Why are his skins so shit?

Why are his skins so shit?

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He's stuck in a shit game

Did you really need to dedicate an entire post to this you tremendous summerfag?

inb4 symmetra loo joke

He's a shitskin, one might say.

Laranja is literally the best skin in the game.

le epic reddit post

I like the golden frog.

Cool your jets, faggot. It's not like there is a limit to how many posts can be made

o shit waddup

At least his default look is pretty good
Roadhog doesn't look that great and all his skins are a fucking mess

>No JSR inspired skater skin

C'mon Blizzard.

The Frogs look horrible and the Hockey ones are just a bit lazy and uninteresting

Yeah, why won't this fucking company infringe on someones copyright.

I like the silver frog, but i agree with the hockey ones.

I didn't realize how badly I want a Professor K skin until now.

the gold frog looks good what are you smoking

>poo in loo character has india based skins
>egyptian has egyptian skins
>zenyatta has indian based skin and egyptian skin
>fucking no one other than regular zenyatta has a monk skin

Why

>JSR inspired skin
>Inspired

I don't want them to outright copy something from JSR, just have a cool futuristic skater skin.

He's black

It's not his fault he's black.

Because the devs obviously intended him to be Canadian based on his lack of accent and love of hockey, but somewhere along the lines they got confused

>black
>brazilian
>likes hockey

wut

whats wrong with that

>Roadhog skins both strongly refer to Maori New Zealand influence
>Still listed as Australian

get the 250 dollar white one

are you high
his skins are godlike

shitskin

The 250 ones are pretty boring
The islander ones are kinda alright but they're such a total thematic change
that it feels like they needed to change the sounds as well to make it work
And the shark ones are just super overdesigned; you probably couldn't count the amount of doodads they tacked on to him on two hands

>Junkrat main
>hoarding up currency because all of his skins are shit
>game fucking gives me Jester

i like his hockey ones more then his default it just doesn't make any sense for le hue man

Because he's a literal shitskin

his basic skin literally have professor K's head with Beat's shirt

Pretty sure the point of some Legendary skins is to be a big thematic change.

Wasn't he originally going to be Canadian then Blizzard made him a HUEHUE at the last second because there were no black men in the game?

Why couldn't they just make him a black Canadian..

The hell.

>legendary
>they are all shit
i mean, just look at this here. how can anyone like this shit

the only good one from any legendary is mecha queen

Ana has some good ones too but i cant play with her, im too bad

XD epiccc!!

t. Trudeau

Raptorion>>> Mecha Queen

Its Evel Knievel you fugging pleb.

But there's a such thing as a black Canadian.

That's racist!

Saying whiteness is inherently a Canadian thing is like saying its inherently an American thing.

Both countries are literally built on immigrants.

t. Trudeau

>i have no argument so i'll just shitpost
Please move to America after Trump wins.

correct

Why are his skins so shit?

>No Rebuttal

European Immigrants

But most of them still manage make sense; island warrior guy shooting scrap metal out of his wood gun and huffing gas is weird. It's all autism and high expectations on my part, but it's enough that I wouldn't waste 1000 money on it.

Omnic Crisis is good just because i like Cardinals.

Y'all niggas dumb

you can't say the image isn't funny at least

Doesn't make it not look horrid

It could be worse.

I actually saved coins for that skin. I like it.

The image is very funny I haven't laughed at a racist joke on here in awhile.

>The only Blizzard game without a demo

Why is this fact so gay? I wish I caught the beta.

Tor is so fucking useless now.

t. console pleb.

Most of the good ones* still manage to make sense, I should say. There are plenty of other shitty skins that make no sense

The Symmetra blue skins are good because you no longer look like a poo in loo.

canada is majority white and this game obviously takes place in a time where the same is true.
the futuristic setting also lends itself to whites being the majority in most places and blacks being relegated to non-integral roles like making music and such, so society has actually progressed into another age in this game.

yes

All of his skins, including his base,is jsr inspired

NEW SKINS FUCKING WHEN?

>People are still picking him on defense
>People are still picking poo in loo despite her getting the same nerf
>People are STILL picking fucking Bastion when there's no Rein

People are dumb.

>no skin of Lucio wearing soap shoes and baggy clothes

why even live

Mei should have been the Canadian one tbqh.

Could have just made her from Vancouver.

How about some new Mao. You massive shitlord. If I have to play fucking Ilios or Volskaya one more goddamm time I'm gonna snap.

Yeah, but that's like making an "African" character and using a white dude from south africa.

Its really not. At all.

By that logic every Canadian character should be Native.

But he would still be African, what the hell are you talking about?

>people must be a certain race to come from a certain place

drink bleach tumblr

If they ever made a white South African he would be an evil mother fucker.

Oh man, imagine the butthurt if they actually did this

>Skill Rating
>It pretty much comes down to where your team won or lost despite specific people actually being good in the match

you know... skills.

>Ribbit
>Bad

They had to fill the third-world country quota

It looks like something that would be really infuriating to die to repeatedly.

Toblerone's skins are shit, prove me wrong.

HERE COME DAT BOI

He needs a Viking skin like Mercy.

I like Torb's legendary skins. The two biker ones are great, as are the pirate ones.

That's right and it would make sense to have a south african white guy if the game had a lack of white men. But that's not the case.

So does Mercy and Tabletop fuck?

Doomfist when?

Do you think Windowmaker likes the Doomfist and that's why she tried to steal?

>Lucio and 『Crazy Frog』

Or dwarven Gimli-like chainmail.

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>Brazilian character
>Alt is hockey equipment
>Not soccer jersey

I thought he was a Canadian for the longest time.

>black
>swedish
>both Lucio and Torbjörn have boring skins and little to none fanart

OH SHIT G'DAY

>being a console shitter

I can't hear you over riveting peoples heads to walls and microwaving them.

Licio is pretty confusing from a design standpoint. He's like a complete mismatch of a bunch of different stuff. To me he doesn't even look Brazilian, more Afro Caribbean. And why does he have an obvious American accent? None of it makes any fucking sense.

He probably actually was Canadian in concept but they changed him late.

He's more like from Detroit

It's subtle way of mirroring the game itself