Post times you went full DSP

Post times you went full DSP.

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My first time with a girl.

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WOW
I TRIED TO PUT IT IN
BUT IT KEPT MISSING
A HA HA HA HA

>tfw you realize you've gone full DSP
Is there a worse feeling in the world? Besides waking up and realizing you're anthony burch?

>i died in the bowser castle escape section of mario and luigi ss
>multiple times

When I nearly KO'd myself with help of glass door

Literally this entire game

Couldn;t figure out you could punch these things away. Spent hours wandering around. Despite that Snowhead is still mein favorite MM dungeon because fuck Great Bay.

Also excuse 3DS picture. It's the only one I could find of the pillar.

The only part of the entire pillar that was a different colour AND was segmented, and you didn't interact with it?

>Get stuck here for a week because my mind couldn't comprehend the concept of the Power Bracelet working on an enemy.

I want to go back in time and punch 6-year old me.

It's not as obviously segmented on the 64. It just looks like a intricate pattern texture made to keep the pillar from looking too repetitive.

LITERALLY HOW WERE YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW THOSE WERE FUCKING STAIRS
I LOST SO MUCH TIME LOOKING FOR SOMETHING THAT WAS IN MY FACE THE ENTIRE TIME

Volt's cave in Tales of Phantasia PS1.
I spent 3 hours trying to open the door and run through it before it closes until I realized that you could sprint by pressing O.
This dungeon is like 20h into the game.

What am I even looking at here

Casino Night Act 2

>You forgot to take hard notes until like 3rd boss
>Too much of a scrub to even attempt to retrace all the notes

This fucking """"puzzle""""

Dark Souls

Completely missed the stairs up to Undead Burg and died repeatedly to the skeletons. Came back to it after like a month and felt like a retard when I noticed them.

Every Zelda puzzle ever.

I didn't give up for a month, but it took me ~2 hours to notice the road to the Undead Burg. First I went to the graveyard, then to New Londo.
Also I deleted the character every time I lost all of my 2/3k souls because I thought it's a major fuck up

A ladder.

Just recently I was playing Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver.
Got to the part where you were supposed to ring two bells at the exact same time.
My only hint was a big glass panel with a bunch of bell images.

Took like an hour to realize I was supposed to ring both in an unforgiving amount of time after you ring one.

I can't find a good picture of it but the "Copy the seal onto the map" portion of phantom hourglass stumped me hard.

I think everyone just figured that out by accident

2D platformers with barely visible doors.
Fucking Wario Land 3.

Its even worse on emulator.

>you didn't talk to all the NPCs in the town

Fucking Wario Land 3, never managed to finish that game because got so stuck on a certain part, can't remember which part though.

>that Skyrim ''puzzle''
>didn't realize the answer was on the fucking claw itself
>had to google the combination

I woke up yesterday morning and I was anthony burch

guaranteed agreement

>door/entrance is a black hole on a dark wall

ha yea me too

it was weird because i saw the fucking thing going up and down and so close to the bottom but i still couldnt figure it out

i dont even remember how i found out how to do it

Got stuck on this when I was 9
Wondering what the fuck I was doing wrong
I kept trying tho. One of those attempts I just randomly figured it out

The first time I played OoT when I was 7, this part got me. Got through the entire game on my own, even found all the skultulas on my own, but this one part in the very beginning got me for hours.

I even tried to grind for poison moss

not my screenshot baka

the first lever puzzle in the hobbit for gameboy advance.
there were three levers, and it was the first lever puzzle where you didn't have to activate them in order.
my 7 year old self tried activating them over and over again until i eventually asked a cousin.
i probably won't ever forget that retardation.

This entire game got me.

After the first boss I found hours after starting, said fuck it and found a guide.

Someone post the Assassin's Creed pic

I just brute forced it

i beat the boss with all the poison before i burned that fucking windmill

was there even a clue that the windmill was pumping poison into the arena?

>tfw got that no issue
>Have no idea there even was a problem with that part until I see that shit spammed here

>That feel when a lot of the most hated areas in vidya are your favorite
Great Bay, Valley of Defilement, generally most horrendous, moist places, barring the OoT Water Temple, funny enough.

I never figured it out, but I just made an angled jump to where the giant snowballs were. Shot the first one with a fire arrow and then just jumped.

what game

Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Crystal Skull

La-Mulana

>Great Bay
I feel sorry for you, in a way. Though, the feels there struck a chord with me there more than in any region.

I actually completely and utterly fell for this. Didn't see it coming at all.

People hate Great Bay?

What?

That time in phantom hourglass where you had to "press the sacred crest onto your seachart"

>Playing DS1
>Never found out about the shortcut stairs that connects "oh salami's" room to the room just outside the bonfire area in The Depths.
>mfw each attempt I made to fight Gaping dragon I ran through the entire sewer section.

Of the several friends I have that played the game, the only one that found the path to Undeadburg unassisted was the biggest fucking normie of them all.

Didn't mean to quote the other post, but if you mean "what did you fall for" I didn't realise Mcdonnell Miller was actually Liquid snake, even though it was apparently extremely obvious to nearly everyone else.

This guy made me go full " I am supposed to lose, right?" mode.

If not Mickey i would probably rage-quit on this fight.

the funny thing is that giving up gave most people the solution too. Aside from that one guy who just holds the power button down.

My greatest shame. Other than paying for the game itself.

>tfw enter these threads
>always feel like a genius afterwards

Either that or you guys must be retarded

Him and this guy ruined my fucking shit the first time I played KH2.

It helped that I worked out how to dodge the bridge-long beam and guard counter xiggy's 30-seconds of shitty pain.

An absolute genocide at first. I remember feeling like a stuttering aspie as I watched my full party suffer. I forgot how I ended up beating this part, but I ended up losing only like 5 or 6 minions once I developed a strategy. I even looked up walktroughs to see if anyone had a better solution, and the best was basically told you to sacrifice about 25-50 keeping it busy.

How was I supposed to know I could walk on top of the ice blocks?

I lost to this guy like 3 times. First time I died in that game at all.

the solution is easy, the puzzle just looks like complete shit and you don't know what's what.

thats now my steam profile pic

>when you get frustrated and close the DS
>when you decide to try and again and open it

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I consider Great Bay Temple to be the most frustrating of the franchise. The one-way waterways, walking along pipes where falling could set you a few rooms back, several jumping segments, the fucking miniboss, GODDAMN GYORG. It just redlines my anxiety.

What where they thinking?

Just look at the Claw...?

fkin underage

they basically introduced a single casual filter into the entire game

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Took me four bloody months

>make you able to 3d view models
>probably tell you its possible once or twice
>you do it and see that its just something for autists to look at swords for
>they decide to make an entire fucking puzzle out of it

Any game that has a Towers of Hanoi puzzle.

Shit is my fuckin' weakness.

Your mom was underage when she conceived you

I never got anywhere in HL1. After I got my suit I just wandered aimlessly around the place trying to find some npc to talk to or a room I've never been to. Gave up, closed the game and I haven't touched it since.

>tfw you will never be a computer scientist
just give up living kid

Seriously, what logic suggests you can reach through a porthole on a ship?

Metal Gear Solid series. I booted up MGS2 and immediately went WHAT THE FUCK HOW DO I DO ANYTHING HOW DOES ANYTHING IN THIS GAME CONTROL because let's be frank here, the controls of MGS games are not exactly intuitive. The first game in the series whose controls I could deal with was Peace Walker.

In SotFS they put developer message "try torch" before the windmill. Also if you summon one of NPCs he will point to the windmill.
But in original game there were no clues. I guess developers considered it as pure secret and not as necessary requirement to kill the boss.

Kayran fight in Witcher 2. I didn't realize I have to go up the fucking bridge after almost killing it and just kept dying over and over while trying to figure out what the fuck I'm supposed to do.
When I finally triggered the cutscene, I smashed my keyboard in a rage and the spacebar broke.

>tfw got it first try and thought nothing of it until I see these posts

literally kys

well don't keep it to yourself
how did you do it?!

As a kid I had no fucking idea how to get out, the carpet didn't look like a door or anything to me.

What, the 3 towers?
But that's easy, just follow the pattern.

The first time you run into that sort of puzzle always gets you because it requires you to do an action that you don't think is a valid game action. It's like that old X-Men game on the SNES (or was it Genesis?) that requires you to reset your console to solve a puzzle. After you've run into the "close your DS to do this thing" once, your brain remembers that it's a thing you can attempt.

What does DSP mean?

When I played pokemon coloseum, I must have ignored the part about capturing shadow pokemon because I went through the entire game, even mt. battle, with just the two pokemon you get at the start.

literally happened to me

Digital Signal Processor

darned stupid player

guess I was right

I had this same fucking issue in Red when I was 6.
Took me 15 minutes to figure it out.

Dark Sided Person
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sorry

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