Why doesn't Link use spears?

Why doesn't Link use spears?

Because he's biggeron swords.

user I want to punch you in the face, why hasn't moot implemented that yet.

LOL

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>dumb green man better no touch me

What did she mean by this?

She wants him to bone her stone.

>tfw no qt statue to move

Why is life so hard, bros?

>moot
Literally who?

he can use my spear if you know what i mean

no i dont please xplain

spear is a euphemism for my penis

You lost me

i want to stick my dick in his ass

you're not making any sense, explain with pictures

>that western spy squat

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i think i've almost got it, but i need it in haiku form to be certain

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>ifunny

i want to fuck link
that feel when no link bf
link is a qt

What did Samus do after her parents died?

She Kraid and Kraid

ok i think i got it

source

Checkmate, faggot.

/thread

Leeterr sfm

thanks senpai

Why is Link so perfect?

I can't wait until that's animated. The stomach bulge gets me rock fucking hard.

There's been a pretty large absences of gay threads lately.

>moot

every since the mettaton stuff it looks like he's interested into doing more gay work with feminine cocks

He makes the best twink Link so me and my cock are very happy.