The last achievement/trophy you unlocked now describes your sex life. Post results

The last achievement/trophy you unlocked now describes your sex life. Post results.

>Ragin' Cajun

describes it perfectly.

>Virtuoso

Missionary man from civ 5

>Bump and Grind
kek

>merchant of disorder
Uhhhhh?
So what, I spend a lot of money on prostitutes or something?

Ceaseless Effort from SFV

>Transhumanist

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Higher and higher

Meh

Priceless. Street fighter 5

>Wanted Man
Oh I beg to differ.

Phantom Pain

>Hero

Not bad, I'm okay with that.

>This is My Rifle, This is My Gun

exceptionally minimal would be a better way to put it, but I guess that works.

Sugar Daddy

>Vertically Unchallenged
I like...suspension?

>IV
Thanks The Swapper.

The Lost Battalion
spec ops the line

>Scout of the Morannon
I got nothing.
Fucking PSNprofiles why wont you detect my Dishonored plat I know I synced that shit

>woah there!

>this is my rifle, this is my gun
;_;

>Notable Exposition

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>Topped Off

WE

>You're Gonna Be Okay Son

Uhhhhhhhh

oh

>Balls
Deus Ex HR

>See Me, Stab Me, Heal Me

BDSM shit right there.

I have none

>Sultan of Titles
I think this is good? Maybe? Assuming the titles I've collected are good ones? Like "Space Cowboy" or "Gangster of Love."

Juicin' up
I was trying to look for euphenisms, and the results in urban dictionary are so weird I cannot even say if this is good or bad.

Certificate of Completion (Hanzo)

I'm okay with this.

>IV
>The Swapper
LOL

Scarily accurate.

>Just like mum used to make!

Wut, it was a starbound cooking one.
Winrar?

Payday2
>>Keep the Party Going

So I'm going to kidnap a DJ into a 5some?

more like gay love

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Get Out Of My Room! from Shovel Knight
yeah, guess it fits.

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Well then

>Defeat The Horn of Madness
heh

Kinda hot.

>A Ride Denied

>Basileus
EU4

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>in too deep v

Kek.

>Pick Pocket, Thieves Guild
meh

>Immortal Savior

Best one by far.

>the few. The elite

What does it mean

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fuck

Rode Hard, Put Away Wet

"A Terrifying Figure Emerged From The Darkness..."

what does it mean, Sup Forums?

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pic

>To Link the First Flame

what does it mean?

you lose your virginity, but you get gonorrhea, it burns when you pee.

>hunt the truth
meh

second to last:
>the hare
Fug

k.

>prolific hacker

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I've got all 113 from AK, wasn't even difficult. City had harder cheevos.

Am I a whore now?

>Astronomically Low Odds

Man fuck you FTL

roasted desu

>Don't Look Back

Probably sound advice really.

Yharnam, Pthumerian Queen

N-Not true....

>Up Close and Personal

meh... seems extremely unlikely

saw this game on my gaming facebook group earlier. this post gave me many a lulz kind sir.

Uh, alright?

>Redeemed

i 100% red dead redemption so i 100% the pussy.

;__;

>Ms. Eltnum, tear down this wall!

So what, girls break down walls just to get to me?

Eh. I mean, okay.

Surprise buttsex is in your future

Pretty accurate

Finally

My last trophy is MASTER OF THE MOJAVE for Fallout: New Vegas on the Playstation 3. This doesn't describe anything about my sex life really, stupid thread.

>You have to eat all the eggs

Witcher 3- Rad Steez, Bro
i don't know, i'm a chad snowboarder now i guess? does that mean i pull 10s now on the reg?

>They're ACTION Figures!

M&B: Bring out your dead

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Accurate I guess.

>Easy Like Sunday Morning.

>tfw impure

Factory Zero

Not bad

T-thanks?