Nintendo 64

If you DIDN'T own a Nintendo 64, then you can GTFO of this board

I'm sick of seeing these stupid Xbone threads and PSBore threads, fuck off! Especially you PCucks. Oh you can run a game at 60 fps? Nice big achievement kiddo, how about you get all 120 stars in Mario 64, without a guide.

Gamers these days are the worst, back when I was a kid we had to fucking THINK before we finished a level now its "Durr I'm a millennial, me not know smart me need computer to finish video game durrr"

Go play your Pokemon go, I'll be playing Pokemon snap

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I skipped n64. played goldeneye at a friend's house and wasn't impressed. it's the only nintendo system I haven't owned, and I don't feel any regret over it.

snes > nes > wii > gamecube > wii-u > playing outside > n64

...

Playstation was better in every single way and possibly had the best catalog of any console.

>wii that high
get a load of this faggot

> Wii, Wii U and Gamecube over N64

>Controller didn't have a analog stick
>Every game looks like shit nowdays and does not hold up
You could say the games on N64 don't look good compared to games today, but they had their own unique art stile and didn't try to look realistic so they actually do still hod up


Now both of you GTFO

ITT: faggot OP circlejerks himself over the worst system of all time

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>Worst system of all time
>Best game ever is literally a N64 game

RETARD ALERT

How about you all grow up and accept that you have different taste in video games? This doesn't have to turn into a South American race war.

most ps1 didn't try to look realistic tho
emulated crash and spyro look bettter than emulated mario 64
ps1 had medievil, tekken 3 and ff 7, n64 had kiddy stuff
crash team racing ended up being better than mario kart
ps1 had 2d games like rayman and sotn that age way better than anything 3d
all n64 games aged like mik, zelda runs below 25 fps most of the time, mario 64 is dated to the point of being almost unplayable for anyone besides autistic manchildren
the only good n64 is conker and you can get the superior version on xbox

>metacritic
yes, you're the retard.

>n64 had kiddy stuff
>Talks about Conker IN THE SAME POST

Holy shit guys we have A RETARD

U mad bro?

Metacritic is all the game reviews from the top reviewers compiled into one big score. So LoZ:OoT is literally the highest rated game ever

I had probably one of 3 total N64 in entire Poland. PSX raped all competition really badly here, (mainly thanks to easy pirating)

You could've just had this thread without all the rudeposting

one game does not change the whole n64 catalogue, n64 was mainly for little kids

>it's the only nintendo system I haven't owned, and I don't feel any regret over it.
Just about every major Nintendo IP's titles were way superior on N64 than on GC/Wii. It's been nothing but downhill afterwards.

It raped the competition everywhere.

>wasn't impressed
2D to FUCKING 3D and you were not impressed?
must be bait

I didn't have a N64. I got a super nintendo in 1996, and my mum didn't have enough money to get me a new console until she got me a PS2 a couple of years after it came out.

>most ps1 didn't try to look realistic tho
negative
>emulated crash and spyro look bettter than emulated mario 64
subjective
>ps1 had medievil, tekken 3 and ff 7, n64 had kiddy stuff
...like THE best games of all time, Ocarina of time + Majora's Mask?
Or kiddy shit, like Turok games?
>crash team racing ended up being better than mario kart
kek nope.
>ps1 had 2d games like rayman and sotn that age way better than anything 3d
You got 2D games on N64 too, but nobody members 5th gen 2D titles for a reason.
>all n64 games aged like mik, zelda runs below 25 fps most of the time, mario 64 is dated to the point of being almost unplayable for anyone besides autistic manchildren
Considering I play them annually, I'd say nope. Plus, Zeldas are locked to 20fps, and Mario 64 has the smoothest and most enjoyable gameplay of any 3D collectathon ever.
>the only good n64 is conker and you can get the superior version on xbox
yeah, censored to hell version with far worse MP = / = "superior".

And don't even try to "Nintenkid" me, I had both systems. Still do.

I like the N64 but Conker was probably the worst rare platformer on it wtf

NES owner, here, user, you are cute trying to be an oldfag.

>golden eye
>perfect dark
>doom
>mortal kombat
>Quake
>Turok
>Duke nukem
>Wrestling games
>Many more
>All this and you say "mainly kids games"

LEAVE

What does enjoying modern games have to do with owning an N64?

I got my 121 stars in Mario 64 without a guide. As a matter of fact, I'm looking at my N64 with Mario still in it, hooked up and ready to play.

But I'd rather play my PC at 4K, 60fps.

tl;dr; eat a dick

well, here it didn't even torn the clothes apart, it just fucked them like they were. No Saturn&N64 country. It even fucked Dreamcast, because every1 prefered to wait for PS2 than buy DC and have 1year long cool time. (We are not that rich, and we were even less rich back then, that had some impact too)

This.

But this thread is weak bait anyway. Everyone knows OP is a millennial himself, and pokemon snap is garbage. Then and now.

your 4k and 60fps don't mean shit if the games aren't fun to play.

no, you leave nintendrone. you're on the wrong board

This

>negative
evidence? there are more colorful ps1 games than realistic ones, that's a fact
>subjective
just like your shitty opinion, crash had better textures thanks to not being on a fucking cartridge that's a fact
>.like THE best games of all time, Ocarina of time + Majora's Mask?
there's not such a thing like a best game of all time, also your best games off all times are unplayable by today standards(poor framerate, controls) unlike many ps1 classics
>Or kiddy shit, like Turok games?
no, kiddy shit like mario and kirby aka the main n64 selling point
>kek nope.
kek yeah.
>You got 2D games on N64 too, but nobody members 5th gen 2D titles for a reason.
like what? name 5 2d n64 games on pair with soth, rayman, metal slug and oddworld games
>Considering I play them annually, I'd say nope
like I said, you're a manchild autist so you don't count, I was reffering to normal people trying to play anything from n64 today
>Plus, Zeldas are locked to 20fps
is that a good thing? 20 fucking fps
>Mario 64 has the smoothest and most enjoyable gameplay of any 3D collectathon ever.
by your autistic manchild standards
>And don't even try to "Nintenkid" me, I had both systems. Still do.
post pics with a timestamp

But they are.

Some of them.

>also your best games off all times are unplayable by today standards(poor framerate, controls)
>unlike many ps1 classics
bait as fuck.

>These pixel graphics on ps1
>Yellow kek face.jpg

tekken 3 60fps, omega boost 60fps, Klonoa 60fps
tomba 60fps
mario 64 30fps, zelda 20fps
nuff said

>mfw people think teachers don't browse Sup Forums when this site has been up since 05
yeah, I guess those lurkers from back then that finished their schooling and went on to teach don't bother browsing anymore. they suddenly took on a moral highground and refused to come back.

give me a break-- even celebrities browse Sup Forums. Sup Forums has had multiple celebrity posting. Sup Forums had a few. don't know if zelda counts as celebrity, but she came to Sup Forums a few times.

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>implying any PS1 game keeps steady 60fps
>implying most PS1 games have anywhere near smooth and intuitive controls
>implying N64 didn't introduce huge leaps in user-friendly 3D controls thanks to its Analog stick and stuff like Z-Aiming
>implying GOTYAY relies on performance alone

2004, actually.

Gets worse with the pal version of Ocarina of Time. 17 fps. Fucking hell

N64 is Nintendo's worst console

Even just as a video streaming machine and not a game console the Wii U is a better game console

>limited to MIDI music while Playstation had access to much better audio
>Limited initially to 4MB catridges while Playstation had 650MB space from the get go
>Each cartridge costed devs $10 to produce and had to be bought from Nintendo. Each CD costed devs around $1 to produce and could be bought from anywhere

N64 actually had better hardware but could barely make use of it because of such limitations. Limited cartridge storage meant devs couldn't be as free in making their games as they were with Playstation and had to always be mindful about the game size. Catridges also made developing games for the N64 a lot more expensive, while any small group of talented people with some money could pull off a best selling game in the PSX.

As a result N64 has a library of 388 games, 85 of them region locked to Japan. While Playstation 1 has a library in the thousands.

Don't you see that high level tesselation on the bricks? Centuries ahead of nintendo.

Left: 60 fps
Right: 20 fps

I owned a pikachu one fucboi

Eat shit nintendonigger. Psone was the best console of the generation.

>but muh mario
>muh goldeneye
>muh perfect dark

Even you can name psone equivalents for them

pokemon snap was cool, i really liked it as a kid

>Z-Aiming
>good

Spot the casual.

>limited to MIDI music while Playstation had access to much better audio
Have you not heard the Golden Eye, Mario 6 siundtracks?

what were the equivalents to goldeneye and perfect dark

People only bought N64 for the Pokemon games really.

>implying any PS1 game keeps steady 60fps
all 3d fighters acctualy plus many more but keep being ignorant
>implying N64 didn't introduce huge leaps in user-friendly 3D controls thanks to its Analog stick and stuff like Z-Aiming
nintendo 64 was a failure both sales and technology wise, even nintendo knows that
If you want to talk about good nintendo systems talk about snes
oh wait you can't talk about snes because n64 was your baby first console

But did you get all 120 stars on Mario 64 in as few A presses as possible?

>Still have N64
>All the controllers are fucked
Shit sucks.

medal of honor underground

I owned a N64 OP. My dad bought it with SM64 and OOT. It was nice. My first console was a NES. Was yours this one?

Medal of honors and descent. Underground was god tier. Too bad it lacked multiplayer if i remember right.

>medal of honor underground
>revolutionizing FPS game to this day

Same here. Dad bought the console plus SMB3 for himself but I played it way more than him. When I first saw SM64 at my friends house I was shitting bricks. I couldn't believe witchcraft like 3D rendered games exists. What followed was 3 months of constant whining at my parents because I had to have that new N64 console.

Really sick of people thinking the n64 was a good console. It has a few gems and a handful of good games, but overall it's pretty shit.

t. SNESfag

post the n64 equivalents to Tekken 3, ff7, sotn, mgs, gran turismo, final fantasy tactics, parappa the rapper, sillent hill and oddworld abe's oddysee

>post pics with a timestamp
not gonna bother digging out all my stuff again, so you gonna have to make do with this older, kinda unfinished photo.

Plus, I've seen plenty of adults pick up N64 games in this very decade, and have no problems. My wife is one of those, having grown up with Sony's machines. She played and loved Mario, Ocarina, etc.

Friend of mine had a n64 back in the day, mario 64 blew me away. Then another classmate got a PSX and that literally blew my mind 5 times as much as the n64 did.

>N64fags can't make a thread without antagonizing the PS1
>no one even mentions the N64 in PSX threads aside of N64fags themselves

wew

Nobody mentioned revolutionizing FPS games, they mentioned GoldenEye and Perfect Dark.

Truth is, me and my sister were watching some videos on N64 games before they came out. I wanted the PS1 because a friend of mine had it, but she had the louder voice so we had to get the N64. In the end it wasn't a bad choice but she told us to grab SM64 and Quest 64, and if we couldn't find Quest 64, we should grab OoT.

Thank god we couldn't find Quest 64. Thank fucking god.

Nah man. I bought a console with games that generation and not expensive cartridge prices

>console fps games

>wife
>She played and loved Mario, Ocarina, etc.
no shit sherlock
also nice collection but your taste is still trash
n64 failed for a reason

Yes, and?

>You have to be a 24+ manchild to be on Sup Forums

>The Nintendo 64 was the first console with hard games

>The Nintendo 64 was the first console with hard games

Not saying that, I'm saying N64 was the last console that required a brain and not a internet connection and a keyboard

I'll take "What is the Gamecube" for 700,Mr Trebek

I like 2D sprite games, especially shmups and fighting games, some arcade titles and JRPGs.
I dislike 3d platformers and have no attachment to Nintendo franchises.
Recently got N64 + Wonder Project J2 and Mischief Makers.
What else can N64 offer to me?

N64 had very, very few games but they're pretty good. It's the weakest Nintendo console. The Wii had more good titles though people often forget this because of how long it went without decent releases, the gimmicky stuff and the fact that there was a fuckton of shovelware on it. I have yet to meet anyone who played Another Code R.

The N64 had very few titles overall, both good and bad. First party wise it was great, 3rd party was kinda shitty. RARE put the platform on its back, though DK64 was a massive pile of shit. The expansion pak was a mistake due to pricing.

For me the Gamecube was very much an improvement, except that it got the shittiest 3D mario.

>What else can N64 offer to me?
nothing

That's sad.
How is Evangelion game?

Yoshi's Story
Wonder Project J2
Mischief Makers
Rakugakids
Bangai-O

inb4 "lol GOOD games!" because children on Sup Forums refuse to ever concede a point.

>Wonder Project J2
>Rakugakids
>Bangai-O
c'mon son... but kudos for even trying to find some decent 2d games on that pile of shit called n64

a really bad fighting game

>c'mon son
I haven't played Rakugakids yet, and Bangai-O is better on Dreamcast, but what's wrong with it or Wonder Project?

>All these PS1 fanboys

How is Crash (AKA Temple Run (The IOS game)) Better than Mario 64

And what if I don't care about either of them, but prefer games in other genres where N64 lacks?

My baby is still alive and kickin user
Lost a few games along the way but still got a tiny shrine :)

I see you enjoy cherry picking.

Well, they are in season right now.

>what's wrong with it or Wonder Project?
it's a jap only weeb shit sim

spyro was better than mario 64

Bait

>sim
>Bangai-O
Ok.
>jap only
Eh. So what?

emulate and see for yourself

This nigga knows what's up.
faggot with worse taste than a Xbox 360 COD hardsc0pa

English fan patch.

it's a utter shit game made only for the biggest weebs to enjoy
what's more to add

Where my Saturn bros at?

>Literally deflecting in the exact way that was predicted because saying "Oh, I was mistaken." is too difficult.

Fuckers like you are why we can't have decent discussions.

In Japan, with all of its games.

but those games are trash, it's like posting all wii shovelware games just because they exist

>Ghibli wannabe
>Weebshit

I still own my N64 and it still a underage console, at least it is slightly less worse than kids whose first console was GC/PS2. I just won't get rid of that shit because I'm a hoarder scum so it's easier to keep it in box in my room

>Mischief Makers
>Trash

Take your low quality shitposts elsewhere.

>let me use one of the worst entries in the series as example!