This stupid, welfare cheque collecting, retarded, annoying...

This stupid, welfare cheque collecting, retarded, annoying,neanderthal yo yo nigga half dollah monkey gets capped in the fucking head at the end of the game right?

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No, but you're mom does :B

Don't hate on him because he's beautiful, nigger.

Nigga don't hate me cause I'm beautiful.

You racist dumbass. Just wait until the end of the game when he comments on Native American women. It made me forgive his words and actions.

I hate him because he's a crips faggot who deserves to get thrown in the pile of bodies with the rest of the disposable gangbanging monkies.

Why do you hate him?

he's the funniest character in the game

That's an odd way to say Trevor.

no actually he is one of the few characters that carries over to the online

Lamar was a great character honestly. I honestly had more laughs listening to him on one mission compared to michael.
Trevor>Franklin>Michael

>Trevor
>le random LOOK AT MY WEENIEE NOW IMMA KILL YOU LOL xD character
I'm sure you're baiting though
Right?

The online is set 6 months before the single player

>Lamar
>le random LOOK AT ME NIGGA 50 CENT GONNA MAKE IT BIG DON;T GUN BE WELFARE ANMORE MOMM'A COHRNBREAD xD character

I'm sure you're baiting though
Right?

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Maybe if you got rid of that ole yee yee ass haircut you got, you'd get some bitches on ya dick

>Save Lamar's life
>Drive him home
>He asks me for money
>Give him money
>"Lol fug you nigga I hate your rich ass thanks for the dolla"

HATE LAMAR.

why couldn't he have been playable instead of franklin

maybe if you got some new clothes and changed up that yee yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on ya dick

niggaaa

haha! black people are funny!

I don't get the point of the entire Franklin/Lamar arc, either.

What I got was that Lamar is supposed to be Ryder. Always fucks up, and extraordinarily naïve, thinking himself of being a GTA protag, taking random ass "missions", listening to the wrong people, while not listening to your friends.

Yes him surviving 5 is truly a wonder. Guess that's the reward for not betraying Franklin like Ryder did. If you just tell him what to do and prevent him from thinking, he can be quite effective

Guys!
There is a reason why they both became friends who hang out regularly.

Franklin uses his as muscle. Nothing more.

>he thinks he's able to respond to me

Lamar doesn't try to be funny like Trevor was made to with his random bullshit.

Dude has some great lines but honestly he's the dumbest piece of shit in the whole game and would've been dead 2 hours in if it wasn't for Franklin cleaning up after his retarded shit.

>random
>implying people like that don't exist in real life.

Get out of your room and stop watching anime and you'd see that people like Trevor are not "random"

Yo mang you be savin my life and helpin crackheads who only ever give you shit hold onto dey jobs.

That aint hood, that aint street, fuckin busta, getting away from gang warfare and shit and livin in a mansion.

Yall need to come back to the hood and live like fuckin trash mang.

black lives matter.

Yeah if OP got rid of that yee yee ass hair cut maybe he can have some bitches on his dick.

I called him to hang out, and then I dropped a molotov on him and proceeded to watch him die a slow and agonizing death. Then I spun my SUV on top of his head, leaving a bloody mark all the way over to Grove Street.

Why is Lamar the best GTAV character?

big dog
big nuts

Tell me how this shit isn't random.

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But its been three years now

NIIGUUUUHHH

People like Trevor exist in real life, true enough, but most of the time you can avoid meeting them by not visiting either ghettos or trailer parks.

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Theme of gta v is loyalty and friendship vs success. Lamar is part of it.

black people are only funny when they hate black people

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No they don't. 99% of the characters in V don't exist in real life. They're all incredibly unrealistic.

>Franklin is Ice Cube
>Lamar is Dayday
>Lamar is an annoying piece of shit
>?????

so surprising

DAAAAAAAYUM

DUDE 80s LMAO
DUDE I'M RICH BUT STILL MISERABLE LMAO\
DUDE I'M A MASSIVE HYPOCRITE LMAO

That one line convinced me Lamar should have been playable and not Franklin.

money literally doesn't make you happy

He was going to be, but they decided not to. I think he was going to take Franklin's spot in the C ending. It would've been a kill Franklin mission or something like that.

LD
OI
NC
GK

>Enough money to buy a hooker every night to suck dick
>Not true happiness

yes it does

source: i got rich

>That fucking bar-atone sounding "Nigaaaaa~"
Lamar should have been one of the main characters. Franklin fucking sucked, just such a wet blanket.

wow! bitch!

>Think you could hook a brother up, you know how the grind is

Sure thing Chad

one of the best parts of the game, and I agree with your statement

Get me everytime

>replying to himself.

Ay, what's up, fool? who you callin' a nigga?

nope

not hiring

also i live in bongland

He's actually a fairly helpful mother fucker in the last mission set in the game, and is perfectly willing to help you fight off PMCs. He gets your back, all the way to the end, no questions asked. He's just about the only character that does.

>Sup Forums says they hate niggers
>Wants to play as one
Are you guys the ultimate cucks?

Lamar is kind of a dick and a retarded gangbanger but he comes through when it matters. That nigga always stays true to you no matter how much Franklin bitches at him and he is a true brother at the end when he agrees to help out the 3 guys with a damn near suicide stunt with fucking no questions asked. You can't buy that kind of loyalty, nigga.

>Sup Forums is one person

>live in a 70% black city
>any job I get is hell

Fuck this

Still crys like a bitch thou

Trevor is ok but gets too caught up in his own bullshit.
Franklin has no personality at all.
Michael is a depressed loser.

Who was worse, Lamar or Roman?

Not him but it sure looks like everyone here shares one brain.

I was trying to reference Lamar

He does, but he's a loyal mother fucker. I'd just about rather have him watching my back then any one of the three main characters.

You don't get the sort of satire that GTA goes for if you believe this. People like Trevor or Lamar are hilariously over-exaggerated stereotypes of real people.

>GTAV wasn't about Lamar turning from a retarded thug into a proper warlord
>GTAV wasn't about Franklin taking back the streets
>GTAV was about 3 white guys (one of whom disguised as a black man) who work for the government

This is exactly what poorfags tell themselves . I promise you I'm much happier than you'll ever be

s-sorry user

Just dumb comedic relief, nothing wrong with an eccentric character in GTA.

Now Michael, that character is a cringe fest

No, I get it. That person was saying people like Trevor exist in real life. They do not.

Man I'd really some GTA V expansion featuring Lamar as the main character. His missions would have to be more interesting than Michael's mid-life crisis.

yikes..... this racism is disturbing

why? genuinely curious what you dislike about him

i knew a guy like trevor

he was pretty cool

Daily reminder that the biker faggot from gtaiv is ded.

if you're going to act like a retard and put on a dog and pony show it works better if you're anonymous

burn

cmon, im black and that shit is hilarious

DAMN YOU BLACK MAN!

>cheque

Yes, truly this make believe character is the retard.

he should have replaced franklin if you did the third way but rockstar decided to fuck up that ending

This unfunny piece of shit is the biggest proof that Rockstar has lost their sense of humor. They used to make funny characters but GTAV has literally none.

Both based in their respective games. Roman more so, but Lamar is one of the few good characters in V.

Real question is, who's worse Dwayne or Michael?

Dwayne.

Lmao retard, cheque is a correct word.

Oh yes it can. It can buy you all the happiness you can drink, snort, or fuck.

Money will not, however, buy you fulfillment.

Did they make all supporting characters annoying on purpose?

>drugs and alcohol is happiness
Degenerate.

>cheque

Anyone else watch John Muir music video and made a nig secondary character online to do hood rat shit and not worry about super cars, yachts, and CEO shit?

it is though

What?

I'm supposed to know what esto means? Shitty image.

ScHoolboy Q's new music video "John Muir". After seeing it I made a secondary dindu character for GTA:O. Not buying any super cars, CEO crate shit, Yachts etc. Just doing hood rat shit like a real nigga.

>DAMN YOU BLACK MAN!