It's time for Bubsy to make his glorious return with a new title that is a return to the glory of the original 2D games

It's time for Bubsy to make his glorious return with a new title that is a return to the glory of the original 2D games.

What could possibly go wrong?

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Why the fuck isn't he a flying squirrel

Bobcats don't fucking glide

Bubsy is so fucking retarded. The people who designed him and the games themselves made every mistake they could have conceivably made. In a platform game the #1 thing you must not get wrong is the fucking physics, which are atrocious in every single Bubsy game.

If it weren't for that ad-campaign tricking youngsters, and capitalizing on the 90's mascot craze, those games wouldn't have sold worth shit. It's a miracle it got any sequels at all

Hedgehogs aren't blue and don't go fast
Plumbers don't do whatever the fuck Mario does
Foxes don't fly
Bandicoots don't look like Crash and spin.

Yet people shit on Bubsy.

Some people are just haters

I shit on Bubsy because he's fucking annoying. The gliding makes him unique but he needs to shut the fuck up.

I bet you hated Joe too, faggot.

>What could possibly go wrong?
Modern Bubsy, that's what.

Hey, I didn't write this stuff!

But all those other examples at least make some modicum of sense;
Hedgehogs have feet, so running makes sense. Tails has two tails in which to do his helicopter shit with (farfetched, but at least it's an explanation). Mario just jumps around, he doesn't do anything really crazy without powerups. And Crash just flings his limbs around wildly, because he's portrayed as crazy.

But what the fuck does bubsy have that explains gliding? He's just wearing a fucking t-shirt. It's not even a magic t-shirt either. The smug little faggot just floats around like gravity is too good for him.

I am easily able to suspend my disbelief at the fantastical powers all those other characters have, but not for Bubsy. He was designed for mass mascot appeal, and not with gameplay in mind at all. In my eyes, he is just an inherently flawed character.

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erm, fuck, I forget the others.

Why are you so upset about fucking Bubsy the fucking Bobcat? Jesus christ.

"Fred The Flying Squirrel" sounds fucking retarded

Why hasn't that slutty Trans pic not been posted yet? You know the one.

>It's time for Bubsy to make his glorious return
The words of a crazed furry, go fap to freedom planet you, derranged fuck.

I just miss classic platformers.

Modern Bubsy is a miracle of the universe.

Because I'm tired of memester faggots ironically trying to force Bubsy, when he's a shitty character, with shitty games.

The very concept of Bubsy is shitty, and we all know it. Every praise I've seen for Bubsy is bathed in sarcasm. The only people who earnestly enjoy this shit heap of a franchise are mentally ill boneheads like Ulillillia

I was just about to ask

Freedom planet is trash

so is bubsy.

Nah, he was great.

Bubsy's a 90s icon.

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Bubsy has returned. A bit different than before but, returned.

But, wait theres more!

Terrible fetish shit.

>Sony E3 2017
>We said we were going to remake Crash
>But there were rights issues
>So we're remaking the first three Bubsy games

Bubsy is a playable character in Viking Funeral, user.
gamejolt.com/games/super-space-funeral-4-deluxe-blood-red-version-bubsy/105850

>First Bubsy was frustrating and overall mediocre, but basically playable-ish
>Second Bubsy was way more scatterbrained but made the gameplay slightly less tedious with a health bar
>Everything after the first two were fucking terrible
>Now all he has is a weird parody game about going to an art museum and dying for art

How can one me too 90s mascot platformer character fall so far

I'd hit it.

With a cheese wheel?

>that running mascara

really sells it

That "sequel" can't hide it's furry undertones for shit. Space Funeral didn't need one.

What about sword fights?

This is definitely my headcanon for how Bubsy ends up from now on

Christ what the fuck

>not even /trash/ wants anything to do with Herm Bubsy thanks to mutual distaste

Where do you go when the trash doesn't want you?

With how everyone else in the thread likes it, Sup Forums apparently. Heck the only reason why /trash/ hates it is because the artist shat on them out of nowhere.

To answer OP's question, this guy's renderition that he's trying to push. Even going as far as crying to Retroism when they got the rights for the series

With Retroism's taste, I'd be crying too.

>Someone responded to that by tweeting the pic of le modern Bubsy fucking Conker

...

Good to know there's justice in this world.

>Taxman ports Bubsy over to the Retro Engine

Frotting is hot as fuck, and shemale bubsy has that desperate, grimy air that's a guilty pleasure of mine.

I'm surprised no ones posted that autistic "Modern Sonic Turbo Bubzy" pic yet.

Is there porn of shemale Bubsy?

Joe was cheesy, but on purpose. Bubsy's writers were trying to cash in on Sonic and the like.

A lot of it. The artist posts everything they make on Weasyl. Also most of the stuff gets reposted to e621. I'd post some but the mods wouldn't like that. :^]

What's the artist name?
Do they have an FA or Tumblr?
I found the naked version of

SqrlyJack is the artist. They have a tumblr and FA. The Bubsy ask blog is sulkysadbobcat. Searching "Modern Bubsy" anywhere is a good way to find em. Pretty rad stuff.

>SqrlyJack
Yeah, I found their Tumblr.
Thanks, user.

I don't get it, why is Bubsy a tranny?

Because Bubsy's better this way and is premium waifu material. Also iirc the artist said they got the idea from how weirdly feminine Bubsy was in Bubsy 3D compared to the older games.

100% erect

dont let him get to you, those people are the worst. ask for an explaination then call you an autist when you do. unless bubsy comes back strong it will forever be known as a below average series

>you will never pay bubsy 10 bucks in used crumbled bills, bend them over the bed and pound away at their puffy, whore's asshole while teasing their fat, overhung foreskinned monster; mocking that they probably haven't enjoyed getting fucked so much since bubsy 3D

>Bobcats don't fucking glide
Yes they do, the jump off of high cliffs in order to perch on cacti, then glide off of them when it's safe to travel on land

if it's not directed by uli i'm not playing it

stop talking shit
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobcat
bobcats don't glide