Markus I can do kung fu

Markus I can do kung fu...

I just beat this piece of shit, lets have a thread please

Starts good, become abysmal after the middle.

This.

This game proves that David Cage is a hack.

I think any David Cage game proves that he's a hack

Loved the game all long.
When it started getting a little repetitive and boring, the supranatural kept the game interesting.

I love you corpse

At least the OST is nice

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>piece of shit
back to plebbit desu senpai

David cage games always start off strong and then quickly shit the bad.


Coving up your murder was cool as shit until you realize it literally doesn't matter.

A dead guy impregnated a woman

Still the best starting sequence to any game ever. Shame about the second half of the game.

Why did my Suspenseful supernatural crime thriller turn into the matrix?

Is this one of those things where it blows up or create lethal gas or something?

It's okay, his sperm was frozen.

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The fucking first two to three levels of that game were so perfect.

And then it was alright for a while.

And then it just fucking went to shit in the most unbelievable of ways.

It's a masterpiece of a game. The most hilarious David Cage has ever been.

One of my fav games of all time, a solid 10/10 and an underrated gem.

Haven't played any other Cage games except for Omikron, it was breddy gud.

I remember playing the demo and thinking the point and click genre was saved.
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So then I bought the game......

Yes.

I mean I'm not a chemist or anything but I'm pretty sure H2O + Pizza equals poison.

No, you can try yourself, it's safe

Indigo Prophecy is without a doubt my least favourite game of all time.

Fuck that demo was cool, they actually made a 3D model of David Cage himself and he shows up at the end and talks about the game in the cafeteria, he is the Hitchcock of video games.

NEW MOVIE?

What is the most ridiculous sex scene in any game of Cage?

"I love you Lucas, even though I've known you for literally 30 minutes"

>remastered edition did not fix the game's storyline that trails off towards the end

They had one more chance to take this game to its full potential, and it makes me so sad and disappointed that they didn't.

Do you mean the obnoxious 70s funk for Black guy?
The Piano/Violin tracks?
Or "LEFT FOR SANTA MONICA" Theory of A Deadman?

AND I REMEMBER THE DAAAAYYY

I don't think there's ever been a remaster/HD collection that's ever been goo

this desu senpai

just how far it goes wrong is completely hilarious

can't even imagine what was going through the developers heads when that crazy french bastard was telling them to animate a corpse shagging scene

The piano/violin tracks. I didn't like the Left for Santa Monica song

sandpaper kisses

Okay I actually liked that song

Probably about how this game will innovate the industry