You check, right?

You check, right?

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FUCK YOU OP AS IF I NEEDED ONE MORE THING TO WORRY ABOUT
FIRST THE ANAL RAPE CHAIRS NOW THIS

Don't forget about kidney stones.

>ANAL RAPE CHAIRS
You mean the chairs that eventually explode?

Yes, always.

ANTS IN MY EYES JOHNSON

Arachnophobes are cancer.

Don't worry, you just need to buy a chair with all parts not made in a third world country

heh heh heh

No, because I don't live in anew unclean shithole where bugs can roam freely.
[Spoiler]But now I will be paranoid, thanks OP [/spoiler]

I actually already had gall stones. I don't even have an unhealthy diet, but I know of 4 people in my family who have had them. Fucking genetics.

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Get out of here, you shitty spider. Go back to helplessly flailing in my bathtub.

Always check shit that may be dark cool and comfy to spiders. Couple years ago I put on a fleece jacket I had in my closet and next thing I know I had a spider bite on my arm and it was swollen to double the size and spent the night in the er.

Only pussies check

Maybe I'm looking at it wrong

But that just looks like a delicious soup served in a kidney. With corn and peas and tomato.

how does this even happen

>about 4 inches long

Holy shit

>Pic

Why were we put on this earth to suffer like that?

t-this doesn't happen if my chair is as low as it can go, right?

>Hey bro, what're you playing? Mind if I watch?

>low

>Imagining putting on your earphones when a Black Widow spider is in them.

Jesus Christ how horrifying.

That makes it worse because all the tension in the tube. You need to give it some release, user.

Its just a fucking spider, there is no reason to be fearful of him. They help to get rid of pesky flying insects around the house.

not everywhere is fucking australia
thank god

Dude, most office chairs have a steel plate between the seat and the gas cylinder. Anal rape chairs are just a meme.

I don't live in australia, so no.

thanks for reminding me

I used to have a pet fly named Robert,he would sit at the drawer next to me and watch what i watch
the cool thing abour Robert is that he always got laid and never made a fucking buzzing noise
soon i learned to tame him and put a leash around him
He survived maybe 4weeks before my sister killed him in my sleep
I actually cried

it's not that bad, i had kidney stones. couple days of vomiting because of pain and it's all fine

it was actually entire month in hospital but usually it's not that bad, plus my country public healthcare is shit

Spiderposter please. The only spiders that aren't shit tier are jumping spiders and that's because they look and cute things all the time and don't go around making spooky webs.

I'm getting too old for this shit.

Where do I find Kolobok?

>spiderwebs are spooky

If I could pull my own house out of my ass, I'd do it too. Orbwebs are really nice looking when you let the spider add all the details they want. Funnel webs loom really cool too, but you can't see them unless you've got a terrarium or something.

>Letting the spider fool you because you're able to anthropomorphize and identify with it easier.

Are people worried about this happening to them? It happened in China and everyone knows their safety regulations are shit when their stuff isn't sold outside of there.

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How is the human body able to make rocks?

So uhh, what's the exact story behind this pic? Image search brought up other unrelated chairsplosion incidents

those look like corn kernels. they almost have the sort of gleam you'd see on gemstones.

>see bug
>get something to kill it
>come back
>it's gone

Calcium builds up.

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Everything is made in China

Thats y everyone is worried

inb4 racist

>see bug struggling along
>set it on my hardwood floor
>ejaculate on it
>watch it drown in my jizz

This must be what God feels like

>living in Australia.

i seriously hope you guys dont do this

I always check.

I've been checking for years.

I check everything. Under the visor in the car. Under the toilet seat. Inside the earphones.

You never know when spiders might strike.

Gall stones as pictured happen from build ups of cholesterol. You can't really do anything about them though, genetics mostly judges whether you'll get gallstones or not.

Thankfully you don't need a gallbladder to live and it can be removed through a relatively simple surgical procedure.

>Go to bathroom
>Open door
>Glance up at the doorframe as I door
>Something start to crawl back
>Step back to assess what it is
>Without a moment to spare, a large-ish spider drops down from the doorframe, right where I was standing, and crawls towards me
>Jump over it and it disappears into the darkness, never to be found again

Also helps that they're sort of like real life Spiderman.

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Meanwhile I don't see the orbweavers being parkour daredevils every day of their lives like jumpers.

>Australian
>Don't check
I'm fine.

It's okay user, when they die full of parasites and covered in bugbites, spiderbros will live on in glorious symbiosis with our Araneae allies.

you already have a colony of spiders in your head, so it doesnt matter

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So is it me posting or the spiders inside pulling the strings?
Are they working with the skeletons?
What happens when the colony needs to moult?

>Dad had a kidney stone
>Said it's the most painful experience of his life
I get the urge to drink a gallon water every time I think about it.

>cover spider with tissue
>smash it repeatedly
>lift tissue
>spider has vanished completely
>see it on the wall 5 minutes later

>tfw hate and fear wasps with a passion but they're apparently extremely important to the ecosystem
Fuckers.

what do wasps even do

Essentially winged spiders, they kill pest species, liquify em, and feed it to their young or some shit.

Fuck your shit up for no reason at all.
But they hate everything, meaning they also fuck shit up for things that fuck up ecosystem.

Beautiful creature, but such disgusting habits.

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i mean ecosystem only, sorry
they annoy the shit out of me with that buzzing, i was able to punch one tho which makes me feel cool

>using headcucks
What scared mommy is going to hear your hentai?

This should be illegal. Literally just nuke this entire town. Give it a swift B-52 carpet run

>believing wasp propaganda

REMOVE THEM ALL

Natures pest control. The population of shit insects would skyrocket if wasps didn't exist.

>look mom, I'm Sup Forumsposting!

Yo guys, are kidney stones the type of pain where it hurts like fuck-all then after it's passed it feels like sweet bliss?