This little indie game is better than the entire wii u library

and I'm not trolling
You just have to stop playing nintendo games with nostalgic glass

Strider is Indy? I thought Capcom owned it?

not the 2014 versoin

I thought it was way too easy.

Double Helix isn't an indie dev though.

I agree that it's better than 99% of the garbage on WiiU however.

Capcom still owns it. Double Helix just made it. It's not indie.

the Wii U library includes Bayonetta 2, so you're wrong.

Strider is part-owned by Capcom, and part by the manga group Moto Kikaku.

Strider was fucking awful metroidvania.

>Lackluster fast travel
>Button mash til your hands fall off
>Bosses are easier than regular enemies

Bayonetta 2 is bad
I bought day one. I paid full price.
I finished the game and sold it the next day.

Total garbage. Too much forced jokes, forced story, forced combat memes (I mean they tried to make the combat so fast it feels like just pressing a button you kill all enemies like Batman Arkham City), too much dialogue and too much focus on her ass (nice ass by the way) but not on the combat and scenario

6/10 to me. Inferior to the first game in every aspect

Bayonetta 2 is surprisingly not that great of a game. It's not bad, but Nintendrones vastly oversell it.

Literally every single thing you said about 2 was in 1.

I take it you didnt play 1.

I hate this meme so fucking much. Yes bayo 1 was a better game, and more challenging, largely because of no umbran climax and a few harder enemies, but the games are not as leagues apart as people act like.

>Button mash til your hands fall off

You clearly never played the game. It's impossible to beat the game by button mash. You have to constantly avoid being attacked and strike in the right time otherwise have fun with your 60 game overs.

Yeah, but compared to the whole WiiU library,
Bayonetta 2 is definitely one of the best.

Not really. You really gotta take off those nintendo hate goggles. Don't even own a wii u I'm waiting for the emulatan

>but the games are not as leagues apart as people act like.

Yes it is because everything I cited about the 2 is about the second and not the first one even though I admit the first one already had bad dialogue and too much focus on her "fashion style" to the point of 3 minutes scenes only so the player can pay attention to her clothes

Are you crazy? If people just stopped playing shitendo games with nostalgia glasses, shitendo would fucking die out. Only nostalgiafags and retarded hipsters still own shitendo products.

>Total garbage. Too much forced jokes, forced story, forced combat memes (I mean they tried to make the combat so fast it feels like just pressing a button you kill all enemies like Batman Arkham City), too much dialogue and too much focus on her ass (nice ass by the way) but not on the combat and scenario
I don't even know whatknow what the fuck I'm reading. The only thing i can tell is that you haven't played it. It's literally the first game, with better combat, no QTEs and a story that makes sense.

Great work we might need you to post again
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You are a fucking moron, bayo 1 forces combat just as much if not more than 2 because of the fact that it INTRODUCES segments outside of normal combat, etc. rather than just re-including them.

Forced jokes, a forced (yet better) story, and literally a fuck ton of dialogue are all in the first game. Pretty much to the same degree. You aren't even complaining about the correct things for 2.

Also half of the fucking point of bayonetta is focus on her ass, you fuckboy.

This game was trash though. Exactly what's wrong with current metroidvanias.

>it's a ps3 to ps4 autists bitch about how terrible bayonetta 2 is compared to 1 because they didn't get it episode

umbran climax was dumb, the story didn't stand up to 1's, but the combat was better other than a lack of truly challenging enemies, and B and J both had VASTLY superior designs.

the story is awful
You watch 5 minute cut scene to understand a basic stuff that would take 1 minute and the other 4 is the developers making you think "Oh lovely british sexy accent with nice ass"

There is on problem on scenes on her ass as long as it is connected to the fucking game otherwise I'd rather download a bayo porn and masturbate.

The developers clearly made Bayonetta 2 with thinking about fat kids who masturbate to waifus all day and spend 80% of their time on forums sharing anime pictures

>You watch 5 minute cut scene to understand a basic stuff that would take 1 minute and the other 4 is the developers making you think "Oh lovely british sexy accent with nice ass"

This literally describes bayonetta 1

>There is on problem on scenes on her ass as long as it is connected to the fucking game otherwise I'd rather download a bayo porn and masturbate.

This is LITERALLY bayonetta 1

fucking abort yourself if this is serious, and if you're shitposting for epic baitz you should be ashamed of pretending to be so fucking retarded and simple

I beat it on Hard doing pretty much everything. Missed on few collectibles because holy fuck that travel system was ass.

You're an idiot if you claim combat wasn't button mashy as fuck though. Saying "you have to dodge" doesn't mean that when it came to combat you fucking mashed that one attack button like a madman even though it fucking hurt you.

Also colour coded enemies = shit design.

you definitely did not play 1, and are a homo.


in news for non boypussy faggots, there is a new high quality bayonetta sfm floating around somewhere :^)

I'm not sure why you are angry. I said that Bayonetta 1 had this forced memes but it was not as bad as on 2

I agree there are cut scenes 100% retarded on bayonetta 1 but think about the opening scene on bayonetta 2, the kids store scene, that crap alone destroyed the entire game.

>The developers clearly made Bayonetta 2 with thinking about fat kids who masturbate to waifus all day and spend 80% of their time on forums sharing anime pictures

UNCALLED FOR!

>he didn't like bayonetta 2's opening scene

user, you never played the game.

Most people take 4-5 hours to beat on normal (I took 6) and it's impossible to beat the game in less than 6 hours in hard if you never played the game because you actually have to dodge and attack with perfect timing.

The only thing I really liked was playing as her sister but not until the end of the game I wish that happened after the first hour.

the opening of 2 is one of the best parts of the entire game

>bayo on ps3
fucking torture

1 didn't have chainsaw iceskates did it?

That is literally the best part of 2.