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Heh

>loss in the tree

>People praising a game thats literally been out for 4 years under a different name

Real tired of this shit now

I don't think I'm seeing it for once

Fuck off Bartlebee

>That ass is mine, bitch.

>being this dumb
it's less about the game and more about everyone going outside and talking about pokemon.

wanna know what whatever game you're talking about didn't have?

1) pokemon
2) a billion trillion players roaming every park, mall, bridge, district, etc

the context surrounding the game matters.

>he quit porn to work on some shitty game

Is it because it makes you talk to people? Is it because you have to leave the house? Is it because it's popular? this is my bet, Sup Forums is the biggest bunch of fucking hipsters

maybe he just doesnt like pokemon faggot

So doesn't it only just prove that people are braindead retards that fall for branding tactics time and time again? There is barley any fucking gameplay to the game and you can see everything it has to offer mechanics wise in about an hour. It has the miitomo problem where it just falls off after a few hours.

I've literally talked to no one playing this game and I live in LONDON. I just dont think the game is very good.

Shut up, bitch

whatever you say ;^)

>tfw pokemon fever is back

ign.com/articles/2016/07/22/pokemon-go-boosts-interest-in-trading-cards

nintendo-insider.com/2016/07/pokemon-go-drives-3ds-software-and-merchandise-sales-in-uk/

gamerant.com/pokemon-go-gamestop-sales/

inc.com/walter-chen/pok-mon-go-is-driving-insane-amounts-of-sales-at-small-local-businesses-here-s-h.html

Please tell me you're joking or that it's at least a porn game.

Nope check his tumblr

His other tumblr got taken down and by that I mean the one we're he advertised his porn

Plus he's deleting all of his early posts like his porn

I must have the one that was taken down. Link?

heh

ohfuck

it's not pokemon fever, the normies all playing go are just jumping on the latest popular bandwagon because it's available to any dipshit with a phone. I guarantee not even half of the people playing go will even touch sun/moon when they release.

I have a date with a qt who lives in my building tomorrow because we were both walking around the park nearby looking for Pokemon and wound up talking.

If even a quarter of them buy Sun/Moon it would be a ridiculously huge boost to sales. Everyone and their grandma is playing Pokemon Go at the moment.

You misunderstand the concept of pokemon fever it's attributed to pokemon as a whole
Pokémon merchant sales have gone up
Pokémon movie rights have been sold and are in the works
People are dressing up as Pikachu
People are having out with oneveryone another to play pokemon together
Big name celebs are playing the game
It's pokemon fever again as it was in 98 only with social media
Same damn thing.

>people on Sup Forums are unironically playing pokemon go
>the same board that mocked the concept of phone games

We'll see. After OR/AS, I'm not holding out much hope for gamefreak.
>Pokémon merchant sales have gone up
Great.
>Pokémon movie rights have been sold and are in the works
There have been pokemon movies in the past, you know.
>People are dressing up as Pikachu
I wonder how many of them know what the difference between IVs and EVs are.
>People are having out with oneveryone another to play pokemon together
They're not playing pokemon, they're playing a watered down mobile version designed to be playable by literal idiots, hence the mobile part. They would probably get bored to tears by any other pokemon game.
>Big name celebs are playing the game
Congrats?
>It's pokemon fever again as it was in 98
Difference being, people were playing actual pokemon. A very buggy, hilarious version of pokemon, but it was pokemon nonetheless.

Drill Dozer and Harmo Knight were the last two games that gave me hope for Game freak but then it's always back to Pokemon.

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Wait is this a LOL thread or a Pokémon thread?

That did NOT go the way I was expecting.

seriously, no shit. maybe it's because we're so deviant

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I hear trap and I can't fucking think of anything else.

I do not understand

Marriage is a trap.

nigga why they all white spys dafuq is this black one? why would they kill each other if they on same team

short haired cannibals in PoE sure are top cute

So I'm not the only one thinking the trap was the chick was hiding a penis all along.

nope

yes, "it wasnt what you were expecting" was the joke

what comic is this?

my reverse engine of choice is pretty shite and doesn't know.

chimneyspeak is the creator
he made some mediocre porn but it was stylized so it's alright

>implying it matters at all if these people know anything about the trend they blindly follow
>implying these people aren't going to be giving nintendo a shitload of money from this and later from breath of the wild with its open world crafting gimmicks
>implying nintendo hasn't been so fucked by trying to do what they want that they have completely given up at that and are now going to be pandering to the max just to turn a profit
With 'nerd culture' being the new hip thing, nintendo has decided to be smart about things and sell their soul rather than die.
People will get the new pokemon game if only to post about it on facebook like it makes them special and 'geeky', people will do the same for the new LoZ, and nintendo will get a little boom from shitty pop culture trends.
So it is 'pokemon fever' as that other guy put, but it's fueled by trends, everybody and their mother who got pokememe go, and retards who think playing games makes them interesting.
The only way I can see this getting worse is if there was a spike in furries getting to pokemon, which is practically guaranteed at this point.

>flareon still has no moves

you mean jack cayless? I thought I recognized the style...

but still, what comic is this? this isn't chimeyspeak...

I really see how can certain people say that's a bad thing, something finally gave many neckbeards a reason to walk outside from time to time instead of sitting all day waiting for the legs on their veins to go shit and eventually give them an heart attavk because the blood the coagulated.

>people are braindead retards that fall for branding tactics
>im smarter and better than everyone because i know

fuck you're stupid, who the hell cares if a company that makes people money is making people money.
People like to enjoy themselves in the short pointless lives, that's what the entertainment industry is. No one is so stupid not to realise that except for the people that rebel against it. You're just showing that you don't think too long or that you simply don't care as much as you express you do.

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I always hated tamagotchi

You sure convinced me with that hot opinion, you're so fucking angry.

No, never reply

>Short pointless life
Yeah see? Braindead retard

>xenoblade chronicles x
>wonderful 101
>bayonetta 2
>mh3u, 4u, and generations
>fire emblem
>bravely default

nintendo just got done rolling out a few years' worth of gamers' games on wiiu and 3ds nobody fucking bought 'em.

if they need to poop out 1 or 2 mobile games once in a while that make them insane bank to stay afloat there's nothing really wrong with that.

I am angry, the shittest people are the ones that claim to be evolved but then shut out the opportunity to do so.

What are you trying to say? I don't get it.

especially with NX on the horizon and launch title looking like a very ambitious take on Zelda

>that its at least a porn game
maybe, from what i've seen. pic related.

>lets turn the lol thread into a bitchfest about pokemon go
can you not?

It starts with one, but soon they will see how profitable these actions are. What reason would a business have to refuse money? The fact of those games flopping is proof in and of itself that they can't do things their way, and pandering to the general populace works well.

does anyone know if permanent bans from gps spoofing will be in the future for people with soft bans right now

>Faglord is wearing a BW workshirt

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>unless your off saving the day
>your
this artist literally is shit, cant even draw arms.

I lost a chance with this qt because I don't play Go. I was getting my haircut and the girl was around my age and she started talking to me about Go. Of course since I don't play it, that conversation came to a screeching halt. Just the thought of what could've happened if I played it pisses me off

Do you think you could link me to his tumblr page? I'm genuinely curious as to what kind of game this could be.

It's problem isn't moves anymore. It's his absolutely shit stat distribution

i understand your concern, things could certainly go that route but
i dont think the mobile games they've made so far have demanded a lot of them to the point they would need to devote their time and resources to them exclusively

Bayo sold okay, MH isn't a Nintendo franchise, Fire Emblem sold gangbusters, Bravely Default isn't a Nintendo game

Unf here's hoping.

How is PoE these days?
I quit playing way back when the palace with the golden statues were the newest thing

nigga, the black one double crossed him, the one on the bed is dying and is trying to save his bro

I'm surprised nobody has made a loss edit where ethan just plays pokemon go all the time and find a yamask near the girl

I think he quit cause of some tax on literal porn comics.

sure thing f@m
jackcayless.tumblr.com/

Thanks, my fellow white supremacist.

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It's funny because Remember Me bombed.
You could see the article headlines before the game even came out.
>Remember Me: a Forgettable Experience

Dude what, that's ages ago.

At this point it is a complete new game. It is much faster now and batshit insane.

Download, install and get an item filter. Have fun

She IS sexualized though.
The camera is jammed up her ass the whole game and her walk cycle looks like a she's on a catwalk.

>Expecting Tom fucking Preston to have two brain cells to rub together

Nah man she's not sexualized unless she has huge tits and ass. Doesn't matter that she's aesthetically perfect in every way.

Wasn't a skeleton holding her breasts up like that?

Yep.

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Actually the difference isn't the sexualization really. One is a new IP by a studio that doesn't have anything before. And the other has an install base of fans that will buy the game regardless of what it is, because of the dev.

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Really the idea of a non-sexualized female character is a fallacy, and they're probably fully aware of that.

If you're heterosexual you're going to be attracted to most women, unless they're physically repulsive or have some deformity. Videogames (and movies) often portray an idealized version of both men and women because it's fantasy. Even in cases where the body type is more "average" like for example Mirror's Edge the woman has to be athletic to accomplish the feats in the game which in itself is an attractive body type.

So in order to have a non-sexualized woman in a game she would have to be either a Muslim or physically repulsive.

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THICC

I don't understand how you can fuck up arms so often you hide them behind the characters bodies 100% of the time.
Hands sure but fucking ARMS?

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>log in
>check shop
>it's still p2w
>begin uninstalling

>I wonder how many of them know what the difference between IVs and EVs are.
Normal people aren't autist and IVS are a stupid mechanic anyways.

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Sweet bro and hella jeff remains the greatest webcomic of all time.

Why she ain't got no arms.

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