How does Samus make you feel, user?

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Warm and fuzzy :^)

And now for 300+ posts about how Samus would be good as a maid when she could snap you in half.

Tingly, because whenever I see that booty, I'm reminded of those comics where she keeps shitting herself.

Then I imagine I'm chained to the bed since she wants to dominate me, then facesits me and rides me for a while. Until she gets PTSD flashbacks, at which point I can hear the sudden crackle like that of a wet paper back, and can feel the warm mush bubble out across my face inside the fabric of her skintight suit, and can smell the eggy, rotting, sewage stench overwhelm me all at once as I cum.

just another video game whore at this point tbqh. used to be cool though.

I will never understand scatfags

I wanna eat her pussy through the suit. I wanna suck and slurp until I can feel her clit poking through with my tongue.

she makes me feel good

Like to see her snap my fatass in half.

Metroid fans are a joke these days and disgrace the character of Samus, compared to how she was viewed back in the day.

They don't deserve a new game, I'm glad the series is dead.

Me too~

>I'm glad the series is dead.
a spinoff getting a spinoff means a series is dead?

Don't lose hope. Smashfags just poison Metroid, Fire Emblem, Kid Icarus, any series it has.

triggered

Homosexual.

Funny in my no-no's

Isn't your fucking ass supposed to be in /trash/?

MODs can you do your jobs for once and either ban this mother fucker or send him back to /trash/?

Yo faggot, talk to the Smash faggots making these retarded threads. No one likes them and they like to sneak into threads trolling them. They need to be forced to stay in /trash/.

Wat the fug

I WANT SAMUS TO FARTY ON MY FAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

She sucks.
Why is she more popular than Rosalina?

Pretty horny. I really wanna have sex with her.

> Metroid fans are a joke these days and disgrace the character of Samus
> Metroid fans are a joke
> Metroid fans
Where? Cuz they aren't in this thread, these are Smashfags.

I've never played smash.

You're being fucking retarded mate.

>I've never played smash.
Neither have you played Metroid.
Unless you played Zero Mission first, newfag.
>You're being fucking retarded mate.
>Unnecessary defending bitching.
Yeah, definitely newfag.

You did it, you somehow managed to be more autistic than anons posting about how Samus would be good as a maid.

>Neither have you played metroid.
Finished every 2d entry except 2, every 3d entry except other M.
>Unnecessary defending bitching.
>implying that's not a staple of Sup Forums

You reek of fucking new.

Does browsing threads like this ever make you feel sad and lonely?

Judging by the hair, I'm pretty sure that's actually the crusader chick from Konosuba.

I wanna play samus's game!

I WANT TO DATE SAMUS

Awestruck.

She's a bombshell beauty that goes around busting heads and ends up saving the galaxy in one way or another. She is someone that people in her universe are going to talk about for ages long after she's passed because of all the deeds and feats she has performed.

I feel sad and lonely because all my opinions, including myself, has a lot of people against it.

Fuck, I wish I was a faggot with typical likes. Wouldnt' feel so bad

Explain your reasoning.

like she could have been a big woman on videogames.
Like tomb raider or "the boss" from mgs3
but instead she was made for hentai once she got the zero suit

Samus's butt,thighs,and breasts are too large

Yeah, kinda. I'd like to land a girl that looks like Samus. On the plus side, I recently started going to the gym and there's plenty of female athletic bodies to keep me motivated. Instead of sitting around and mirin' her figure, the least I can do is get in better shape and get someone like her to start mirin' me.

Samus

is

CUTE

>samus will never sit on your chest and piss her diaper

I DON'T THINK I CAN CARRY ON

CARRY ON THIS COLD AND EMPTY LIFE

I want to bully Samus.

>I-if she was real she'd kick your ass, d-dont talk bad about her

Yet you post Zero Suit images. Fuck off to /trash/ Smash/Newfag.

I've gotten fit, but it doesn't fix the fact that i'm ugly, awkward, and unlikable.

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

TWO LEFT HANDS

BUSTIN

Has zero suit only been in smash?

Thought not, retard.

>how she was viewed back in the day
as a cool robot guy that doesn't afraid of anything? or as timmy's first naked vidya waifu? there was no in-between

Push through the suffering; you'll be stronger for it. Samus wouldn't give up.

Oh. I didn't mean to white knight, it's just silly seeing an in depth discussion about how they would "break" Samus.

Samus makes me feel like I could talk on a full-scale invasion, because she's a fucking super tank.

>HURR STAHP POSTAN SMASH ON DA VIDYA BOARD!!11!!!! NAO XCUZE MII WILE I WANK OFF TO PICSHURES OF CENTAUR CHUN, PL0XLI!!!!111!!!!

kys

She has two left hands

It was both for me.

No it made it's debut in the weakest 2D game and then appeared all in Metroid Gaiden.

Fuck off to /trash/ Smashfag.

Yo MODs you already got rid of that other Zero Suit thread, don't you think it's time to delete this one as well?

Samus takes the same damage in or out of her suit, so her armor is really as useful as paper mache.

Not an argument, you hypocritical NIGGERFAGGOT.

But that's wrong, tho

>hypocritical
Says the Smashfaggot, did I hit a nerve bitch?

You're being retarded.

Fuck off, newfag.

>newfag
>started with the original Metroid
Keep trying triggered Smashfaggot.

How the fucking fuck am I a fucking hypocrite, you fucking fucktard?

>TROLOLOLOL U LE MAD XDDD

Get off my board, redditron, before me and my fellow oldfags from anonymous get your bitch ass.

Smashfaggot triggered, mission accomplished.

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>WEWUZ MEERLY PRETENDING 2B RETURDED N SHEEEEEIT XD

t. alfonso balboa

I want her to bully me

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Why?

In the realm of fantasy anything is possible. If people only stuck to what was plausible you'd have a ton less generic lesbian porn of two female characters from vidya, anime, whatever.

She might not break, but the process in of itself in attempting to is attractive for some people because of the inherent challenge. Samus and characters like her wouldn't be as appealing otherwise.

Even breaking can have its limitations depending on the person, personally I find the idea of a broken Samus who suddenly enjoys being a maid to be kind of boring because it finishes things and leaves no more fun to be had.

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why are fingers coming out of her tits

Same