Don't call anybody, 'specially not the mods

>Don't call anybody, 'specially not the mods.

Cwc thread, "Chris is LITERALLY about to die" edition.

*Prepares post-mortem-confetti canon*

Someone post the webm of Chris jerking off with his new vagina.

>Chris is LITERALLY about to die
wait what
what did I miss

Somebody said last thread that chris uploaded a webm playing with 'it'

Does anybody have it saved? If it is actually Chris than its further proof that he hasn't gone to a doctor yet and is just aggrivating his wound.

THHHHHWBWBWBWBBWBWBWPPPT

Post yfw Chris dies this year.

His taint piering got infected, he refuses to see a doctor, and thinks he's growing a vagina due to hypnotic white noise on Youtube.
He plans to consume frozen semen to impregnate himself with his daughter Crystal.

DONT

CALL

ANYBODY


OR FACE AUTISTIC RAGE


BUT DURING THE STONE AGE


THEYLL LOCK ME IN A CAGE

He has an infected piercing. He's not going to die.

Why are mods deleting cwc threads, yet other bullshit is reaching limit. Mad as fuck.

What will his last words be?

>Chris will die in your lifetime

Can CWC even feel pain?

oh, that's old news though. I thought this was something new

Oh no! Don't summon him!

you could die today in one of a million ways.

Not fucking video games, no matter how hard you try to spin it

I can't wait till this fucker dies so I won't have to see this CLEARLY NOT VIDEO GAME RELATED shit anymore

He thinks pain=vagina growing

Actually, an untreated cyst that develops sepsis can literally feed toxic bacteria into the bloodstream, which could travel to the heart.

Its a hell of a lot fucking worse than "an infected piercing" user.

Its his piercing he got two years ago which got an infection. What happened is Chris proceeded to not nurse the infected wound and let it grow into a full blown abscess which looks horribly infected.

Nobody knows how long he's had it, its only come out within the last two days that he's got this huge problem. What we know is that the retarded has deluded himself into thinking he grew a vagina by watching hypnosis videos.

He is at best going to need to sit in a hospital for months getting the abscess treated or at worse is literally about to die due to necrosis or septic shock.

This is a pretty big fucking deal, Chris' life is at stake.

DO. NOT. OPEN. THIS. WEBM.

>newfags

Chris could die today in one of a million ways.

thats not chris. chris still has his dick

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Not yet he wont. The abscess will worsen if it doesn't get treated. He can't afford treatment to begin with even if he wants to.

>Chris' life is at stake
Who gives a fuck?

That's not even him, for the billionth time.

...

WHAT

WHAT

WTAHT THE FUCK

What the fuck, not Chris though...

Revved is next if he doesn't take a damn break on shitposting

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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NOT CHRIS
NOT CHRIS
NOT CHRIS

I'm too much of a pussy to open this vid. What's going on?