Calling it now, Death Stranding is gonna flop out the ass and be beyond moronic...

Calling it now, Death Stranding is gonna flop out the ass and be beyond moronic. Not even video game reviewers will be retarded enough to call it a good 'game'. It's going to be both a commercial and critical flop. It's also going to be entirely a cinematic experience with absolute minimal interactivity.

Konami were right to fire this guy. He's an idiot and they couldn't allow him to keep blowing resources on bullshit. They tried to reign him in but they couldn't.

Too bad about Silent Hills tho.

It'll do go just because it has kojimas name on it

nah. its gonna be a turd m8, guaranteed, and everybody's going to laugh at it

Ok

buttsex?

Ok.

Why is it gonna be so bad?

just look at it.

you fucking pretentious retard.

holy shit because of the amount of idiots like you that exist people might actually call it a masterpiece. you have me worried now. i bet you think nolan's batman trilogy is fantastic dont you retard?

sort of agree with this except in the commercial part too many dumbfucks polishing his one inch dick even when he hasn't produced anything decent in more than a decade.

There it is. Thread over, the OP was an edge lord hipster all along.

You dont like popular things. You like tl have counter culture opinions.

I bet you smoke mouth fedoras too fag. Get off the internet.

This, sadly. Reviews will be constant praise, sales will be multi-million, and Keighley will make sure it wins GOTY.

>nolanbabby btfo
cry more you retarded shitter. these kinda shitty pretentious movies (that includes death stranding, which is pretty much gonna be a movie) are basically made for dumbasses so that they can pat themselves on the back for believing that theyre smart when theyre actually fucking retarded and pretentious beyond all fuck. kys

>Barely anything is known about the game
>"IT'S GOING TO BE SHIT BECAUSE I SAID SO!"
Oh user.

Just like ZOE, right?

No, without the Metal Gear branding, the public won't respond nearly as well.I do expect game journos to shill the game because of their bias towards Sony, but I don't think that will necessarily translate to actual sales.

>all the pretentious kojima dumbass drones crawling out of the woodwork
lel

conman

That guy wasn't me. I don't like those movies but I also fail to see how batman is relevant. I'm just wondering why you think it's gonna be so bad, when there's been no gameplay revealed. There's been no hints as to what the gameplay will be like either.

It looks pretentious and utterly retarded. Kojima thinks he's fucking Terrence Malick. If you think it's going to be a gameplay based game you're beyond moronic; there's hardly going to be any actual 'gameplay'. This is going to be the most pretentious cinematic experience ever created in the history of video games, mark my words.

You're telling me Nolan's Batmans were shit? Un-ironicly?
Whats your opinion on Inception?

How many real life friends do you have? And how often do you see them?

>You're telling me Nolan's Batmans were shit? Un-ironicly?
Batman Begins wasn't bad (but still a pretentious asspull). The only good thing in TDK was the joker, take that out and you're left entirely with a steaming pile of shit. TDKR was an abomination.

>Whats your opinion on Inception?
lol it's a fucking turd.

>How many real life friends do you have?
Far more than you could ever hope to have. My cock is much bigger than yours too btw.

How many raids on alqaeeda?

HAHAHAHA KOJIMADRONES ON SUICIDE WATCH

Kojima hasn't made anything I like in over 10 years.

I can tell that you think it's going to be basically a movie. I don't know why you think that.

Somebody post the pic of young Kojima saying he wanted to be in the movie industry.

>I dont know why you think a Kojima 'game' is going to be a movie
LEL. have you not seen the fucking trailer? do you REALLY think that shit is not going to be a le epic cinematic experience? And Kojima has pretty much never wanted to make games you nu Sup Forums dumbass.

those bitches are fucking gross too kys

I'm almost positive that Kojima realizes he didn't end up in the movie industry. He seems pretty focused on the "play" aspect of games. Hence the whole ludens thing.

It was a cryptic trailer that really revealed nothing but Norman Reedus ass.

yep. and thats what the 'game' is gonna be m8. it will be a walking simulator between cinematics where you do some fucking idiotic shit so that kojima can believe that he's terrence mallick when in fact he's a fucking hack that can't write for shit and hates the industry he works in

Why do you keep going on these little rants about what Kojima thinks and feels like with little to no evidence? This is the first game being released by a new studio and all you know is the name of it and the fact that Norman Reedus is upset about an invisible baby. It's all to pull you in. It could be a hack and slash for all anyone knows. Why do you hate Kojima and love Terrence Mallick so much?

>It could be a hack and slash for all anyone knows
lmao. ok nu Sup Forums.

Shut up DSP

Am I wrong? Should I be calling you a stupid nigger? Because you are one.

lmao keep crying nu Sup Forums

nu Sup Forums - The Discussion of Video Games

tru Sup Forums - The Discussion of why Sup Forums thinks I should hate Video Games

lmao keep crying nu Sup Forums

Terrence Malick is a cunt

lmao keep crying nu Sup Forums

You're a cunt too, and you're mindless.

>stupid nigger

lmao keep crying nu Sup Forums

Somebody get this hothead outta here.

Being this much of a faggot

Bro, i wasnt attacking you for batman, i was attacking you for hating things simply because theyre popular.

You hate kojima because he gets a lot of praise
You hate sony for hiring him
You hate mgsv for being successful
You hate nolan batman because theyre popular

You have counter culture opinions, no one called for this thread, no one needed this thread, but you needed to get your head patted for having such edgy opinions.

I dont even enjoy mgsv, kojima, sony or nolan batman but i can spot a moron whos just mad to be mad from a mile away.

Go back to le-ddits hugbox who will praise you for thinking edgy.

>Calling it now
Cool, we'll all remember you. I'll jot this down on my calendar so I can email you your congratulations when the day comes.

you fucking faggot

lmao
>You hate kojima because he gets a lot of praise
>You hate sony for hiring him
>You hate mgsv for being successful
>You hate nolan batman because theyre popular
all wrong. keep crying nu Sup Forums

lmao keep crying nu Sup Forums

He will ascend gaming to a new level with Death Stranding and Norman Reedus.

lmao

Explain what you really think then faggot. If you're retarded, I'll tell you.

lmao

Lmao keep crying nu-Sup Forums

I'm not from reddit but I love their memes dae behave like a pretentious twat over not liking things?

Then how am i wrong?

You literally keep saying the same shit with nothing new to say.

Im inclined to believe yoh just came here yo shitpost.

lmao

Don't worry user, it won't flop.
Kojima will run his studio into bankruptcy before it's even half done.

>Sup Forumseddit thinking anyone outside this echo chamber shares their ''opinions''
>Sup Forumseddit trying their hardest to be as contrarian as possible

Kojima is making games with the company that respects him the most and Konami is now fucking off from gaming and will probably die since gambling will be made legal in Japan, making Pachinkos obsolete.

Feels SO good.

:^)

lmao

Kojima is a cunt

>don't say anything about the game
>deflect to shitty batman movies instead for no reason at all
The level of dialogue sinks every day

>He's an idiot and they couldn't allow him to keep blowing resources on bullshit. They tried to reign him in but they couldn't.

And of course, like all claims about MGSV made by Sup Forumsirgins, the source is user's asshole.

lmao keep crying nu Sup Forums

lmao keep crying nu Sup Forums

lmao

You're pathetic, neo/v/, with your reddit obsession and your contrarian non-posts with retarded opinions.
Fucking mouthbreather
>b-b-b-but I play le intentional fallacy game I am le troll b8 :^)
Children, everyone

lmao keep crying nu Sup Forums

Tryhard newfag, you're fooling nobody
Last (you) you're getting.

I dunno. What he said makes it sound like he has a hard-on for standard western AAA fare like Uncharted, and he basically ruined TPP by catering to open world retards instead of actually finishing the game. Slapping a batshit story on decent but ultimately kinda monotonous gameplay will sell pretty well in today's market. Far better than batshit story on no gameplay, like Quantic Dream stuff.

lmao wipe your tears nu Sup Forums

The gameplay of every Metal gear has gotten better and better and MGSV was the climax. It's the story that has gotten worse. Get you shit straight OP, you humongous faggot you.

what's goin on in this thread

>some kid that got here after 2013 calling anyone new
Go to reddit.

...

lmao keep crying nu Sup Forums

lmao keep crying nu Sup Forums

nice folder u got there btw lol

You sound like your compensating for something, buddy.
Remember where you're posting, fuck head.

Shitposting retard, you convinced nobody with your hot opinions, why did you make this thread, to spam "lmao keep crying nu Sup Forums"?
Fucking reported.

Report and move on, stop replying to this thread so we can get some actual quality control on Sup Forums. Its obvious OP is a retarded shitposter. Dont play into it.

lmao keep crying nu Sup Forums

Why are newfags nowadays so obnoxious?

>the pictures are supposed to represent the person saying 'lmao keep crying nu Sup Forums'

Thanks anyway

lmao keep crying nu Sup Forums

>crop, how do I spare myself?
>oh I know, I'll tell them to stop crying!
>that'll show them!

Oh I am LMAO'ing are your life right now.
I can guarantee I've been here longer than you, fuck boy.

Ahem..

lmao keep crying nu Sup Forums

lmao keep crying nu Sup Forums

>OP got so BTFO all he can do is flood the thread
Good to know all Kojima haters are this dumb.

btfo with what? a buncha kojima kiddies in denial? lmao

I know autism gets spat around a lot, but repeating the same whiny post over and over is a huge sign of legit autism.
Maybe you should ask your mom to get looked at?

Lmao keep crying nu/v/

lmao keep crying nu Sup Forums

lmao keep crying nu Sup Forums

It's gonna be episodic like Alan Wake and you'll have to spend the sheks to get the full experience.
Screen crap this.

:^)

>kojima drones btfo and mad p good
lmao good thread nu Sup Forums gg

"lmao keep crying nu Sup Forums"

shitposting on Sup Forums? you sure? when does that happen?!

>lmao keep crying nu Sup Forums

lmao keep crying nu Sup Forums

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>complete Death Stranding
>unlock Zone of the Enders 3 demo