Whiny bitch

>whiny bitch
>gets killed in the stupidest way possible
>only out for herself
>will let brotier bestboy die because he shot a blank at her under duress
>awful voice
>vapid personality

How is she not the worst character in this game?

> Prankbro dies(turns into a monster no matter what you do

Why is the world so cruel bros?

> gets killed
> implying anyone actually fell for the voice calling out

It's like you fags haven't seen Predator or something

Ugh, you dumb little bitch. Aren't you forgetting SOMEONE? God, I just CANNOT deal with you!

>she literally reads a book saying "they try to isolate their prey by mimicking voices" just before the tunnel sequence

>Very end of the game
>The winwhatevers are in the house
>Game lets you decide to go behind a pillar, or run for the switch with the monster right in front of you
>Choose not to move at all because the monsters see based on sight
>Timer runs out and monster instanty tears her to shreds

BEYOND
ASSPAINED
I beat the game like half a year ago and I am STILL FUCKING BUTTUHRT

i fell for that shit cause im dumb
I had to take a 4 day break literally right after I read the book, so by time I came back I forgot about it and wasn't in the right state of mind, I fucked up bad.

she's not supposed to go for the switch until everyone's out

how are you more terrible than Jesse Cox, he only got the nigger killed

this fucking hoe made me want to rip my hair out, she is just a bitch for no goddamn reason, fuck her.

No, fuck you, it makes zero fucking sense
>Monster sees BASED ON MOVEMENT
>Don't move
>Monster still sees and attacks you

It was fucking inconsistent and a poorly done scene.

Have you seen how much of a beta Matt is? You'd be cunty too if you went from Mike to Matt.

Emily is the best girl.

She would never lie to you. She's smart and she knows it and she's driven to succeed. Once you earned her respect she would never leave you and would defend you to the death. Plus I bet the sex would be amazing.

it's because it's barely a game, literally cutscene : the game

She gave me a raging semi all game.
Never wanted to hatefuck anyone more.

>implying you wouldn't want to tame her and have her reveal her loving side to you

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and it'll never be on PC

>perfect straight teeth
>brave
>adventurous
>down to earth
>perfect length for hair
>great lips
>outgoing

Prove to me she's not best girl

ok?

>We'll never get porn with the offical models
>Best we got are the bukake shoops

__________________________________I can't.____________________________________________________________________________________________I want Emily to step on my dick and talk about how she'd sacrifice me to the Wendigos if it meant she could escape.

BTFO!!!!!

Hey now, there's the option where he feels the sweet release of death.

You did get both endings, right?

Golden taste user
I wanted to fuck that annoying cunt

>Game's intro repeatedly beats you over the head with the fact that all of your choices """"matter""""
>None of the choices in the prologue matter
>You HAVE to take Josh out to the shed, you're literally never given an option to keep him in the house
>The Stranger dies no matter what
>Josh can't be saved no matter what, your choice only decides how fucked up his fate is

>that pic
kek'd hard

about the circular saw in the cabin where you had to make the choice...what happens when you actually choose the real person? does the saw go for the fake body anyway?

summer please go

It always goes for Josh.

it goes for Josh anyway and Ashley's mad at Chris for the rest of the game over it

If he also tries to shoot Ashley in the part where they're in the chairs she hesitates on letting him in and he gets his head ripped off by the Wendingo

yes

She doesn't hesitate, she knows exactly what she's doing.

There's true evil inside this whore of babylon.

Jesus she looks bad

>fratbro turned out to be the best character

whoever played got her knocked out by Josh earlier in the game so it helps

Yeah I honestly was not expecting to like Mike as much as I did it was bananas

why'd you hit her man

wasn't me bro!

desu I got her knocked out in my playthrough too I think

>tfw you will never grow up spending long weekends in a secluded cabin alone with your qt sisters.

Hannah was the sexiest girl desu

why the fuck do horror movies always just put the sexiest female actress in glasses and say "LOL SHE'S A NERD SEE SHE'S UGLY NOW"

That's media in general

JOSH DID NOTHING WRONG.

only because it was fucking stupid of everyone to accept his invitation back up the mountain

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I'd impregnate the shit out of Ella Lentini

>Spent good majority of the game thinking how fucking callous the protags were being going back to the place they were indirectly responsible for Josh's sisters being dead.
>They all just wanted to fuck where they pranked two people to death
>Josh was actually pretty upset over his sisters being all dead

Caught me by surprise, I wasn't expecting someone in a horror game to act upset over family members dying, especially after a timeskip.

Maybe you shouldn't have moved the controller then?

>THIS TIME, YOUR CHOICES TOTALLY, MATTER, WE SWEAR
>There are like 3 or 4 scenes in the entire game where your choices matter
I'm sick of this meme

>turn gun on self
"NO! Chris, it's my turn. Shoot me!"
>do as she says
>later
"Wow, asshole. You tried to shoot me. Die, loser."

What did she mean by this?

This fucking bitch, holy shit.

>starts a fight out of nowhere with two people when they're cuddling on a couch
>starts a fight when someone is trying to help her out of a bad situation
>starts a fight by making everything ABOUT HER

Fucking shit I've never hated someone so hard in a game.

You shot her though, right? Occasionally I check twitch, and every time at part comes up the chat is spammed with people begging the player to shoot her.

I'm going to say it was the dog but essentially this

>Every reference or pic of her
>LOOK AT THIS TATTOO

You know that people like that exist everywhere right?

You know that most people with social negatives of that type always have a positive side when outside of the social sphere right?

You know that its just daddy issues right?

YOU KNOW THAT SHE WOULD FUCK YOUR BRAINS OFF AND DRAIN YOUR BALLS EVERY SINGLE DAY MULTIPLE TIMES WHENEVER YOU WANT IT.

>Hey, she has a tattoo
>WOOOOW BUTTERFLY
>BOOM BUTTERFLY EFFECT

Her ass looks fine with those jeans. That can excuse a lot.

I was surprised by this game desu.
Your choices actually matter.

Most of the time they really don't. But then at least they hide the game changing decisions within the casual decision making pretty well. 99% of the time fucking up the climbing sections doesnt really matter, except that one time when it makes sure another character just flat out dies for you being too clumsy.

It's amazing the vapid blonde cheerleader ended up becoming the best girl

THANK YOU

this drove me fucking CRAZY

do you point the lever at who you want to save or who you want to kill?

THERE IS NO WAY TO KNOW

Mike was the absolute boy during my playthrough

>"He was already dead."

I honest to God don't know what anyone sees in this hysterical psychopath

Her only redeeming quality is that Chris God knows why is in love with her

Her teeth are disgusting and she's waaaaay too desperate

She's only likable because she's so damn easy all it takes is a half-assed note and a strong chin to get her to take her top off for you

>PREVIOUSLY ON UNTIL DAWN
>IT'S JUST A PRANK HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

>"Oh look, our friend with a history of schizophrenia who was unreasonably attached to his two younger sisters invited us all back to the same cabin where a year ago our immature prank led to their untimely death."
>"YEAH GREAT IDEA WHOOOOO."

Fucking Canadians.

They were Canadian? Damn, that explains so much

Helps that he's played by Brett Dalton.

A lot of her defenders say that she just didn't want Chris to have to make that choice AGAIN as she says "Let me make that choice for you." or something to that effect. She never actually says, "Shoot me, Chris; I want you to."

Although what she thought she was going to do with both hands cuffed to the chair is beyond me; personally, I just think she wanted to BELIEVE she'd sacrifice herself for Chris so she made the offer knowing full well that Chris, being a gentleman, would take the bullet for himself

That way her conscience would be clear because; hey, she offered.

ANOTHER reason I hate Ashley

I went the Jesse Cox route and played the characters to their stereotype so I had Matt try to save her once and then the coward jumped to save his own skin

Lucky for Emily I caught on to the fact that Ashley was forever hyperventilating about dumb shit so I just ignored her overreaction to the supernatural for the 34th time in the fucking game

ANOTHER THING

WHO THE FUCK WEARS SHORTS WITH LEGGINGS IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER

Ashley's survival skills are arguably worse than Matt's for fucks sake

DUDE IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO

Can we order pizza?

I didn't even know who this guy was until this game and now all of a sudden he's everywhere

Mr.Robot is bretty good too

Game takes place in the Alberta Rockies.

Originally saw him as Snafu in The Pacific.

Don't know why I never picked up on that.

Maybe they were the thick leggings?

Fuck leggings make me so hard

There were newspaper clippings and shit that were from the Alberta Bugle, or something like that.

He literally dies so he isn't forced to explain why plot holes exist.

How did they make Hayden look like an old woman?

Does everyone hate her because they've known someone like her? There is a girl who will literally try to get her killed based on NOTHING and everyone seems to gloss over that fact.

How do you even resist the temptation to shoot this bitch in the eye when you have the opportunity. She wasn't just detrimental to the situation, she was just plain unlikable in pretty much every scene she was in.

What plot holes?

The game is so simple there wasn't much to have holes in.

IT WAS JUST A PRANK, HAN!

The asses in this game are irresponsibly fine.

GOD SPEED PILGRIM

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I TRUST YOU

I TRUST YOU

>she would never lie to you
>literally a cheating whore

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If you think hugging is cheating you have a lot of growing up to do.

sam is the worst character in the game because she has literally no flaws

prove me wrong

I'm holding out hope these models will get ripped for SFM someday.

She literally is the best girl.

>muh no flaws

Who cares faggot? Hayden Panettiere is perfection. That's all that matters.

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CAN'T TIE THEM UP IF THEY JUST WIGGLE AROUND

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