Explain

Explain.

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Female bird that gets sexualized in Dark Souls 3, despite being invisible.

It doesn't even matter because Ornifex is one hundred times better.

How do you sexualize an invisible bird

A meme I masturbate to.

Because she's cute. CUTE!

Hurts my ears slightly less then the ones in two but still a lot more than I'd like.

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Why is every one of these birbs invisible.

I don't understand.

I don't even play DS3 and know less than nothing about it, but apparently this is serious. I even have some of the fanart

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This is such a stupid meme

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I'd pickle pee her pump a rum.

Voice

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Horny teenagers who have nothing better to do with their life besides turning random characters into sexy lolis.

people are stupid, thus can relate and enjoy stupid memes. most of these losers who are so heavily involved in video games don't have time for real people, so they have to sexualize everything to compensate for their lack of real connections. its sad, pathetic, and pitiful. it's just best to let them play in their shit and die alone. hide and sage.

Where's the artwork where she gets fattened up, beheaded, plucked, battered, then deep fried?

imgur.com/a/ERrBT

I'd pump her rum

You da best user

What the fuck is a pump a rum and a pickle pee?

>plump a rum

the best image in that link

The sound of a drum and a fife, respectively. It's from an old children's poem.

>that spurdo

Reminded me of something

got the dog version?

at the top of the firelink shrine in DS3 is a hidden crows nest
that bird lives up there

Copied from anime

I wish people would sexualize the snake-mage more.

There are quite a few, actually. Just google 'dangerously furry' and you'll probably get the result you want.

youtube.com/watch?v=70GgyJAF8jI

I'll think about it

i know someone out there is thinking of doing an ASMR of this shit. i probably exists right now even. god i hate this world.

If the bird is invisible, how did this interpretation come to being?

One dude did a joke pic and suddenly everyone wanted in on it.

Post Dangerously Cheesy.

Do it.

her voice. see

__no__

>enough, enough

One guy did the first design and everyone loved it.

Harpies are the worst Monstergirls

The only thing to explain is why the fuck I can't think of an appropriate name for her which describes the objects she asks for (objects which can be made into an instrument) that also starts with a fucking S.

People watched Monster Musume and though that Papi was best waifu and thus, the Dark Souls 3 bird became a Papi knock-off, because people wanted more Papi, but different.

Bird grills a best.

"No".

you take that back you octuplenigger

Pick you poision.

The correct answer is Land. Cassowary harpy will tear your foes to pieces.

The correct answer is always the default harpy, because she can fly, is CUTE and easygoing. None of the other birdsluts you posted have these features.

monmusu harpies are a bit too slim for my tastes, which is weird since I've been a harpyfag so long I should be used to slim birbs
I'm torn between land or stock

She can fly, but she can't carry you.
Land is bigger than you and can probably run with you on her back.
It's a goddamn chocobo waifu.

If she can fly, then she's light as fuck. Instead of being carried by your waifu like a lazy sack of shit, you can carry your default harpy waifu with you.

No hands

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No.

>Can only be female

I hate when they do this. It's just such a weak excuse to have them be interested in humans and a lazy way to avoid having to design a male version. Really everything in that image is just utterly pathetic, the fact that it tries to pretend it's about anything other than weird fetish fuel makes it even fucking worse.

Monster Musume is fucking pathetic and so are the people who like that shit.

Papi traps hard in the hood?

Anything waifu related is fucking pathetic, you dumdum. If you're going to get into pathetic practices like waifuism, might as well go all the way.

No hands

not an issue, winged waifus use claws/talons, and can still hug with floofy wings

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You're lliterally retarded; Harpies are female only in the greek mythology. Trip over yourself harder to prove how much you hate anime on Sup Forums.

What's the point of carrying her when she can fly? I'd rather just have a big bird girl to charge into battle on.

>Taking waifushit this seriously
You're no better, really.

I still don't get what kind of items "pickle-pee" or "pump-a-rum" respectively are supposed to signify.

What's this?

>Not knowing commonplace details of Greek/Roman mythology

American education at work.

>caring what fairytales a bunch of boy molesting fruits told each other when they weren't buggering children

Thomas' batgirl. It's heart boner inducing.

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They're classic videogame sound effect onomatopoeia "picklepeeeeee " sounds like japanese games where you pick up coins or some shit. "pump-a-rum" is like a little trumpet of victory when you level up.

Will you stop posting this fucking picture every goddamn day?

>Thomas' batgirl
Only getting DC shit on google. Unless I should be asking the sad panda about it.

Ah. So it's more of a culture gap thing? The last two games were pretty clear with what the birds wanted but I had no fucking clue what they meant this time around.

so who at From has a fetish for crows? its got to be someone from both the A and B teams.

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ZETSUBOUSHITA

Oh this is the same guy with the weird ass frog girl and shit

Google is giving me shoe websites but I found an archived dump. Will read that.

Is this the monster girl thread? I got a monster girls.

Yea that's him. Toumasu is also his name, you can artist tag search on him on the good sites.

your heart will melt
here, for your convenience exhentai.org/g/474179/6f4530055c/

God, that's annoying.

If she has an easygoing character, I'd fuck her.

that's how good the dark souls fanbase is

Autism, loneliness, and degeneracy.

That was some eh-tier porn but holy shit my heart
I was expecting bad end but instead I got best end. More smut needs good ends.

mmm, yes, what anime or vidya would she like? this is the dealbreaker here

>Dark Souls still has no good snake ladies
God damn it, From

>"I only like monster girls when they look like normal girls in cosplay!"

God dammit, small adorable polite familiars are the best.

That's what a monster girl is dude, you're talking about Furries/Scalies.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Where the hell did its legs go?

Why do chicken legs make everything CUTE?

>the mc dude is a blob
>the spooder apparently got a bad end
I don't follow this show, let alone the doijins, what the fuck is happening even

Not gonna lie, I'd marry that snake.

>hating ASMR

literally die

No body
No body

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