even though some faggot always tries to counterpick me by going Lucio.
you don't even know how the medal system works

shut the fuck up retard

I main her in competitive to piss everyone off and make everyone lose. and there is nothing anyone can do about it haha. True entertainment.

I wish I was that flexible.

Fuck me I'm dying

>Gold means 1st
>Silver means 2nd
>Bronze means 3rd
>No medal means you're blowing it

I could simplify it further for you if that's too complicated for you.

A nanoboosted Genji is fucking invincible. You don't know how useful she can be for offense.

>I get gold heals every time I play her even though some faggot always tries to counterpick me by going Lucio.

What

while forgetting that it only counts for your team

now kys

>Every game you play has at least two shitters playing Ana

>You get silver or gold with healing with fucking Reaper

>PlayingBlizzardGames.exe

I fucking hate Hanzo and his AOE arrow that goes through walls and shit

I am legitimately afraid when I fight a Hanzo up close. I'm going to try my hardest to avoid a fucking headshot because I know he'll get one.

the virtue of being able to heal, buff, and stop healing makes her more useful than both hanzo and widowmaker combind

sniper players are such useless cocksuckers that never contribute to anything except trying to rack up their own kills but fucking failing because they're slow and retarded as fuck.

i've never had a sniper player actually do anything that mattered.(ok, hanzo's ult actually does something, there's that. but fuck widowmaker)

Did he came on his own mouth?

>Two people instalock ana
>they go to to frontline of the fight to start shooting at people
>all the heals they get is because of teammates moving into their LoS while they're shooting
>They use the grenade exclusively for offense or a self heal
This has been every quick play game i've been in since she came out. i just want to try her out without turning the game into a complete farce

Your team pick lucio or what? You have one of each medal on both teams you know

NO DONT DO IT FAMILY

But Pharah is fit.

holy shit my sides

go fapping dogger

go

>Getting a headshot
>Not getting instakilled by his bullshit scatter arrow

Literally a crutch

Alright...

Ahem.
In the matches that compel me to play the support character known simply as Ana, I strive for and achieve the Gold Medal in the category of "Healing Done", constantly, which is awarded to individuals who not only meet the requirements for said category but exceed expectations by a wide degree amidst their fellow teammates who, unfortunately, could not compete regardless of their personal capabilities to heal or lack thereof.

Though I am more than qualified to achieve the Gold Medal in Healing Done, some dastardly individual considers me to be "undeserving of the title" and, to this end, attempts to take the Gold Medal for themselves by choosing the hero who goes by the name "Lucio". Though a capable healer for certain, this person, albeit through grit and determination, cannot exceed my level of general skill of healing teammates in dire need and, therefore, fails to acquire the ever longed-for Gold Medal of Healing Done, thus resulting in inevitable humiliation and defeat, knowing that even though they were made aware that the meta requires any and all able-bodies to play Heroes like Lucio and even Mercy, the character that is hailed to be an equal or even greater healer than Lucio, were surely met with the rude awakening that is my Ana playstyle.

Any questions?

what if its on cooldown

wut

Counterpicking is a term for the enemy choosing a character to counter one on your team, not someone on your own team trying to upstage you.

>buy Captain Amari skin
>still has throaty old lady voice

1,000 gold down the drain

theres a second support and a tank coming. WONT THAT BE FUCKING FUN

I've seen everything now

THEN you get headshot by a fucking log. Havent played post-patch though but it really worries me. I played Pharah a lot and now she is fucked. I guess I should McCree it up now.

>>still has throaty old lady voice
your first mistake was expecting any arab woman over the age of 12 to have anything but a throaty old lady voice

Hanzo is complete garbage even with retard hitboxes. Now streetpig is a character that should get a proper hitbox because that shit is huge. You can literally aim twice the enemies' height and it'll magically attach. Couple this with horrible netcode and favor of the shooter and you got something absolutely cancerous. He's a fat pre—nerf mccree that can jank you miles away by looking in your general direction and pressing shift and insta kill you.

I hope the retard who made this absolutely disgusting hitbox kills himself for making this crime against humanity.

>quickplay
>ana player is hilariously bad, outhealed by reaper
>we start another game, he locks ana again
>pick lucio
>he instantly switches to hanzo

I pray the next character the introduce is absent of anything resembling a sniper rifle

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

Thank you user.

thats one horny little fucker hahaha

That is not counterpicking and post your rank so i can have a laugh pls

DUMB FUCKING DOG!!!

FUCK YOU DUMB DOG!!!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She looks too much like burka sandnigger. Why no hot Iranian bitches instead Blizzard? Fuck you.

>swap hanzo kit with zarya
>no more shitty bow players
>shields for days instead

Play in japanese user her jap va sounds as young as pharah

More like Ana uses sex as a way to embarass her daughter

>Pharah brings home a date
>Ana comes downstairs wearing a nightie
>sits down in front of the TV
>"Don't mind me, you two, haha"
>wiggles her ass in front of them all night

Snipers are literally the worst type of cancer in this game. They are almost all subpar players who contribute very little to the team.

Nigga you had best tell me that you gonna write more

Did Ana use Jack as a boy toy? It would of made Pharah feel inadequate that she couldn't land a 10\10 male.

>Enemy ana doesn't really do much
>then she ults reinhardt
>everyone dies

I hate this "only useful for your ult" shit

I think you embarrased the hell out of him, impressive

>I seriously didnt know it was possible to make this game any worse

You know its a blizzard game right?

I think that's Reinhardt's arm in that picture.

Speaking of which, early Pharah's armor looks a lot like Rein's. I think we all know who she really took it from.

>curvy omnic in the back

>retard picks ana as the only support and refuses to switch
>our team gets btfo because lol no support
>"that's the reason you don't go ana as the sole support"
>retard: "i got gold medal damage though, it's you guys who are shit"
I don't know what's worse, that he picked a support to deal damage and not heal, or that he managed to outdamage everyone else on the team

When do we get to play as this man?

WHAT

...

Sleep Dart is OP as fuck though

It's a shame that everything else she has is shit

Is that fucking Hatsune Miku behind Genji???

>sleep dart is OP
>sleep someone
>they get woken up immediately by someone's pellet fire

OP indeed

>those tights on mercy

Anyone else think they're trying for the mad max crowd with her?

Streetpigs chain isn't that bad for me but his healing in mid combat gets annoying to deal with especially with his teammates there but Hanzos fucking Shenron hitting me on random cause it phases through walls is bullshit, every time I see that fucker I make sure to rush him down first
worst part is when I'm in the middle of killing someone then unexpectedly loose health cause I got hit by that shit without knowing where it came from and get killed easily by the person I was attacking

>old egyptian lady
>mad max crowd
>not the two junk/car themed australians that live in an apocalyptic wasteland
I just don't understand

Isn't Reinhardts hand also on Mccree?
>Mccree papa bear confirmed

>Every competitive match now revolves around Ana ults

epic

>Nano Boosted as McCree
>Activate Deadeye
>*high-pitched hawk noise*
>First time hearing this

I died after I died.

Ana is trash

You have been for a long time

jesus christ

Ana looks good on paper but there's like 2 maps where she is viable over the other healers. NOBODY does the snipe-healing. It's always tag along mid range and pistol-shoot heals into people. Which is basically Mercy. Tranq is good to piss people off. Ult is good.

I'm dying holy fuck

>posting the inferior version

It's also funny listening to Dva say stuff while you're knocked out.

>playing quickplay
>being surprised when quickplay is full of absolute shitters

>d.va fiddling with the controls
>the sleep dart works on the mech but not on her

If someone plays Hanzo or Widowmaker you should be allowed to leave the game without penalty to exp or rank.

>dat sexy young McCree.

If every man was flexible enough to do this, every man would.

>hey Jack, my little Fareeha is going to be out of town for the weekend"

>join competitive match on attack side
>entire team bitching about that fucking Ana and need real support
>say "no"
>shit talking commences
>retards walk in to their deaths one at a time
>ult + med bomb Reinhardt & spam healing shots up his asshole from a safe distance while he wrecks the enemy team
>snipe turrets for a minute to build ult at the next point
>sleep the Bastion in the corner & run into point under him
>ult Reainhardt & shoot him while he wreaks havoc on the enemy around the point
>win
Nobody knows what to say after that useless fucking Ana duos the map with Reinhardt

How did you get this video of me