NINTENDO CRASHING AND BURNING

It turns out that Pokemon Go isn't making Nintendo any money, and now they're crashing and burning. Can anything save Nintendo? Console gimmicks don't work anymore and now they can't even monetize mobile games.

Didn't they just post a profit following their 'worst year ever' in 2015?

Nintendo's doing fine.

Oh, and you may as well also say that Nintendo doesn't make money off of Sun and Moon either, since that's a Pokemon company owned game.

OH WAIT.

Why do you give a shit?

If Nintendo wanted to make a bit more money off the game, they should have added ads after a Pokémon capture. Not video ads, just pictures.

Are you a shareholder in Nintendo, The Pokémon Company, or Niantic?

No? Then why do you give a shit about company stocks?

Whoooo cares?
Nintendo is shit
Their games are shit
They haven't been relevant since the god damn gamecube
Nintendo is dead and the only reason they won't close up shop is because that would mean admitting that they were wrong and since everyone there who makes decisions is an old japanese man they would literally rather kill themselves than do so.

>Nintendo stock doubles
>EVERYONE BTFO NINTENDO IS KING
>Nintendo stocks start to normalize
>PSHH WHOOOOOOOOOO CARES?!

>Their games are shit
Bad, misinformed taste

Because that shit directly affects the support of their consoles and the quality of their games since Nintendo is also a massive 1st party content producer for their own consoles.
It doesn't matter much for Sony because they make fuck all and play multiplats the best.

Nintendo quality peaked with Gamecube

>nintentoddler accuses others of having bad taste
Fuck off.

Nintendo can do no wrong.

It's okay when Nintendo does it.

They have to come up with new IPs
I am really curious on what they can think of now because most of their recent releases or shown releases besides botw sucked major dick

I haven't liked the majority of their game releases since the N64 days. I've never changed my tune about them.

That was their lowest generation quality wise. KYS hipster shit eater.

what systems do you own?

BOTW looked like trash though.

it's almost like profits and stock rise and fall or something. We're all truly baffled

PC. why are you asking?

>Nintendo is dead and the only reason they won't close up shop is because that would mean admitting that they were wrong and since everyone there who makes decisions is an old japanese man they would literally rather kill themselves than do so.


Holy
Fuck

Has a more hilariously truthful post even been posted on Sup Forums before??

I'm just wondering how you played nintendo games without actually having any of the consoles

Anyone with any amount of sense knew that Go wouldn't do anything more than provide a quick boost for a short period of time then go back to their normal prices.

Everytime. Fucking everytime with everything possible. It's hilarious.

Well in the past I had a n64 and Wii. I'm glad I skipped the WiiU. I also have a 3DS, but honestly I forgot I even owned one, as I hardly use it.

but boy you gotta admit someone is making some bank right now

go back to miiverse cody

The real value wasn't the stock rise anyway, it was Pokemon reclaiming a ton of mindshare with normies.

Sun and Moon sales are where Nintendo is gonna make their real money from Go.

What the fuck is this thread

Stocks rise and fall, what's the Hoo-ha about?

And are people falling for the fake Cody? Really?

Fucking hell 25% over just a weekend.

Hopefully they'll keep freefalling below what it was before Pokemon Go, that will teach those nintendo fanboys a lesson.

>Netflix stock over the past week droped from $110 to $85

GUESS THAT MEANS NETFLIX IS CRASHING AND BURNING TOO

fuck off please and thanks.

Not going to be anywhere near the sales count as their earlier games thanks to how easy it is to pirate on the 3ds now.

NX is going to be their last console and it will also be a massive failure. Then they'll be reduced to a flavor of the week producer for smartphones.

That's more or less impossible

If so I will buy stock

It was already overvalued before Pokemon Go, you're just going to lose money if you buy it.

Lol

>normies
>pirate
>NINTENDOOMED!!

Aren't they only getting like 10% from Pokemon Go or something? This makes sense if that's the case.

I'll wait for the NX reveal then

fug im gonna sell now

You're like 3 days late.

stocks != profits

Sup Forums is actually a Nintendo cult

There was this one time people here sent cards to treehouse that basically said "thanks for marketing to us"

not him, but even the dumbest things can make the stocks lower their value

>wooo, Pokemon GO is way too popular. This only can mean that Nintendo is printing money like no tomorrow, right?
>what do you mean they only get the 10%?

Buy on rumors then dump just before it gets announced.
Works every time for Apple and Nintendo. 15% profit every time.

How many Nintendo shitposts do you see day by day?

holy shit, nintendo won't survive this.

Nintendo owns part of Pokemon too though

So, not just 10%

That wasn't the point, Sherlock

It's actually quite amazing what they survived through. The Great Depression, world war and all that

most people browsing Sup Forums rn will die before nintendo

>implying every idiot posting "sonyggers BTFO" a week ago are the same

These threads are purely made for shitposting and triggering console wars.

not unless they sell those games on iPhone

...

Are you retarded?

>GUESS THAT MEANS NETFLIX IS CRASHING AND BURNING TOO

it is

>normalize

Yes, normalize, as in return to normal. Not get worse. Not bomb. Just return to normal.

Shut Up Hulu.

>Sup Forums is parroting "Nintendo is doomed" yet again just by looking at a graph that nobody knows how to interpret

Economic cycles, read about them. The Pokemon Go fad is slowly dying off, people are investing in other interesting stuff. The sky is blue and you're mom is a slut.

>mfw retards come to shitpost threads and not shitposting
fuck off, faggots

Jesus Christ, shut up

sonyggers were just waiting for this weren't they?

Not really. This was clearly going to happen.

yeah and if you weren't retarded you would have predicted this and not acted like idiots when it doubled

Also just wait, this is a bubble burst and I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of people sold and the stock plummeted

This. Those who haven't sold, sell now

>STOP IT NINTENDO IS DOING FINE


Sony is in terrible shape too

I know I was, it was fun to watch it keep going up, knowing the crash wasn't far off

>pokemon go is already dead

i feel sorry for normies

>They have to come up with new IPs
They make lots of new IPs all of the time.

People just either ignore them or go "that doesn't count because i said so" when that's pointed out.

Microsoft is worth $290 billion, WHY ISN'T THE XBONE NUMBER ONE?!

Your logic is flawed

>Stocks rise and fall, what's the Hoo-ha about?
People who don't know how stocks work looking at a graph and making assumptions based on their internal narrative.

>They make lots of new IPs all of the time.
>People just either ignore them or go "that doesn't count because i said so" when that's pointed out.
That isn't how it works. Splatoon counts because it was a successful new IP. Shit new IPs that are filler garbage like CAPTAIN TOAD'S TREASURE TRACKER or PROJECT CODENAME STEEMSTEEM dont

Called it so hard. Been saying they had nothing to do with this games success and that Nintendo has no idea why people like Pokemon Go, and when it's there turn up to bat when they released their mobile games it's going to be mediocre. Them not profiting from the game is the start of things to come.

I can't believe that Sup Forums said this game was going to last for months.
It died in less than 2 weeks, how fucking sad. It was the same with Miitomo, and now Go.

See? "it doesn't count because I said so".

You ask for new IPs, you get handed lots of them, and say they don't count for arbitrary reasons, usually because they usually aren't huge hits like Splatoon.

a stock doubling means the company did something right, they got attention

a stock returning to normal just means nobody fucked up

that kind of momentum in a >20 year old company is never maintained

learn stocks

Captain toad is good.codename stream is passable. What is your point?

When people ask for new IPs they mean new IPs in the vein of Zelda, Mario, Kirby, etc. IPs with broad appeal that can be successful. They aren't asking for throwaway games no one wants to play.

>That isn't how it works.
That IS how it works, very few new IPs survive enough to become succesful

>less than two weeks since the game's release
>"THE ENORMOUS STOCK LEAP IS DECREASING, THE GAME MUST BE DEAD"

It's a fucking new ip. You need some time before it can even catch on. It's hard to get off right off the bat

This

It's like the same idiots who always talk about an impending stock market crash to sell you some worthless silver coins everytime the markets lose 100 points on their index. Also Pokemon company is still making a shitton of cash from royalties.

ITT: retards have no idea how stocks work

good god Sup Forums

>captain toad is good

it's a puzzle game for babies. there's nothing good about it

You cledarly dont understand how quick fads die and not this is not comparable to pokemania back in the 90's where business ventures expanded into several industries.

This is a flavour of the week smartphone app, the stocks will continue to fall back to their original value. It was a fad, a cheap, quick fad.

but that's not my logic

Microsoft can afford to have an unprofitable gaming division, Nintendo cannot

It's not fair. Nintendo deserves better. Why do the good guys always get the short end of the stick?

Investors literally know jack shit about games.

Everyone knows Nintendo doesn't own Pokemon. They were never getting the money directly.

They wanted Pokemon Go to sell the other games. THEIR hardware.

As can Sony, but you said they were "in trouble"

>mfw Microsoft paid $2b+ for Minecraft, more than all XBox console and game profits combined.

>losing a quarter of value in a weekend is normal
sure

I love mobile games

It's normalizing after the opening of Pokemon Go, calm down user

videogames is one of the only profitable divisions left in Sony

>it's a Sup Forums talks about stocks thread

God, just imagine if they got all these people to pay just $1 for this crap

That would be 10 million in profits

>Crashing and burning
>still 60% up from where they were a month ago
Really makes you think...

>profits
$10M in revenue, not profits.

Remember folks, Nintendo is doomed and has been since 1982

I'd say they're more returning to normal levels after people went full retard over Pokemon Go without knowing the details.

Explain to me why Nintendo had 6 hit new IPs on NES alone

Apparently even their image sensors division makes more money than gaming, and financial services makes over double that of playstation, so no