Invite friend to play vidya with

>invite friend to play vidya with
>he brings his boyfriend

>gay shit
nah

hope I don't get anything weird

GIMME

>invite wife over for a doom 4 lan party
>she brings her daughter

rolling for #43

Sure

>that one wierd guy that always looks at me funny when i pull out my vibrating buttplug at LANs

>invite friend to play vidya with
>he brings his girlfriend
Twenty-seven times worse

you can't roll dubs on Sup Forums
fuck this, i will never be able to get Dark Elf or HIP to fuck the BEE

>Invite friend over
>brings his girlfriend
>Says he needs to use bathroom
>3 minutes later his girlfriend just gets up and leaves
>hear them fucking on MY couch downstairs
>Get aroused and start jerking off
>They leave
>Pussy juice and cum all over my couch
>lick some of it
>tastes salty but kinda good

kill yourself

Show me my destiny.

>How to get herpes the post

user those fucks opened my eyes to how good my own semen tastes, albeit I never heard from him ever again.

>interacting with fags

Allah Ackbar soon OP.

rallin

Literal cuck.

You guys are very mean. It's my own fetish. Want me to make fun of your tranny or vore porn fetish too? Fuck off.

throw yourself off a bridge

user I.. I'll do it if you post your dick

i need slimes

While this is arousnig, youre a degenerate waste of life not even fit to gag on my cum tissues

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user please no I'll do anything

Thats very rude. That muslim was just minding his own business and then someone blew him up

is that dirt or the body parts?

what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

A mix of both

That has to be the lowest you've sunk though, right? Just a curious lick.

You haven't anything MORE degenerate than that, right, user?

Y-Yes of course user. I haven't done anything else worse than that. Does erping as a 13 year old loli count

COME OOOON SLIME GIRL!

Hows your first week friend?

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why not

Better he brings his bf than a gf

Then all three of us can actually play games and bro down.

Cuck would imply the girlfriend was his. Stop being a newfag memester.

Sadly, no, that's not worse. That's pretty normal actually, for a typical subby anime-poster.

I'm almost disappointed; I hoped you had more inexcusable acts you could've share with us.

K

>invite friend to play vidya with
>she brings her girlfriend

Oh :(

ay yo

>Invite some friend over to my shitty cramped flat with only one tiny sofa and my bed
>He brings his girlfriend over
Do you want us to DP her shitter or what you fuck JUST FUCKING SAY IT ALREADY.

Would you have licked it up if they were watching, though, or even ordered you to?

That'd be pretty pathetic...

>friend invites me to play games at his place
>we go up his place
>his slutty little sister shows up when he leaves to get us drinks and starts flirting with me and takes a seat on my crouch