So Sup Forums are you getting it? Only 2 days away

So Sup Forums are you getting it? Only 2 days away.

No looks like shit.

>early access
nah

I was pretty interested by the concept until they showed the gameplay as a randomly generated survival generic shitshow

such a waste of a concept

No I stopped being 14 four years ago.

It has potential but the biggest drawback is the idea of "randomly generated levels" bit.

Yes, in THEORY that should add variety and replay ability to the game but they're only so many environments, enemies and objects in the game before it all blurs into each other which wouldn't even be a problem if they just straight up made a scripted environment and missions. That said it's already been confirmed that certain parts and story sequences of the game will be scripted and each level will bring some more variety on what is randomly generated.

>the drug is called joy

alright sure

Reminder that this game is from the developers of CONTRAST

Beware of the electric jew and his lies.

Go shill your pretentious indieshit elsewhere, nu-male

No

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To the games credit (or more accurately, both games discredit) Joy is such an obvious low effort name for a drug.

It's basically on synonym away from "Ecstasy".

It looks decent. Worth a Pirate.

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How someone saying that is not interested on a "survival-tipe" game is Sup Forums?

Shut the fuck up I've been here since 2001 and absolutely will not take shit from a newfag that came straight from Sup Forums like you. Die you pile of inhuman fecal matter you're a blight on both Sup Forums and the entire planet earth, no scratch that you're a blight on all of humanity and leaving you alive any longer will lead us to our inevitable downfall.

Epic shitposting Sup Forums friend, replying to all those posts like a big boy goy. Please consider killing yourself.
Your post is so embarassing, I won't even give you the luxury of a free (You).

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Why in SWEET FUCK are you remotely personally offended by a mere throwaway hypothetical situation I proposed? Or are you this fucking arseblasted because I said I found it more enjoyable to play a console game on my computer?
What exactly is your malfunction here?

What the fuck is wrong with you people? How on earth have a bunch of you managed to take an innocent passing comment and completely spin it into a massive strawman and get personally over it. Just how fucking insecure are you people? Jesus, get a fucking grip.

Did I give you permission to respond to me? That's right I didn't so shut the hell up and accept that you're a fucking newfag little bitch who needs to back the fuck off.

This picture makes me want to explode on the inside from how I feel.

On one hand intense sexual desire and on the other hand longing and sadness because the effectiveness of the design brings me to tears.

This woman is cute and pretty but she is also frustratingly sexual.

The form of her body is sublime coupled with the reflectivity of the material she's wearing adding hard outlines to her forms.

What must I do with all of this energy?

Learn to draw to pay homage to the respects of this brilliant design?

My life is a mess right now.

I have a dream job, but I am procrastinating because I am distracted by the cute and beautiful delight of women like this.

I am obsessed with studying the skeleton and learning to draw the body, but I must also focus on my priorities.

I just don't know what to do, the feeling I experience when seeing this woman is so overpowering, it's paralyzing and I don't know know what to do.

Good thread OP

You're trying too hard

Its not my fault shitposters decided to fuck it up.

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

The only one "trying too hard" will be you begging for your life once I pull out my deagle.

Why can't we just be friends, user?

What in the name of god didst thou claim of me, thou miserable wretch? I must inform thee that I am a knight of unsurpassed valor. And I have many a time participated in raids against the viking rebels, and have assuredly slain thirtyscore of them. I have trained in the art of simian warfare and none can challenge my skills of archery. Thou art nought in my eyes but another target. I shall exterminate thee with such accuracy that has never before been seen upon this mortal plane, hear me now. Didst thou truly believe thou couldst slander me so upon the tapestry? Reconsider your position, fool. As I write this I am in the process of contacting my network of assassins across the land of England, and they are tracking your movements at this instant. So thou would be wise to prepare thyself for the coming storm. The storm that destroys the unfortunate object you refer to as your life. Thou art assuredly deceased, knave. I can appear at any time, and can end thy life in seventyscore ways, and that be only when using my bare hands. But I am not solely skilled in fisticuffs I also possess access to the entirety of Duke William's armory, and will make full use of it when banishing your body from the entirety of the earth thou scoundrel. Perhaps hadst thou known what apocalyptic vengeance thy "clever" jests were to bring upon thee, thou wouldst have held they tongue. But thou couldst not, nor did not, and now thou art paying due price for your actions, fool. I shall defecate fury upon thee, and thou shall flounder within it. Thou art truly smote, knave.