Back in school years ago, I saw a group of people playing the game "slender", you know when that shit was popular. These people were probably around 16 or 17 at the time. They were...
>In a group of about 10 people >In the middle of recess with people running around >Playing in a brightly lit room >Playing on a shitty tiny laptop that ran the game at about 10 fps >With a trackpad >With the fucking sound turned OFF >While talking to each other
AND THEY STILL FUCKING ACTED SCARED WHEN SLENDERMAN APPEARED
How the fuck does that even work? Do people seriously unironically want to be like fucking pewdiepie in real life?
>go camp with some "friends" >it's a yearly thing I've never attendend >they always talk about the last year >apparently they played slender man and had mad fun while acting retarded >oh, they like acting retarded, I'm sure they will like this >first night >how about we pl... >how about we drink and get high >they start acting "weird" >I thought you enjoyed acting retarded >everyone is acting retarded >flashes everywhere
No one wants to talk about that night.
Nerds are boring.
Owen Bell
Kitty looks so upset. What have they done to it?
Carson Barnes
They gave it fucking cat food.
It's like giving a human human food, which comes in a pale white container, has no taste, and resembles nothing on our planet.
Meahwhile, the other cat has fucking meowmixTM, a fucking bounty of tasty treats 2 gud 2 eat
I'd be sad as well.
Gavin Fisher
>you bought me THIS!?
Leo Ortiz
One time at a sleepover we watched this tobusbus guy play games like far cry and the one were you take joy drugs to stay normal.
Daniel Murphy
I have the same look on my face when somebody buy's me bachelor chow, so I'm assuming it's just a sense of profound disappointment coupled by hunger.
Gabriel Lopez
>What have they done to it? Bought shitty no-name cat food.
Brody Ross
Right cat is cool Right cat doesn't want to have its picture taken without compensation - right cat wants to hang out
Jack Cruz
>back in school years ago >slender
I'm upset
David Bell
Right cat looks like he's about to eat lead instead of shitty dry cat food
Ryan Morales
I think the cat on the right is photoshopped somehow
Luke Foster
it was 2012, user that guy could have been 14 at the time and would still be old enough to be on this site now
i feel old, too
Henry Jackson
To be fair they both are .
Brayden Diaz
>photoshopped the cat to look more disappointed as a visual aid for how much of a cheap fuck you are
Thomas Smith
There's a crease in the bag that makes it look like its brow is lowered.
Josiah Parker
OP here. I'm 21 and a half currently.
Alexander Roberts
Hey mate at least you know what he's talking about. I assumed it was something like those ytmnd screamers but a quick google search shows it was that game that people kept posting Youtube videos of other people playing a few years ago.
Joseph Green
>tfw cat is laying in front of me, purring, letting me give her tummy rubs and scratch behind her ears Who needs friends when you can have cats like this desu.
Nolan Barnes
>Always Save Cat Food
Mason Rodriguez
>Implying Meow Mix is much better
Dominic Howard
>buying dry food
Bentley Green
>wanting your cat to shit wet diarrhea all over your house all the time
Levi Barnes
This.
Christian Butler
>Cat thread
Mason Parker
But my cat doesn't like wet food, or at least none that I've given her. She also completely ignores any bits of chicken/beef/cheese/whatever if you stick it in front of her.
Carter Barnes
Next you'll say you've put her on a vegan diet.
Isaac Wilson
Nah, man, I'm not a fag. She doesn't really respond to treats either, but she eats her dry food just fine so I guess it's ok.
Brandon Bell
>spoiling the shit out of your cat and stinking up the house
Charles Martinez
The best kind
Hudson Taylor
>Not spoiling your cute little fluffy friend
Jason Richardson
>Buy generic "Pet Food" for my dog and cat one time to feed them both while also being a cheap fuck >they both give me this fucking look of profound disappointment I never knew either animal could properly express through facial movements alone >next morning find shit all over and around my work shoes from both of them
Wyatt Adams
>Always Cat Save Food?
Justin Adams
>love fightan >brother doesn't >won't play with me because "you always win, user" >play with him and use characters i normally don't so he won't get bodied >do badly >brother starts unironically picking low tiers because "you keep losing, user"
Charles Brooks
>cute and fluffy >not deadly and made for nothing but killing children with high power military grade meows
Brandon Gray
>TFW your cat fucking loves the cheapass Aldi dry food to the point where he'll ignore soft food in favor of gorging himself on the dry and becoming a gigantic obese blob
Blake Martinez
your cat sounds like me
Jack Lopez
If someone can only afford the store brand cat food, and not even the Walmart store brand cat food (which isn't on the same level as the name brands, but Walmart's store brand dog food is at least tolerated by dogs and the cat food should be similarly tolerated by cats) but the dollar store's cheap-ass barely-edible brand of cat food-like product, they have no business having any pet more involved than a fish. If they're that close to the edge, pets are a luxury.
Lincoln King
I know that feel. I have no idea what my cat likes to eat because she turns her nose up at pretty much everything.
The only thing she'll ever eat with any enthusiasm is my fucking earwax, no joke.
Logan Parker
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Benjamin Clark
>tfw my mom spoiled her dog rotten and now every hour or so it comes begging for food
There's nothing cute about putting up with a picky beggar with a bottomless pit for a stomach, then again it explains why she kept me, despite the fact that's its only real attachment to her is being fed.
Anthony Taylor
>my cat has been dead for over two years
it still hurts
Adam King
for a second there, i misread this and thought you were implying you were the dog
Adrian Wilson
thats pretty fucked up i dont even want to know how you find that out
Noah Reed
H-hehe yeah that would be silly.
Carter Hughes
looking at dead animals is kinda weird desu like it was the point where i realized that´s how we all are gonna end up and that life isnt precious
Aiden Murphy
>cats having weird mini-seizures >her time is probably gonna come soon
im afraid
Bentley Reyes
no there isn't
Jose Long
bork bork
Jordan Martinez
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Xavier Jackson
Yes there is. It's right there in the image. I don't know how to argue this point.
Josiah Rogers
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Noah Foster
I wear disposable foam earplugs for my job and the little fucker was pulling them out of the garbage and eating them. So I did an experiment and dug a little wax of my ear with my finger; she licked it like it was the most delicious thing ever.
Jose Wood
Ick
Leo Brown
cats are weird. mine is 22 lbs and wont touch salmon or filet minon but will scarf up steamed corn
Grayson Foster
>getting a psychopathic feline money-sink that, nine cats out of ten, will only make demands of you >not instead either saving that money or buying/adopting a dog that will be loyal to you until it dies, and that can be trained to assist in both employment and leisure tasks
Connor Evans
Mine will take those black elastic hairties with the little metal bit and chew them til they split then never look at them again She can't help herself
Jacob Young
My cat always lies on her side and acts like she wants to be petted, but then she just rolls around like a dumbass as soon as I touch her
Ayden Morales
Where the fuck do you live to have recess at 17?
Brayden Thomas
People always say that but it's just a sad kitkat mayne
Nathan Butler
Wait, I thought this was normal.
In my school, we had a break, and then lunch.
Isn't recess just a break?
Landon Ward
>dog only likes certain bits of her food >she picks around all the ones on top >lifts up the mat underneath with her nose >pushes it a few times to mix up the bowl
Landon Morgan
Schools where I'm from stop letting their students have breaks like that after the end of elementary school.
Andrew Peterson
>he pays more money for the same cat food in a bag with a picture of a smiling cat on it
Jason Young
So wait, did you just not have any breaks at school?
Cameron Hill
>Buying dry cat/dog food You're just going to give them diabeetus or kidney failure
>$5 a kilo for shitty dry food >$40 a kilo for "good" brands
>$3 a kilo chicken thighs, beef cuts and pork >Animals prefer the meat ?
Jeremiah Kelly
buy your pupper food she likes
Colton Lee
Only the lunch period itself. There was an end of the day study hall, but it was explicitly for school-related stuff, either homework or extracurricular school-related activities. Video games and free socialization weren't allowed.
Asher Perez
Normally I do. The store was out of her usual brand last time she was running low though.
I love Pupper too much to disappoint her on the reg.
Mason Campbell
We had lunch
Aiden Clark
b-but it's specially formulated
Carter Brown
this is terrible advice somebody will actually listen to it though and their pet will die
John Howard
Lunch and study hall. Study hall is basically extra time to finish stuff for all your classes. It's still an in-the-classroom thing, and you're usually not allowed to talk above a small conversation, or get up out of your seat.
Isaiah Hall
Well, to answer the question, I live in Australia, Victoria. From years 1-12 we always had 15 minute break and then a 40 minute lunch later.
Maybe it was just my school, who knows. But every school I went to had it.
I don't have that sorta thing in uni or other classes.
Cameron Sullivan
Actually now that I'm thinking about it we did have what they called "enrichment", which sounds like some kind of brainwashing seminar but it was just a funny name for study halls that you had to sign up for but there were also ones that were just breaks. I picked the one where we played board games. Most of the time someone brought in their gamecube and we just played Melee. It was pretty sweet.
Liam Miller
they won't get all of the nutrition they need just from meat.
cooked meat also has different nutritional profiles than raw, and raw meat might make them sick since it's meant to be cooked and not fresh most of the time.
the good brands will have more meat and protein, which is what they need. the cheaper brands have more wheat, corn, etc. so it does make a difference.
Samuel Davis
Sounds like shit to not have at least three 15-20 min pauses per day
Sebastian Hernandez
>not giving your cat both dry and wet food
Jaxon Thompson
>cat gets dry food for years >gets wet food once for some reason >never fucking touches dry food again We ruined him
Jaxon Gutierrez
Make no mistake, the American education system is shit. It's just overbearing enough to completely ruin the opinion a large number of students have towards education systems in general, it's completely unable to handle educating all those kids with the lack of interest among politicians in funding it or improving its failures as a system and thus mostly becomes just a place to put people and keep them under some degree of control until they're considered able to leave it, see also the American prison system, its focus on standardized testing has proven counterproductive yet still dominates it, but no matter how controlling it is it simply can't compete with the education systems in Europe, much less the even more life-dominating but actually very efficient educational systems in parts of Asia.
Ryder Rogers
why does this happen? wet food is supposed to be healthier but it just gives my cats diarrhea, no matter what brand i try. i've tried slowly adjusting them to it, but they seem to do better on dry food. one even prefers dry food.
