Oh, let's all get the warp whistle and warp to "big world"! Too bad big world isn't fucking fun, like the rest of this game. The entire thing is designed to anger and frustrate you. Oh, you get Kuribo's shoe on one fucking level! Wow, pardon me while I make the universal motion for a handjob. Kuribo's shoe fucking sucked. What did it do, exactly? It let you JUMP ON THINGS, something you were able to do the entire fucking game. Oh, also you looked gay.
There are some interesting power-ups in the game, such as Tanookie Mario, Hammer Mario, and Frog Mario. But guess what? You can get them on like 2 levels total, and if you fuck up and get hit ONCE, you lose them, FOREVER. Wow, that's fun! I love games that demand I play perfectly or have no fun, because I'm a fucking jap who strives for absolute perfection in gaming otherwise I kill myself.
Mario 3 may have been interesting or fun at one time, but the game is a worthless piece of shit in today's day and age. It's horribly flawed and full of punch-in-the-dick moments, much more so than it has moments that are just fun to play.
>Have access to like 5 fucking whistles before that point >Too stupid to use one of them to skip the fucking world you cry about Listen to yourself for a moment.
William Watson
It hasn't aged as bad as Sonic games. Yes it's stupid that you can grab a 2 warp whistles and go straight for world 8, and since that's possible, you're probably going to do that, then you get fucking massacred there because they're some of the most unforgiving stages in any Mario game. But when you get right down to it it's the NES and most of the games on it are either fucking horrible or dont hold up, it's still one of the better games on the NES but the best has to be megaman 2 or 3, but you cant say this is the best mario game when Super Mario World came out shortly afterwards.
Mason Ross
Go back to Gaia
Cooper Butler
>frog suit >interesting
Shit taste confirmed.
Having to actually play the game > cape/yoshi+blue shell/blue yoshi+shell past 99% of the game
Cooper Jones
I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.
Luis Thompson
Awful post leave my house.
Aiden Cruz
The most unforgiving Mario stages in history are still pretty forgiving.
I could beat SMB3 with minimal effort when I was 6, and I didn't even know the warp whistles existed then.
I slogged every damn stage.
Literally the only easier 2D platformers than Mario games are Kirby games.
Cameron Hill
>Mario Galaxy 2 >optional
I dunno user, I thought it was pretty great.
Connor Morales
Tbh it is indeed my least favorite thing in the Mario collection (the one that includes SMW). Something about most of the levels just isn't that fun, I just go double whistle immediatly and get to the last world as soon as possible. At least the tank and air ship levels provide a nice change of pace for the series.
Jeremiah Lopez
This looks like copypasta
Gabriel Scott
There is no optional mario game, faggot.
Mario is a lifestyle.
Elijah Thompson
It's older than most of the people on this site
Carter Bailey
thanks for the list of essential mariocore
Jaxon Price
it isn't pasta
Carter Price
Moviebob said it was the best game ever
I trust his opinion over yours
Juan Parker
The movie is such a bizarre curiosity that it's worth seeing.
Pasta or not I do agree that it sucked that most of the special suits were barely present in the game. I still love it though.
David James
delete this
Sebastian Murphy
Why are the Yoshi and Wario platformers on this list
Owen Reed
The movie is a masterpiece, faggot.
Camden Edwards
>Avoid >Super Mario Land faggot
Christopher Peterson
Mario Expanded Universe
Hudson Bailey
>SMB2 Shit Fake Mario Edition in play and not avoid >3D World in play and not avoid >Dark Moon in play and not optional >real SMB2 in optional and not play >Sunshine in optional and not avoid >Galaxy 2 in optional and not play >WL2 in optional and not play >SML in avoid and not play >NSMB in avoid and not optional
Pretty bad image.
Cameron Perez
The physics are shit, the levels are short, and the game itself is short as well, it's not a very good game.
Bentley Long
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Julian Barnes
The only legitimate flaw you listed is the physics.
Blake Scott
Justify the game being so devoid of content compared to SML2.
Jeremiah Collins
>Sunshine in optional and not avoid >SML in avoid and not play lel nice meme xD
Colton Mitchell
Annoying physics are why I'm confused about All Stars being must play
>hit block >come to screeching halt
Thomas Anderson
It was developed for a portable in 1989. Super Mario Land 2 was made in 1992 so they had a better knowledge of how to add more content to the cartridge.
Julian Diaz
I don't understand why people hate Mario Land but love Mario Land 2. I felt like the first game was faster paced and was fun to speed through levels. They both have wonky physics that aren't as good as the games on nes so I don't know why people single out Land as so bad.
Dominic Ortiz
Real SMB2 is a shitty hack that is bullshit for the sake of being bullshit. SMB2 USA may not be a "real" mario game but its still a great game.
WL2 is above average, the list 4 > 1 > 2 > 1. Never played VB wario so maybe its better then 4.
Easton Anderson
it appears that things that are over 20 years old are no longer as good as things made with 20 years additional experience
it occurs to me that player standards and preferences change during that time as well!
this is an exciting revelation OP, I feel wiser already, and its all thanks to the selfless efforts of people like you
Jayden Clark
Salty loser detected.
Andrew Moore
I played this through again about two years ago with my girlfriend at the time and we had Tanooki suits and Frog suits out the ying yang. Bit of an exaggeration but they weren't as scarce as OP seems to be bitching about.
